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Donny · 07-15-2003, 02:39 PM

I get spam all the time telling me to come see "Incredible videos of hot babes riding the biggest cocks in the industry" or "See these bitches take a giant cock!"

Is heterosexual Joe Surfer supposed to get all excited about a huge cock? Why is that even mentioned??

Why would I care how big the studs dick is? So I can feel bad about my small dick?

Just my

stocktrader23 · 07-15-2003, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
I get spam all the time telling me to come see "Incredible videos of hot babes riding the biggest cocks in the industry" or "See these bitches take a giant cock!"

Is heterosexual Joe Surfer supposed to get all excited about a huge cock? Why is that even mentioned??

Why would I care how big the studs dick is? So I can feel bad about my small dick?

Just my

Why do you read your porn spam?

Juicy D. Links · 07-15-2003, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23

Why do you read your porn spam?

lol seriosly why read it?

TheJimmy · 07-15-2003, 02:46 PM

generally accepted ingredients for good porn

big tits
big dicks

small is good for electronics and pussy

PerfectionGirls · 07-15-2003, 02:46 PM

How big is your cock Donovan?

Just hit the delete button

Donny · 07-15-2003, 02:51 PM

The giant words about huge cocks are hard to miss, even in the short time they appear in my preview window, between the time I select them and the time I hit the delete button.

Donny · 07-15-2003, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PerfectionGirls
How big is your cock Donovan?

Just hit the delete button

It's not that big around...

but it makes up for it by being REALLY SHORT!

AssFairy · 07-15-2003, 02:53 PM

Just reading this thread makes me wanna knock one out

Donny · 07-15-2003, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AssFairy
Just reading this thread makes me wanna knock one out

The second word in your sig should be: sell

Sly_RJ · 07-15-2003, 02:57 PM

I love big cocks!

kewldudeinla · 07-15-2003, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23

Why do you read your porn spam?

Exactly.. But I think the pop ups is where I read those ad's...

B Sandwich · 07-15-2003, 03:00 PM

the questions SHOULD be: what would you rather see during a straight sex scene... A tiny one, a medium sized, or a huge one, where the chick is all screaming and shit

I'd rather see a huge one

AssFairy · 07-15-2003, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DonovanPhillips

The second word in your sig should be: sell

Only if you live in "should be land" where everything is perfect.
I'm sticking with "sale"

tony286 · 07-15-2003, 03:08 PM

I think also bigger looks better on the small screen. Eventually when we start shooting hardcore I wont shoot anyone under 7.5 For the watcher its the whole that big cock is going to tame that hot girl that wouldnt even look at me.

neewwman · 07-15-2003, 03:14 PM

Speaking as a heterosexual man, bigger cocks look better in porn. Especially in anal sex scenes, where part of the fun is seeing the girl really being stretched.

Look at the "Dirty Debutantes" videos. Ed Powers' tiny little dick simply doesn't make for the most exciting porn scenes.

kristin · 07-15-2003, 03:30 PM

Do you have any idea what kind of random emails I get from males?!? I want my cock to be that size. Is my cock big enough it is 10". Me and my girlfriend have a fetish, etc. People love the big cock, that's why it coverts like crazy.

eiht_98 · 07-15-2003, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kristin
Do you have any idea what kind of random emails I get from males?!? I want my cock to be that size. Is my cock big enough it is 10". Me and my girlfriend have a fetish, etc. People love the big cock, that's why it coverts like crazy.

true

Dax · 07-15-2003, 03:41 PM

It is just like tits... bigger tits sell better and have a bigger following than smaller ones...

I think the whole idea of the guy having the power on film.. to destroy the girl is all very important..

w/e I have a small cock and i could care less =)

Danny_C · 07-15-2003, 03:45 PM

Whether you like it or understand it, big dicks sell.

I can't relate, either, but it's a fact.

Donny · 07-15-2003, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kristin
Do you have any idea what kind of random emails I get from males?!? I want my cock to be that size. Is my cock big enough it is 10". Me and my girlfriend have a fetish, etc. People love the big cock, that's why it coverts like crazy.

You people are all fucked in the head.

(that was a joke)

But seriously, you've all made me realize that I'm in the minority here. I didn't realize heterosexual men like looking at big cocks.

Thanks for the education.

GrimShawn · 07-15-2003, 03:46 PM

all u need to do is look at juicylinks sig

Rictor · 07-15-2003, 03:48 PM

Big cock, small ass = happy surfer.

TheFLY · 07-15-2003, 03:53 PM

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bang bang bang

TheEnforcer · 07-15-2003, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
Big cock, small ass = happy surfer.

The porn equivalent of E=MC2

maxjohan · 07-15-2003, 04:06 PM

funny thread..

StupidNewbie · 07-15-2003, 04:12 PM

My "professional" opinion is that surfers want to see something that conveys the message that the hardcore girl is a complete whore.

She rides the biggest cocks, she deep throats the longest dongs, gargles cum, and fists her own ass.

Torn pussy? no problem. She'll stuff it all in there.

Gag reflex? She'll suck dick until she chokes on your cum.

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dig420 · 07-15-2003, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DonovanPhillips

You people are all fucked in the head. (that was a joke)

But seriously, you've all made me realize that I'm in the minority here. I didn't realize heterosexual men like looking at big cocks.

Thanks for the education.

who wants to see a chick get nasty with a tiny little dick? It's just laughable (sorry if I'm hurting some feelings)

much more obscene with a big cock ;))

mistersoft · 07-15-2003, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DonovanPhillips

Is heterosexual Joe Surfer supposed to get all excited about a huge cock? Why is that even mentioned??

