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x3guide · 08-02-2003, 06:39 PM

Could use a bunch of new ones.. Stuff like "hey..you..cumstain" doesn't cut it anymore.. help appreciated

Gutterboy · 08-02-2003, 06:39 PM

You lil2rich4u2!

Lee · 08-02-2003, 06:42 PM

The most cutting reply that I ever saw delivered and it has subsequently worked brilliant for me was "Big nose". People really dont know how to react to it and just look like they want to cry

JamesK · 08-02-2003, 06:43 PM

Gutterboy · 08-02-2003, 06:45 PM

I've always thought asshat had a nice ring to it.

triplab · 08-02-2003, 06:51 PM

http://www.duke.edu/~pms5/humor/shakinsult.html

dirtyone · 08-02-2003, 07:03 PM

fucktard is my all time favorite

x3guide · 08-02-2003, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by triplab
http://www.duke.edu/~pms5/humor/shakinsult.html

We already went through the web, cumstain.. Need the pro's

Lee · 08-02-2003, 07:13 PM

Turd on a string

vegas2003 · 08-02-2003, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by x3guide
Could use a bunch of new ones.. Stuff like "hey..you..cumstain" doesn't cut it anymore.. help appreciated

your mom's so fat she walked out of the house wearing high heels and came home in flipflops

Ice · 08-02-2003, 07:14 PM

tell someone....

You mom should have swallowed that night

Adult Site Traffic · 08-02-2003, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dirtyone
fucktard is my all time favorite

Yes, "fucktard" ranks very high among favorites, as does "turd licker"

Say this out loud:

I am We Tod Did. I am SOFA KING! WE TODD did.

lil2rich4u2 · 08-02-2003, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gutterboy
You lil2rich4u2!

ouch

ldinternet · 08-02-2003, 07:23 PM

Child rapist.

Or something along those lines...

fiveyes · 08-02-2003, 09:11 PM

The best insults are never what's said- it's how it was said. Delivery is everything!

TDF · 08-02-2003, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gutterboy
You lil2rich4u2!

thats worse than saying yo momma

fiveyes · 08-02-2003, 09:19 PM

Two competitive alpha males meet in a narrow passage and one loudly states "I never stand aside for a lesser man!" The other steps to the side and says- "I always do."

Good, meaty insults that lay the other one to waste have to have that "zinger" quality in them. Mere words won't do it. It requires timing, wit and (most importantly!) delivery. A poor insult leads to a fight, a good one ends it.

XxXotic · 08-02-2003, 09:21 PM

asscracker
fuckstick
dingledick

venturi · 08-02-2003, 09:33 PM

There are basically two ways one can tell someone to "go to hell."
One way merely pisses them off.
The other makes them look forward to the trip.

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08-02-2003, 06:39 PM	#2
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Lee Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Kernow Posts: 2,977	The most cutting reply that I ever saw delivered and it has subsequently worked brilliant for me was "Big nose". People really dont know how to react to it and just look like they want to cry

08-02-2003, 06:45 PM	#5
Gutterboy So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Dis Posts: 4,751	I've always thought asshat had a nice ring to it.

08-02-2003, 07:03 PM	#7
dirtyone Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: God's Country (Georgia) Posts: 3,706	fucktard is my all time favorite

08-02-2003, 07:13 PM	#9
Lee Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Kernow Posts: 2,977	Turd on a string

08-02-2003, 07:23 PM	#14
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	Child rapist. Or something along those lines...

08-02-2003, 09:19 PM	#17
fiveyes Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: New Orleans Posts: 1,680	Two competitive alpha males meet in a narrow passage and one loudly states "I never stand aside for a lesser man!" The other steps to the side and says- "I always do." Good, meaty insults that lay the other one to waste have to have that "zinger" quality in them. Mere words won't do it. It requires timing, wit and (most importantly!) delivery. A poor insult leads to a fight, a good one ends it. __________________ <CENTER><A HREF="http://www.hot-off-bourbon.com/" target="_blank"><IMG SRC="http://www.hot-off-bourbon.com/images/hob-logosmall.jpg" border="0"></A> <FONT face="Comic Sans MS" SIZE="-1"><I>Mardi Gras, Spring Break, Wet-T, Night Club Action, UpSkirt, Oil Wrestling, Voyeur</I></FONT></CENTER>

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