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afrocreep · 08-08-2003, 07:33 AM

let me start off with

i was only watching Totally Busted on playboy tv (mostly for mary carey) with my dad.. so my mom starts saying to turn it off.. and i'm like "sure right jesus, right away jesus" and continue watching it.. don't you know it tough daddy backs off and says i've seen enough change it so he doesn't get bitch slapped..

my moms like your a pervert, only perverts watch that kind of stuff. (god forbit she finds out what else i do)

WE ARE PERVERTS. GOD BLESS OUR SOULS.

Corleone · 08-08-2003, 07:36 AM

i#m a pervert

TheFLY · 08-08-2003, 08:39 AM

pussy whipped!

Undutchable · 08-08-2003, 08:41 AM

Man, move out already!

Gutterboy · 08-08-2003, 08:42 AM

Owned by your mother over the playboy channel! You hardly deserve the label pervert, kiddo.

Call us back when you've put the bitch in her place and pimped her ass out to the MILF Hunter.

Ironhorse · 08-08-2003, 08:45 AM

Man imagine the spanking you'd get if they found out

Kanoealoha · 08-08-2003, 08:47 AM

Shit, have some respect for your mom!

Even when i visit my parents I don't play music or watch anything in THEIR house that they don't approve of.

Its a nice way of saying I respect you, respect me and thanks for all the shit you put up with for 18+ years...

Gutterboy · 08-08-2003, 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kanoealoha
Shit, have some respect for your mom!

Even when i visti my parents I don't play music or watch anything in THEIR house that they don't approve of.

Its a nice way of saying I respect you, respect me and thanks for all the shit you put up with for 18+ years...

your title could not be more appropriate.

ScriptBall · 08-08-2003, 08:50 AM

I get called a pervert weekly, Whats wrong with that ?

Kanoealoha · 08-08-2003, 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gutterboy

your title could not be more appropriate.

oh thanks *smoochies*

ldinternet · 08-08-2003, 08:52 AM

Moms eh? My family often use Kazaa. So when I visited, I planted a few racist (Johnny Rebel) songs in the shared folder and renamed them.

And to look in the shared folder, nobody suspected a thing until they tried to play Smokey Robinson - Tracks Of My Tears.mp3

And to think I'd ate the pussy,
Where that big black dick had been.
And kissed the lips that sucked him off,
Time, and time again.
It's enough to make a man throw up,
Sure is hard to figure,
How any decent girl
Could ever fuck a greasy ******.

The expressions on their faces, oh man.

Gutterboy · 08-08-2003, 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ldinternet
Moms eh? My family often use Kazaa. So when I visited, I planted a few racist (Johnny Rebel) songs in the shared folder and renamed them.

And to look in the shared folder, nobody suspected a thing until they tried to play Smokey Robinson - Tracks Of My Tears.mp3

And to think I'd ate the pussy,
Where that big black dick had been.
And kissed the lips that sucked him off,
Time, and time again.
It's enough to make a man throw up,
Sure is hard to figure,
How any decent girl
Could ever fuck a greasy ******.

The expressions on their faces, oh man.

Nice edit

ldinternet · 08-08-2003, 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gutterboy

Nice edit

Yes, it seems like the board had a new feature installed specially for the resident crybabies,

"Insta-Whinge"

Just posted something offensive? Insta-Whinge will register a complaint to your ICQ number in under 12 seconds.

loverboy · 08-08-2003, 09:07 AM

hmmm, i wonder how it feels like being called a pervert by my mom

Gutterboy · 08-08-2003, 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ldinternet

Yes, it seems like the board had a new feature installed specially for the resident crybabies,

"Insta-Whinge"

Just posted something offensive? Insta-Whinge will register a complaint to your ICQ number in under 12 seconds.

Out them!

Sassyass · 08-08-2003, 09:14 AM

Don't quit school bub.

teenjump · 08-08-2003, 09:17 AM

I'm perverted, and I have no problems admitting it to anyone who brands me as one.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 08-08-2003, 09:45 AM

I'm a perv..I'm a perv....How the Hell do i get my hubby to watch the playboy channel with me..he only does it in secret and denies he watches it...so i changed the code on the sattelite ...I will know he wants to watch it if he is highly aggravated but cant come out and ask for the access code ...i was feeling evil today

TurboAngel · 08-08-2003, 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kanoealoha
Shit, have some respect for your mom!

