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Happy Birthday To Me (dumbass)
So I forego the parties at Internext last night to drive home to spend my birthday with my wife. One of the gifts she has for me is a nice chef's knife, which she knew I wanted.
Like the dumbass I am, I try my speed slicing skills on a carrot and proceed to take the end of my finger off. I got the piece of my finger to line up pretty well so I hope it'll take and doesn't die off... It was pretty sick looking down at the cutting board and seeing a chunk of my finger lying on it. Enjoy the pics (WARNING: you may think they're gross) http://www.germantourist.com/finger/knife1.jpg http://www.germantourist.com/finger/finger1.jpg http://www.germantourist.com/finger/finger2.jpg http://www.germantourist.com/finger/dumbass1.jpg |
yummy :1orglaugh
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yummy.
Happy Birthday. |
Is your wife related to SleazyDream?
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she did a fine job of cleaning and bandaging me up, now at least I have an excuse to not do dishes for a while. |
happy birthday
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Damn the finger's really starting to hurt now.. hasn't been that bad till now fuuuuccckkkk
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hows your wife, post some pics
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here dammit http://www.megapics.com/wedding1.jpg |
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Dude.. goto the doctor.. That shit went pretty far down.. they may need to stitch that shit up... You dont just say "Fuck it I'll put a bandaid on it" when you chop something off..
PS. Happy birfffday! :321GFY Media |
By my clock, I'm a little late on this....
but HAPPY BIRTHDAY ! |
Happy Birthday chef :thumbsup
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Ouch..happy birthday :glugglug
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yummy! you gonna eat that?
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:1orglaugh Nice carrot!
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