Interesting Email I just Got
 

Hi, my name is A*** ****. I just ordered a membership to your website. Unfortunately, I have just been notified by my superiors in the United States Marine Corps that I will be traveling for the next 3-5 weeks. I would like to cancel my subscription because it does me no good as of now. I hope that you can be empathetic and grant my request. However, I assure you that upon my arrival, I will most certainly be rejoining or becoming once again a satisfied member of your excellent and very to the point service. My user ID is s**** and password is 4*****. I hope that you will understand my situation and be aware that it is for the protection of our nation that I must leave. I am a marine stationed at Camp Pendleton in San Diego CA. My full name is ******, Sgt. First Class of the 27 division of Civil Rights Code 485****. I know that this will be satisfactory proof and input to go ahead with the cancellation of said membership. Thank you for your time and help.
Sincerely,
Sgt. *******

Tell him to fuck off and send him a pic of you pissing on his membership money.

Juicyyy

:1orglaugh

So cancel his account.. he didn't ask for a refund :)

Might as well cancel it for him.. otherwise he could chargeback

nah I refunded it 24 bucks why not

you should give him a free membership

Call him. Hell I'll do it, I'd love to. I come from a military family. This good ol boy's got some explainin to do.