i was called a pervert last night
 

let me start off with :1orglaugh

i was only watching Totally Busted on playboy tv (mostly for mary carey) with my dad.. so my mom starts saying to turn it off.. and i'm like "sure right jesus, right away jesus" and continue watching it.. don't you know it tough daddy backs off and says i've seen enough change it so he doesn't get bitch slapped..

my moms like your a pervert, only perverts watch that kind of stuff. (god forbit she finds out what else i do)

WE ARE PERVERTS. GOD BLESS OUR SOULS. :1orglaugh

i#m a pervert

pussy whipped! :1orglaugh

Man, move out already!

Owned by your mother over the playboy channel! You hardly deserve the label pervert, kiddo.

Call us back when you've put the bitch in her place and pimped her ass out to the MILF Hunter.

Man imagine the spanking you'd get if they found out :1orglaugh

Shit, have some respect for your mom!

Even when i visit my parents I don't play music or watch anything in THEIR house that they don't approve of.

Its a nice way of saying I respect you, respect me and thanks for all the shit you put up with for 18+ years...

your title could not be more appropriate.

I get called a pervert weekly, Whats wrong with that ?

oh thanks *smoochies* :glugglug

Moms eh? My family often use Kazaa. So when I visited, I planted a few racist (Johnny Rebel) songs in the shared folder and renamed them.

And to look in the shared folder, nobody suspected a thing until they tried to play Smokey Robinson - Tracks Of My Tears.mp3

And to think I'd ate the pussy,
Where that big black dick had been.
And kissed the lips that sucked him off,
Time, and time again.
It's enough to make a man throw up,
Sure is hard to figure,
How any decent girl
Could ever fuck a greasy ******.

The expressions on their faces, oh man. :1orglaugh

Nice edit :winkwink:

Yes, it seems like the board had a new feature installed specially for the resident crybabies,

"Insta-Whinge"

Just posted something offensive? Insta-Whinge will register a complaint to your ICQ number in under 12 seconds. :1orglaugh

hmmm, i wonder how it feels like being called a pervert by my mom :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

Out them!

Don't quit school bub.

I'm perverted, and I have no problems admitting it to anyone who brands me as one.

I'm a perv..I'm a perv....How the Hell do i get my hubby to watch the playboy channel with me..he only does it in secret and denies he watches it...so i changed the code on the sattelite ...I will know he wants to watch it if he is highly aggravated but cant come out and ask for the access code ...i was feeling evil today :Graucho

:thumbsup

An adult webmaster who still lives at home with his parents?

Say it ain't so!

Should have listened to your mom the first time she asked.

hah fuck that, i'm saving hella cash by sticking around lol.. plus they got a nice place so it makes a good background for content :1orglaugh