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Donny 07-15-2003 02:39 PM

Who the f*ck cares how big the cock is??
 
I get spam all the time telling me to come see "Incredible videos of hot babes riding the biggest cocks in the industry" or "See these bitches take a giant cock!"

Is heterosexual Joe Surfer supposed to get all excited about a huge cock? Why is that even mentioned??

Why would I care how big the studs dick is? So I can feel bad about my small dick?

Just my :2 cents:

stocktrader23 07-15-2003 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
I get spam all the time telling me to come see "Incredible videos of hot babes riding the biggest cocks in the industry" or "See these bitches take a giant cock!"

Is heterosexual Joe Surfer supposed to get all excited about a huge cock? Why is that even mentioned??

Why would I care how big the studs dick is? So I can feel bad about my small dick?

Just my :2 cents:

Why do you read your porn spam?

Juicy D. Links 07-15-2003 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23


Why do you read your porn spam?

lol seriosly why read it?

TheJimmy 07-15-2003 02:46 PM

generally accepted ingredients for good porn

big tits
big dicks



small is good for electronics and pussy

PerfectionGirls 07-15-2003 02:46 PM

How big is your cock Donovan?

Just hit the delete button :) :1orglaugh

Donny 07-15-2003 02:51 PM

The giant words about huge cocks are hard to miss, even in the short time they appear in my preview window, between the time I select them and the time I hit the delete button.

Donny 07-15-2003 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PerfectionGirls
How big is your cock Donovan?

Just hit the delete button :) :1orglaugh


It's not that big around...

but it makes up for it by being REALLY SHORT!

:1orglaugh

AssFairy 07-15-2003 02:53 PM

Just reading this thread makes me wanna knock one out :Graucho

Donny 07-15-2003 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AssFairy
Just reading this thread makes me wanna knock one out :Graucho
The second word in your sig should be: sell

Sly_RJ 07-15-2003 02:57 PM

I love big cocks!

kewldudeinla 07-15-2003 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23


Why do you read your porn spam?

Exactly.. But I think the pop ups is where I read those ad's...

B Sandwich 07-15-2003 03:00 PM

the questions SHOULD be: what would you rather see during a straight sex scene... A tiny one, a medium sized, or a huge one, where the chick is all screaming and shit

I'd rather see a huge one

AssFairy 07-15-2003 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DonovanPhillips


The second word in your sig should be: sell

Only if you live in "should be land" where everything is perfect.
I'm sticking with "sale" :winkwink:

tony286 07-15-2003 03:08 PM

I think also bigger looks better on the small screen. Eventually when we start shooting hardcore I wont shoot anyone under 7.5 For the watcher its the whole that big cock is going to tame that hot girl that wouldnt even look at me.

neewwman 07-15-2003 03:14 PM

Speaking as a heterosexual man, bigger cocks look better in porn. Especially in anal sex scenes, where part of the fun is seeing the girl really being stretched.

Look at the "Dirty Debutantes" videos. Ed Powers' tiny little dick simply doesn't make for the most exciting porn scenes.

kristin 07-15-2003 03:30 PM

Do you have any idea what kind of random emails I get from males?!? I want my cock to be that size. Is my cock big enough it is 10". Me and my girlfriend have a fetish, etc. People love the big cock, that's why it coverts like crazy.

eiht_98 07-15-2003 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kristin
Do you have any idea what kind of random emails I get from males?!? I want my cock to be that size. Is my cock big enough it is 10". Me and my girlfriend have a fetish, etc. People love the big cock, that's why it coverts like crazy.
true :thumbsup

Dax 07-15-2003 03:41 PM

It is just like tits... bigger tits sell better and have a bigger following than smaller ones...

I think the whole idea of the guy having the power on film.. to destroy the girl is all very important..

w/e I have a small cock and i could care less =)

Danny_C 07-15-2003 03:45 PM

Whether you like it or understand it, big dicks sell.

I can't relate, either, but it's a fact.

Donny 07-15-2003 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kristin
Do you have any idea what kind of random emails I get from males?!? I want my cock to be that size. Is my cock big enough it is 10". Me and my girlfriend have a fetish, etc. People love the big cock, that's why it coverts like crazy.
You people are all fucked in the head. :1orglaugh (that was a joke)

But seriously, you've all made me realize that I'm in the minority here. I didn't realize heterosexual men like looking at big cocks.

Thanks for the education. :thumbsup

GrimShawn 07-15-2003 03:46 PM

all u need to do is look at juicylinks sig

Rictor 07-15-2003 03:48 PM

Big cock, small ass = happy surfer.

TheFLY 07-15-2003 03:53 PM

more bang for the buck

bang bang bang
:ak47: :ak47: :ak47:

TheEnforcer 07-15-2003 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
Big cock, small ass = happy surfer.
The porn equivalent of E=MC2

:thumbsup

maxjohan 07-15-2003 04:06 PM

funny thread..:1orglaugh

StupidNewbie 07-15-2003 04:12 PM

My "professional" opinion is that surfers want to see something that conveys the message that the hardcore girl is a complete whore.

She rides the biggest cocks, she deep throats the longest dongs, gargles cum, and fists her own ass.

Torn pussy? no problem. She'll stuff it all in there.

Gag reflex? She'll suck dick until she chokes on your cum.

Absolutely no self respect and no shame - she'll do anything, click here to see.

dig420 07-15-2003 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DonovanPhillips


You people are all fucked in the head. :1orglaugh (that was a joke)

But seriously, you've all made me realize that I'm in the minority here. I didn't realize heterosexual men like looking at big cocks.