Why would I care how big the studs dick is? So I can feel bad about my small dick?

Listen: how good does the opposite sound

Hot chicks suck and fuck SMALL COCKS!

Why does that sound like a disappointment? No idea, but it does.

Mister soft

Tofu · 07-15-2003, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mistersoft

Listen: how good does the opposite sound
Hot chicks suck and fuck SMALL COCKS!
Why does that sound like a disappointment? No idea, but it does.

Mister soft

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KRL · 07-15-2003, 04:44 PM

Girls like thick cocks better than big cocks from my experience.

jasonir · 07-15-2003, 04:46 PM

New niche?

Tofu · 07-15-2003, 04:53 PM

Monique Niccole · 07-15-2003, 04:56 PM

It's all about 'aspirational marketing' i.e. people/surfers wanting what they don't have. Do you want to see a Jay-Z or Linkin Park or {insert cool rock group here} video where he's driving a Hyundai because that's all your ass can afford? LOL Or would you rather see him in a Maybach?

Do women want to see the Sex and the City girls wearing clothes from the Gap...cause that's all most chicks can afford? Or would you rather see them wearing Manolo stilettos and Gucci dresses?

Give the people what they want but they probably don't have. Make Joe Midwest Small Dick believe that even he can one day have a big dick and fuck a hot porn chick...that's the way to get in their pocket.

Reality sucks. Give 'em un-reality.

hehe

clubsexy · 07-15-2003, 05:06 PM

I get so many penis enlargement emails... I want mine to be 15" long and 8" around...

They lied to me...

Donny · 07-15-2003, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Afrekete
Do you want to see a Jay-Z or Linkin Park or {insert cool rock group here} video where he's driving a Hyundai because that's all your ass can afford? LOL Or would you rather see him in a Maybach?

I could answer that question if I knew what a Maybach was...

CDSmith · 07-15-2003, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
I didn't realize heterosexual men like looking at big cocks.

I think you missed what most are saying here. I like looking at slim busty hot-looking babes riding big cocks. That isn't the same as wanting to look at big cocks.

cold_ice · 07-15-2003, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheEnforcer

The porn equivalent of E=MC2

Rochard · 07-15-2003, 05:17 PM

Donovan...... Lad...... Be happy you have a small pee pee.

I went out to lunch today, and damn it, I have to manhandle my cock every time I get into the car. I mean my cock is so damn huge that if I don't adjust it when I get into the car I'll crush it.

It's okay Donovan. I'm sure you g/f doesn't know better.

Donny · 07-15-2003, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RocHard
Donovan...... Lad...... Be happy you have a small pee pee.

I went out to lunch today, and damn it, I have to manhandle my cock every time I get into the car. I mean my cock is so damn huge that if I don't adjust it when I get into the car I'll crush it.

It's okay Donovan. I'm sure you g/f doesn't know better.

You're right, she doesn't know better. That's why I can't decide whether or not to let you fulfill her rape fantasy. She might never return to me. She might laugh at me. She might not feel it enter her anymore after your gigantic cock stretched her out.

I'm sorry I haven't made the arrangements for your rendevous yet... I'm still going through the pros and cons.

Rochard · 07-15-2003, 05:24 PM

You must be having a bad day.....

Here's my ICQ talk with Donnie there.....

RocHard (04:45 PM) :
Bitch.
Donovan Phillips (04:45 PM) :
Whore.
RocHard (04:45 PM) :
Yep.

Donny · 07-15-2003, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RocHard
You must be having a bad day.....

Here's my ICQ talk with Donnie there.....

RocHard (04:45 PM) :
Bitch.
Donovan Phillips (04:45 PM) :
Whore.
RocHard (04:45 PM) :
Yep.

Shit... I can't think of any smart ass replies to that. Give me a second. LOL.

Donny · 07-15-2003, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RocHard
You must be having a bad day.....

Here's my ICQ talk with Donnie there.....

RocHard (04:45 PM) :
Bitch.
Donovan Phillips (04:45 PM) :
Whore.
RocHard (04:45 PM) :
Yep.

You shut me up with that one. I can't think of any way to reply.

MicroChick · 07-15-2003, 06:36 PM

medium thick, 7-8 inches, please!

vegas2003 · 07-15-2003, 06:37 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
I get spam all the time telling me to come see "Incredible videos of hot babes riding the biggest cocks in the industry" or "See these bitches take a giant cock!"

Is heterosexual Joe Surfer supposed to get all excited about a huge cock? Why is that even mentioned??

Why would I care how big the studs dick is? So I can feel bad about my small dick?

Just my [/QUOTEI have to be honest-when I see the huge dicked guys I get depressed about my size-really depressed

MetaMan · 07-15-2003, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
I think you missed what most are saying here. I like looking at slim busty hot-looking babes riding big cocks. That isn't the same as wanting to look at big cocks.

ya ok fruitcake.

CDSmith · 07-15-2003, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan
ya ok fruitcake.

Said the 14 yr old pindick.

07-15-2003, 02:39 PM	#1
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	*Who the fck cares how big the cock is??** I get spam all the time telling me to come see "Incredible videos of hot babes riding the biggest cocks in the industry" or "See these bitches take a giant cock!" Is heterosexual Joe Surfer supposed to get all excited about a huge cock? Why is that even mentioned?? Why would I care how big the studs dick is? So I can feel bad about my small dick? Just my

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