I am 28 and a complete fucking loser....
 

1) I have only had sex with myself and a few disabled farm yard animals.
2) I have only ever generated one sign up which promptly charged back.
3) I have hair on the palms of my hands and am going blind due to spending to much time at various newsgroups.
4) I get turned on looking at the sheep explode on GFY.


I believe the only cure is suicide.....:helpme

Sheep explode on GFY??

You're right. You're pathetic!

Don't worry, though. This will help you. :1orglaugh

(Notice that this page attempts to sell books. There's money to be made everywhere.)

i agree... you are :thumbsup

um Hi, Im bob...

(stands and waves)


My story..... and then ....

and then this porn thing...


and the board gfy...



The end.

why are you still alive ? :BangBang:

dont kill yourself at first, go on a rampage and kill a lot of OTHER people that deserve to die and then kill yourself.

And you kissed a man.

Are you sure he wants you guys private laundry aired here?

shit - I got a list. If you snap before me, please handle my list. I promise, if I lose it, I'll take care of all yours
:thumbsup

I would like to know where the sheep explode too!

jDoG

I'll go in with this too! :Graucho

jDoG

yes you are a fucken loser..... loser!!:321GFY

Very funny whoever has logged in with my password

You are :1orglaugh

:thumbsup

Sucks to be you :321GFY

Hands up if you remember "Slap The Monkey" by the McCrackins :1orglaugh

I fucked him..:glugglug

Jon Levi is pulling some shit and is banned till further notice...I'm on to you fucker.

This is my vacation...if you fuck with it...I will drop the hammer.

You can't even spell "fuckin'" right.... LOSER!

nice spelling

Don't go out like Ripper did, at least videotape your suicide for the rest of us to enjoy and remember you by.

yes the only answer is suicide, dont waste your time or ours. :thumbsup

u can thank me later. :1orglaugh

get it? there wont be a later :1orglaugh

why are you reading? DO IT!

Some very caring people in this thread...

we are nice support to him

keep jerking off, you'll soon be someone

:helpme

We're very nice to this guy :1orglaugh

HAHAHA :1orglaugh

You're British, what did you expect?

Jump from the hilton hotel, just like herman brood did :2 cents:

:1orglaugh

HA-HA-HA!!! :thumbsup

http://www.ukpornochicks.com/stats.jpg

Yeah I am a complete loser....not bad for this weeks stats....I will show you today as well if you want...

go ahead :thumbsup

Nice joke man:thumbsup

Its not to late to get a life

well, being honest with yourself is the first step to fixing your problems right? :1orglaugh

well today is a day to be thankful...so you could try to be thankful that you have those hairy hands! :winkwink:

:helpme