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The O is for Oohhh
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Happy Birthday To Me (dumbass)
So I forego the parties at Internext last night to drive home to spend my birthday with my wife. One of the gifts she has for me is a nice chef's knife, which she knew I wanted.
Like the dumbass I am, I try my speed slicing skills on a carrot and proceed to take the end of my finger off. I got the piece of my finger to line up pretty well so I hope it'll take and doesn't die off... It was pretty sick looking down at the cutting board and seeing a chunk of my finger lying on it. Enjoy the pics (WARNING: you may think they're gross) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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happy birthday
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I am a meat popsicle.
Join Date: Jul 2002
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yummy.
Happy Birthday.
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Is your wife related to SleazyDream?
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The O is for Oohhh
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she did a fine job of cleaning and bandaging me up, now at least I have an excuse to not do dishes for a while. |
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happy birthday
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#8 |
The O is for Oohhh
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Damn the finger's really starting to hurt now.. hasn't been that bad till now fuuuuccckkkk
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hows your wife, post some pics
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The O is for Oohhh
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Dude.. goto the doctor.. That shit went pretty far down.. they may need to stitch that shit up... You dont just say "Fuck it I'll put a bandaid on it" when you chop something off..
PS. Happy birfffday! ![]() Media
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By my clock, I'm a little late on this....
but HAPPY BIRTHDAY !
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Happy Birthday chef
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Ouch..happy birthday
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yummy! you gonna eat that?
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