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Old 08-03-2003, 03:45 PM   #1
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Happy Birthday To Me (dumbass)

So I forego the parties at Internext last night to drive home to spend my birthday with my wife. One of the gifts she has for me is a nice chef's knife, which she knew I wanted.
Like the dumbass I am, I try my speed slicing skills on a carrot and proceed to take the end of my finger off.
I got the piece of my finger to line up pretty well so I hope it'll take and doesn't die off...
It was pretty sick looking down at the cutting board and seeing a chunk of my finger lying on it.

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Old 08-03-2003, 03:53 PM   #2
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Old 08-03-2003, 04:01 PM   #3
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Old 08-03-2003, 04:20 PM   #4
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yummy.

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Old 08-03-2003, 04:49 PM   #5
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Is your wife related to SleazyDream?
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Old 08-03-2003, 05:15 PM   #6
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Is your wife related to SleazyDream?
hah nope ...


she did a fine job of cleaning and bandaging me up, now at least I have an excuse to not do dishes for a while.
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Old 08-03-2003, 05:17 PM   #7
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Old 08-03-2003, 07:17 PM   #8
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Damn the finger's really starting to hurt now.. hasn't been that bad till now fuuuuccckkkk
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Old 08-03-2003, 07:56 PM   #10
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Old 08-03-2003, 08:48 PM   #11
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Old 08-03-2003, 09:19 PM   #12
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Dude.. goto the doctor.. That shit went pretty far down.. they may need to stitch that shit up... You dont just say "Fuck it I'll put a bandaid on it" when you chop something off..

PS. Happy birfffday!

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Old 08-03-2003, 10:19 PM   #13
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By my clock, I'm a little late on this....

but HAPPY BIRTHDAY !
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Old 08-03-2003, 10:21 PM   #14
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Old 08-03-2003, 10:26 PM   #15
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Ouch..happy birthday
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Old 08-04-2003, 01:00 AM   #16
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yummy! you gonna eat that?
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Old 08-04-2003, 01:08 AM   #17
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