Even when i visit my parents I don't play music or watch anything in THEIR house that they don't approve of.

Its a nice way of saying I respect you, respect me and thanks for all the shit you put up with for 18+ years...

pine · 08-08-2003, 10:02 AM

An adult webmaster who still lives at home with his parents?

Say it ain't so!

SkyWalker · 08-08-2003, 10:07 AM

Should have listened to your mom the first time she asked.

afrocreep · 08-08-2003, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Undutchable
Man, move out already!

hah fuck that, i'm saving hella cash by sticking around lol.. plus they got a nice place so it makes a good background for content

08-08-2003, 07:33 AM	#1
afrocreep Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: ON, Canada Posts: 1,074	i was called a pervert last night let me start off with i was only watching Totally Busted on playboy tv (mostly for mary carey) with my dad.. so my mom starts saying to turn it off.. and i'm like "sure right jesus, right away jesus" and continue watching it.. don't you know it tough daddy backs off and says i've seen enough change it so he doesn't get bitch slapped.. my moms like your a pervert, only perverts watch that kind of stuff. (god forbit she finds out what else i do) WE ARE PERVERTS. GOD BLESS OUR SOULS.

08-08-2003, 08:45 AM	#6
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08-08-2003, 08:47 AM	#7
Kanoealoha Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Happy Valley Posts: 1,261	Shit, have some respect for your mom! Even when i visit my parents I don't play music or watch anything in THEIR house that they don't approve of. Its a nice way of saying I respect you, respect me and thanks for all the shit you put up with for 18+ years... __________________ Strong Bad Rocks! Last edited by Kanoealoha; 08-08-2003 at 08:49 AM..

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08-08-2003, 08:52 AM	#11
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	Moms eh? My family often use Kazaa. So when I visited, I planted a few racist (Johnny Rebel) songs in the shared folder and renamed them. And to look in the shared folder, nobody suspected a thing until they tried to play Smokey Robinson - Tracks Of My Tears.mp3 And to think I'd ate the pussy, Where that big black dick had been. And kissed the lips that sucked him off, Time, and time again. It's enough to make a man throw up, Sure is hard to figure, How any decent girl Could ever fuck a greasy *****. The expressions on their faces, oh man. Last edited by ldinternet; 08-08-2003 at 09:00 AM..*

08-08-2003, 07:36 AM	#2
Corleone C.R.E.A.M Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,262	i#m a pervert

08-08-2003, 08:39 AM	#3
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	pussy whipped!

08-08-2003, 08:41 AM	#4
Undutchable Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 2,217	Man, move out already!

08-08-2003, 08:42 AM	#5
Gutterboy So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Dis Posts: 4,751	Owned by your mother over the playboy channel! You hardly deserve the label pervert, kiddo. Call us back when you've put the bitch in her place and pimped her ass out to the MILF Hunter.

08-08-2003, 09:07 AM	#14
loverboy When it rains, it pours Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 20,609	hmmm, i wonder how it feels like being called a pervert by my mom

08-08-2003, 09:14 AM	#16
Sassyass Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,101	Don't quit school bub.

08-08-2003, 09:17 AM	#17
teenjump So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,595	I'm perverted, and I have no problems admitting it to anyone who brands me as one.

08-08-2003, 09:45 AM	#18
C_U_Next_Tuesday WW4L Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: over the river and through the woods Posts: 10,581	I'm a perv..I'm a perv....How the Hell do i get my hubby to watch the playboy channel with me..he only does it in secret and denies he watches it...so i changed the code on the sattelite ...I will know he wants to watch it if he is highly aggravated but cant come out and ask for the access code ...i was feeling evil today

08-08-2003, 10:02 AM	#20
pine Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Falls, eh Posts: 1,373	An adult webmaster who still lives at home with his parents? Say it ain't so! __________________ unattended error: ID 10 T. Check connection between keyboard and chair.

08-08-2003, 10:07 AM	#21
SkyWalker Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 933	Should have listened to your mom the first time she asked. __________________ "You don't know the power of the Dark side!"