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  • x3guide
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2001
    • 735

    #1

    insults

    Could use a bunch of new ones.. Stuff like "hey..you..cumstain" doesn't cut it anymore.. help appreciated
    Shomer fuckin shabbas
  • Gutterboy
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2002
    • 4751

    #2
    You lil2rich4u2!

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    • Lee
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2002
      • 2977

      #3
      The most cutting reply that I ever saw delivered and it has subsequently worked brilliant for me was "Big nose". People really dont know how to react to it and just look like they want to cry

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      • JamesK
        hi
        • Jun 2002
        • 16731

        #4
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        • Gutterboy
          So Fucking Banned
          • Jul 2002
          • 4751

          #5
          I've always thought asshat had a nice ring to it.

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          • triplab
            Registered User
            • Mar 2002
            • 96

            #6
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            • dirtyone
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2002
              • 3706

              #7
              fucktard is my all time favorite

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              • x3guide
                Confirmed User
                • Dec 2001
                • 735

                #8
                We already went through the web, cumstain.. Need the pro's
                Shomer fuckin shabbas

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                • Lee
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 2977

                  #9
                  Turd on a string

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                  • vegas2003
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 1714

                    #10
                    Originally posted by x3guide
                    Could use a bunch of new ones.. Stuff like "hey..you..cumstain" doesn't cut it anymore.. help appreciated
                    your mom's so fat she walked out of the house wearing high heels and came home in flipflops
                    SEACREST OUT!

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                    • Ice
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 26053

                      #11
                      tell someone....

                      You mom should have swallowed that night
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                      • Adult Site Traffic
                        Confirmed User
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 5093

                        #12
                        Originally posted by dirtyone
                        fucktard is my all time favorite
                        Yes, "fucktard" ranks very high among favorites, as does "turd licker"

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                        • lil2rich4u2
                          ICQ: 175171926
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 11046

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Gutterboy
                          You lil2rich4u2!
                          ouch
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                          • ldinternet
                            Confirmed User
                            • Apr 2001
                            • 8245

                            #14
                            Child rapist.

                            Or something along those lines...

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                            • fiveyes
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2001
                              • 1680

                              #15
                              The best insults are never what's said- it's how it was said. Delivery is everything!
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                              • TDF
                                Triple OG nigga on GFY
                                • Mar 2002
                                • 27296

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Gutterboy
                                You lil2rich4u2!

                                thats worse than saying yo momma
                                Sig heil

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                                • fiveyes
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2001
                                  • 1680

                                  #17
                                  Two competitive alpha males meet in a narrow passage and one loudly states "I never stand aside for a lesser man!" The other steps to the side and says- "I always do."

                                  Good, meaty insults that lay the other one to waste have to have that "zinger" quality in them. Mere words won't do it. It requires timing, wit and (most importantly!) delivery. A poor insult leads to a fight, a good one ends it.
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                                  • XxXotic
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jun 2002
                                    • 8500

                                    #18
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                                    • venturi
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2001
                                      • 386

                                      #19
                                      There are basically two ways one can tell someone to "go to hell."
                                      One way merely pisses them off.
                                      The other makes them look forward to the trip.

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