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Resolute · 07-20-2003, 08:55 PM

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Originally posted by HardProfits

Great discovery Sherlock

It was typed on the biggest board in our industry by both of us

Get your snorkel ready Resolute, and get ready to start sucking

Doh!

. . . . I was born sucking and have never stopped

asuna · 07-20-2003, 08:56 PM

Someones sig is making IE crash...
it's whoever posted that 3 stooges thing..

Kimmykim · 07-20-2003, 09:11 PM

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Originally posted by Resolute

Kimmykim I have discovered a plot by you and "Evil" Dan re drowning me !! I am sure he is in coohoots with you here !!

and to you "Evil" Dan

Dude, the two of us are ALWAYS in cahoots ;)

Resolute · 07-21-2003, 06:22 AM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim

Dude, the two of us are ALWAYS in cahoots ;)

Seems most people want to be in cahoots with you > KimmyKim. Seems that I may have to join the queue

Kimmykim · 07-21-2003, 07:13 AM

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Originally posted by Resolute

Seems most people want to be in cahoots with you > KimmyKim. Seems that I may have to join the queue

LOL, I dunno about most people, I just happen to get on well with you Aussies

Resolute · 07-22-2003, 07:58 PM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim
LOL, I dunno about most people, I just happen to get on well with you Aussies

. . . . you Canadians etc !! lol

HardProfits · 07-22-2003, 09:26 PM

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Originally posted by Resolute

. . . . you Canadians etc !! lol

Three gay men died, and were cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.
The first man said, ''My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane to scatter his ashes in the sky.''

The second man said, ''My Carl was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake.''

The third man said, ''My Tim was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time.''

HardProfits · 07-22-2003, 09:29 PM

An American woman of 30 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man who has never been with a woman sexually.

After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad.

She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback. And after a long-distance courtship, they decide to get married.

On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.

?What happened?? she asks.

?I've never been with a woman,? he says. ?But if it's anything like screwing a kangaroo I'm gonna need all the room I can get!?

Resolute · 07-22-2003, 09:41 PM

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Originally posted by HardProfits

Three gay men died, and were cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.
The first man said, ''My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane to scatter his ashes in the sky.''

The second man said, ''My Carl was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake.''

The third man said, ''My Tim was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time.''

.....having a busy day EVIL Dan ?

Just as well I am Not a politically correct Queen, or you would of got a mouthful here !!!

Remember - you can cross the road, you can cross your legs ....but NEVER CROSS A QUEEN !!!

P.S. Many people call me a good lover (as above) instead of a "Dead Root" as I am sure you are accostomed to be labelled..

HardProfits · 07-22-2003, 09:54 PM

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Originally posted by Resolute

.....having a busy day EVIL Dan ?

Just as well I am Not a politically correct Queen, or you would of got a mouthful here !!!

Remember - you can cross the road, you can cross your legs ....but NEVER CROSS A QUEEN !!!

P.S. Many people call me a good lover (as above) instead of a "Dead Root" as I am sure you are accostomed to be labelled..

Do you really think you have the capacity to give me a mouthful?

I think not

Resolute · 07-22-2003, 09:57 PM

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Originally posted by HardProfits

Do you really think you have the capacity to give me a mouthful?

I think not

. . . . . U think - Wrong !!!!

HardProfits · 07-22-2003, 10:05 PM

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Originally posted by Resolute

. . . . . U think - Wrong !!!!

Well I will be there with my camera when the KimmyShark is coming for you, and we will all see the state of your manhood as you scamper from the water ;-)

And I hope we dont get to see too much "shrinkage" - Bahahaha

Resolute · 07-22-2003, 10:11 PM

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Originally posted by HardProfits

Well I will be there with my camera when the KimmyShark is coming for you, and we will all see the state of your manhood ;-)

.....Many People have seen the size of my MANhood

and Many people have been is Absolute Awe of it ...

When I was younger I NEVER went hungry

but TRUE.

Is the KimmyShark a "Gummy" (no teeth) Shark ? and does it swallow ? Just as well she isn't circling.....

HardProfits · 07-22-2003, 10:16 PM

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Originally posted by Resolute

.....Many People have seen the size of my MANhood

and Many people have been is Absolute Awe of it ...

When I was younger I NEVER went hungry but TRUE.

Is the KimmyShark a "Gummy" (no teeth) Shark ? and does it swallow ? Just as well she isn't circling.....

Well the KimmyShark isnt a native Australian, so we arent talking "Big White Pointers" are we - lmao

Resolute · 07-22-2003, 10:17 PM

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Originally posted by HardProfits

Well the KimmyShark isnt a native Australian, so we arent talking "Big White Pointers" are we - lmao

If its Not a BIG white Pointer - I'm Not Interested !!

Roach · 07-23-2003, 12:34 AM

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Originally posted by Gutterboy

07-20-2003, 08:56 PM	#52
asuna Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 8,743	Someones sig is making IE crash... it's whoever posted that 3 stooges thing.. __________________

07-22-2003, 09:29 PM	#58
HardProfits So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: BrizVegas Posts: 346	An American woman of 30 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man who has never been with a woman sexually. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback. And after a long-distance courtship, they decide to get married. On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner. ?What happened?? she asks. ?I've never been with a woman,? he says. ?But if it's anything like screwing a kangaroo I'm gonna need all the room I can get!?