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Old 07-24-2003, 05:58 AM   #1
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I am 28 and a complete fucking loser....

1) I have only had sex with myself and a few disabled farm yard animals.
2) I have only ever generated one sign up which promptly charged back.
3) I have hair on the palms of my hands and am going blind due to spending to much time at various newsgroups.
4) I get turned on looking at the sheep explode on GFY.


I believe the only cure is suicide.....
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Old 07-24-2003, 06:04 AM   #2
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Sheep explode on GFY??
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Old 07-24-2003, 06:04 AM   #3
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1) I have only had sex with myself and a few disabled farm yard animals.
2) I have only ever generated one sign up which promptly charged back.
3) I have hair on the palms of my hands and am going blind due to spending to much time at various newsgroups.
4) I get turned on looking at the sheep explode on GFY.


I believe the only cure is suicide.....

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Old 11-26-2003, 08:44 PM   #4
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Old 11-26-2003, 08:46 PM   #5
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um Hi, Im bob...

(stands and waves)


My story..... and then ....

and then this porn thing...


and the board gfy...



The end.
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Old 11-26-2003, 08:47 PM   #6
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why are you still alive ?
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Old 11-26-2003, 08:47 PM   #7
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dont kill yourself at first, go on a rampage and kill a lot of OTHER people that deserve to die and then kill yourself.
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Old 11-26-2003, 08:47 PM   #8
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And you kissed a man.
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Old 11-26-2003, 08:49 PM   #9
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And you kissed a man.

Are you sure he wants you guys private laundry aired here?
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Old 11-26-2003, 08:54 PM   #10
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dont kill yourself at first, go on a rampage and kill a lot of OTHER people that deserve to die and then kill yourself.
shit - I got a list. If you snap before me, please handle my list. I promise, if I lose it, I'll take care of all yours
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Old 11-26-2003, 08:54 PM   #11
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Sheep explode on GFY??
I would like to know where the sheep explode too!

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Old 11-26-2003, 08:55 PM   #12
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shit - I got a list. If you snap before me, please handle my list. I promise, if I lose it, I'll take care of all yours
I'll go in with this too!

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Old 11-26-2003, 08:56 PM   #13
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yes you are a fucken loser..... loser!!
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Old 11-26-2003, 08:57 PM   #14
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Very funny whoever has logged in with my password
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Old 11-26-2003, 08:59 PM   #15
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Old 11-26-2003, 08:59 PM   #16
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Old 11-26-2003, 09:01 PM   #17
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Old 11-26-2003, 09:11 PM   #18
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Old 11-26-2003, 09:46 PM   #19
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Old 11-26-2003, 10:02 PM   #20
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Jon Levi is pulling some shit and is banned till further notice...I'm on to you fucker.

This is my vacation...if you fuck with it...I will drop the hammer.
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Old 11-26-2003, 10:07 PM   #21
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You can't even spell "fuckin'" right.... LOSER!
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Old 11-26-2003, 10:13 PM   #22
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yes you are a fucken loser..... loser!!
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Old 11-26-2003, 10:17 PM   #23
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Don't go out like Ripper did, at least videotape your suicide for the rest of us to enjoy and remember you by.
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Old 11-26-2003, 10:18 PM   #24
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yes the only answer is suicide, dont waste your time or ours.

u can thank me later.

get it? there wont be a later

why are you reading? DO IT!
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Old 11-27-2003, 12:25 AM   #25
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Some very caring people in this thread...
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Old 11-27-2003, 04:13 AM   #26
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Old 11-27-2003, 04:19 AM   #27
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Old 11-27-2003, 04:20 AM   #28
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Old 11-27-2003, 10:57 AM   #29
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Old 11-27-2003, 11:00 AM   #30
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yes the only answer is suicide, dont waste your time or ours.

u can thank me later.

get it? there wont be a later

why are you reading? DO IT!
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Old 11-27-2003, 12:37 PM   #31
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Old 11-27-2003, 12:40 PM   #32
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Old 11-27-2003, 12:41 PM   #33
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Old 11-27-2003, 12:48 PM   #34
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Old 11-27-2003, 01:14 PM   #35
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Yeah I am a complete loser....not bad for this weeks stats....I will show you today as well if you want...
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Old 11-27-2003, 01:16 PM   #36
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Yeah I am a complete loser....not bad for this weeks stats....I will show you today as well if you want...

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Old 11-27-2003, 01:59 PM   #38
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Old 11-27-2003, 02:17 PM   #40
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