Thanks for the education. :thumbsup

who wants to see a chick get nasty with a tiny little dick? It's just laughable (sorry if I'm hurting some feelings)

much more obscene with a big cock ;))

mistersoft 07-15-2003 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DonovanPhillips


Is heterosexual Joe Surfer supposed to get all excited about a huge cock? Why is that even mentioned??

Why would I care how big the studs dick is? So I can feel bad about my small dick?

Listen: how good does the opposite sound

Hot chicks suck and fuck SMALL COCKS!

Why does that sound like a disappointment? No idea, but it does.

Mister soft

Tofu 07-15-2003 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mistersoft


Listen: how good does the opposite sound
Hot chicks suck and fuck SMALL COCKS!
Why does that sound like a disappointment? No idea, but it does.

Mister soft

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

<hr>

BBW pron needs more BIG dicks. Its pathetic watching all these
lil cock dudes trying to fuck the folds of a 330 lb broad. What are they doing exactly, tickling them? Size matters when you have a 60' ass in your hands. :1orglaugh

KRL 07-15-2003 04:44 PM

Girls like thick cocks better than big cocks from my experience.

:Graucho

jasonir 07-15-2003 04:46 PM

New niche?

Tofu 07-15-2003 04:53 PM

:1orglaugh

Monique Niccole 07-15-2003 04:56 PM

It's all about 'aspirational marketing' i.e. people/surfers wanting what they don't have. Do you want to see a Jay-Z or Linkin Park or {insert cool rock group here} video where he's driving a Hyundai because that's all your ass can afford? LOL Or would you rather see him in a Maybach?

Do women want to see the Sex and the City girls wearing clothes from the Gap...cause that's all most chicks can afford? Or would you rather see them wearing Manolo stilettos and Gucci dresses?

Give the people what they want but they probably don't have. Make Joe Midwest Small Dick believe that even he can one day have a big dick and fuck a hot porn chick...that's the way to get in their pocket.

Reality sucks. Give 'em un-reality.

hehe :1orglaugh

clubsexy 07-15-2003 05:06 PM

I get so many penis enlargement emails... I want mine to be 15" long and 8" around...

They lied to me... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Donny 07-15-2003 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Afrekete
Do you want to see a Jay-Z or Linkin Park or {insert cool rock group here} video where he's driving a Hyundai because that's all your ass can afford? LOL Or would you rather see him in a Maybach?
I could answer that question if I knew what a Maybach was... :1orglaugh

CDSmith 07-15-2003 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
I didn't realize heterosexual men like looking at big cocks.
I think you missed what most are saying here. I like looking at slim busty hot-looking babes riding big cocks. That isn't the same as wanting to look at big cocks.

cold_ice 07-15-2003 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheEnforcer


The porn equivalent of E=MC2

:thumbsup

:1orglaugh

Rochard 07-15-2003 05:17 PM

Donovan...... Lad...... Be happy you have a small pee pee.

I went out to lunch today, and damn it, I have to manhandle my cock every time I get into the car. I mean my cock is so damn huge that if I don't adjust it when I get into the car I'll crush it.

It's okay Donovan. I'm sure you g/f doesn't know better.

Donny 07-15-2003 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RocHard
Donovan...... Lad...... Be happy you have a small pee pee.

I went out to lunch today, and damn it, I have to manhandle my cock every time I get into the car. I mean my cock is so damn huge that if I don't adjust it when I get into the car I'll crush it.

It's okay Donovan. I'm sure you g/f doesn't know better.

You're right, she doesn't know better. That's why I can't decide whether or not to let you fulfill her rape fantasy. She might never return to me. She might laugh at me. She might not feel it enter her anymore after your gigantic cock stretched her out.

I'm sorry I haven't made the arrangements for your rendevous yet... I'm still going through the pros and cons.

:1orglaugh

Rochard 07-15-2003 05:24 PM

You must be having a bad day.....

Here's my ICQ talk with Donnie there.....

RocHard (04:45 PM) :
Bitch.
Donovan Phillips (04:45 PM) :
Whore.
RocHard (04:45 PM) :
Yep.

Donny 07-15-2003 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RocHard
You must be having a bad day.....

Here's my ICQ talk with Donnie there.....

RocHard (04:45 PM) :
Bitch.
Donovan Phillips (04:45 PM) :
Whore.
RocHard (04:45 PM) :
Yep.


Shit... I can't think of any smart ass replies to that. Give me a second. LOL.

Donny 07-15-2003 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RocHard
You must be having a bad day.....

Here's my ICQ talk with Donnie there.....

RocHard (04:45 PM) :
Bitch.
Donovan Phillips (04:45 PM) :
Whore.
RocHard (04:45 PM) :
Yep.

You shut me up with that one. I can't think of any way to reply.

:helpme

MicroChick 07-15-2003 06:36 PM

medium thick, 7-8 inches, please!:thumbsup

vegas2003 07-15-2003 06:37 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
I get spam all the time telling me to come see "Incredible videos of hot babes riding the biggest cocks in the industry" or "See these bitches take a giant cock!"

Is heterosexual Joe Surfer supposed to get all excited about a huge cock? Why is that even mentioned??

Why would I care how big the studs dick is? So I can feel bad about my small dick?

Just my :2 cents:
[/QUOTEI have to be honest-when I see the huge dicked guys I get depressed about my size-really depressed:(

MetaMan 07-15-2003 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
I think you missed what most are saying here. I like looking at slim busty hot-looking babes riding big cocks. That isn't the same as wanting to look at big cocks.
ya ok fruitcake.

CDSmith 07-15-2003 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan
ya ok fruitcake.
Said the 14 yr old pindick.


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