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			 The O is for Oohhh 
			
		
			
			
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				Happy Birthday To Me (dumbass)
			 
			So I forego the parties at Internext last night to drive home to spend my birthday with my wife.  One of the gifts she has for me is a nice chef's knife, which she knew I wanted. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	Like the dumbass I am, I try my speed slicing skills on a carrot and proceed to take the end of my finger off. I got the piece of my finger to line up pretty well so I hope it'll take and doesn't die off... It was pretty sick looking down at the cutting board and seeing a chunk of my finger lying on it. Enjoy the pics (WARNING: you may think they're gross)       ![]()  | 
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		 yummy  
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 happy birthday  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 yummy. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			Happy Birthday. 
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		 Is your wife related to SleazyDream? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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 she did a fine job of cleaning and bandaging me up, now at least I have an excuse to not do dishes for a while.  | 
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		 happy birthday 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Damn the finger's really starting to hurt now.. hasn't been that bad till now fuuuuccckkkk 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 hows your wife, post some pics 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Dude.. goto the doctor.. That shit went pretty far down.. they may need to stitch that shit up...  You dont just say "Fuck it I'll put a bandaid on it" when you chop something off.. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 By my clock, I'm a little late on this.... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			but HAPPY BIRTHDAY ! 
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		 Happy Birthday chef  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Ouch..happy birthday  
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 yummy!  you gonna eat that? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		  Nice carrot! | 
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