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Old 07-11-2003, 11:33 PM   #1
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LXG Movie...

The League Of Extrordinary Gentleman was...

In one word...HORRIBLE.

Do not go see it.

Do not think of going to see it...

If anyone thought T3 was Bad...this was 2million times worse...it was just terrible form the start to end...and the worst part...is that they left it open for a sequel.

I thought Sean Connery didnt make bad movies....well, he does now.


The entire theather, which was full, booed after it was mercifully over.

Dont go...it sucked.

On that note...anyone need a server?
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Old 07-12-2003, 09:43 AM   #2
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Old 07-12-2003, 09:44 AM   #3
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Old 07-12-2003, 09:54 AM   #4
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That sucks...I was kinda interested in seeing this one. Oh well, they can't all be great.

If you're going to the movies check out Pirates of the Caribbean. Great flick.
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Old 07-12-2003, 10:02 AM   #5
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well, i see it coming.. saw some article that Sean C. has done some horrible movies for the past couple of 5-7 years. i guess he needs to be reading more on the scripts before the actual taping.


T3, i hate the movie. Script doesnt make any sense. bad crap for a politcal candicate. As they say, Bap publicity is still Good Publicity.

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Old 07-12-2003, 10:06 AM   #6
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The League Of Extrordinary Gentleman was...

In one word...HORRIBLE.

I disagree. I thought it was... extraordinary.

Did you read comic books or adventure books when you were growing up? If the answer is "no", I'd agree... don't go see this one. But if you did, this movie puts several childhood fantasies together in one movie.

Donovan Phillips gives it:

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Old 07-12-2003, 10:14 AM   #7
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Quotes from critics :

"This movie is so boring that the mind floats to extraneous matters ..."
-- Mike Clark, USA TODAY

"The writing is terrible. There is no tension, no mystery, no excitement, no adventure."
-- Liz Braun, JAM! MOVIES

"Just when it seems about to become a real corker of an adventure movie, [the movie] plunges into incomprehensible action, idiotic dialogue, inexplicable motivations, causes without effects, effects without causes, and general lunacy."
-- Roger Ebert, CHICAGO SUN-TIMES

"What a riveting movie The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen might have been! And what a rickety mess it turned out to be when the people responsible lost faith in the origin of the material!"
-- Lawrence Toppman, CHARLOTTE OBSERVER

"It grows into its suckiness -- it's not sure what to do with it at first, and then it gets comfortable with the idea that it's sucking, and then it wholly embraces it..."
-- MaryAnn Johanson, FLICK FILOSOPHER

"[The filmmakers] assume that we viewers have absolutely no knowledge of these characters whatsoever, and that we're basically walking tree stumps."
-- Jeffrey M. Anderson, SAN FRANCISCO EXAMINER

"One more bloated effects-o-rama lumbering through a formula plot without much zest, imagination or awareness of its own absurdity."
-- William Arnold, SEATTLE POST-INTELLIGENCER

"The concept is high but everything else is merely fair to middling, one more or less watchable B-movie in megabucks clothing."
-- Rick Groen, GLOBE AND MAIL

"Operates on a similar principle as Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle: Keep throwing things at the audience and edit the action sequences with a Vegematic."
-- Eric Harrison, HOUSTON CHRONICLE

"That an actor exec produced such a film is a sad commentary on where we stand in early-21st century filmmaking."
-- Kirk Honeycutt, HOLLYWOOD REPORTER

"This isn't a blend of modern and classic so much as a collision."
-- Desson Howe, WASHINGTON POST

"The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen just plain reeks."
-- Stephen Hunter, WASHINGTON POST

"This film by Stephen Norrington doesn't soar nearly enough above ordinary."
-- Lisa Kennedy, DENVER POST

"What starts out as a solid three-star outing devolves by the inevitable 'watch for the sequel!' ending into a one-star mess. I'll split the difference."
-- Chris Knight, NATIONAL POST

"The League is a movie to enjoy, then to root for and finally to be disappointed by."
-- Mick LaSalle, SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE

"Yet another ill-considered, explosions-driven summer movie that fails to deliver."
-- Terry Lawson, DETROIT FREE PRESS

"Suspension of disbelief is as necessary as popcorn when approaching a summer comic-book movie, but LXG is too preposterous even for this fantastical genre."
-- Megan Lehmann, NEW YORK POST

"An accumulation of shoot-outs, explosions, quips and CGI special effects assembled into a semi-coherent haze."
-- Jeremiah Kipp, SLANT MAGAZINE

"For those of us expecting a smart action film where knowledge of these characters would broaden our movie experience, disappointment looms large."
-- David Levine, FILMCRITIC.COM

"A well-intentioned but ultimately disastrous attempt to throw a pulpy new spin on one of English literature's most revered figures."
-- Wade Major, BOXOFFICE MAGAZINE

"Sean Connery is the only one here who gets to retain even an ounce of thespian dignity, and that?s because he doesn?t have to act in order to show some character. No one else in sight is as lucky."
-- Mervius, FANTASTICA DAILY

"With its lumbering, geriatric feel and turn-of-the-last-century fussiness, this League plays out like a large-print Reader's Digest version of The X-Men."
-- Donald Munro, FRESNO BEE

"Norrington fails to convincingly propound the concept by disallowing the viewer to buy into the factitious reasons all of these foreign characters are being thrown together."
-- Greg Muskewitz, EFILMCRITIC.COM

"Casting a six-foot-two Shane West and having him play Tom Sawyer as a listless (but American!) hunk: that's bad."
-- Eugene Novikov, FILM BLATHER

"A noticeable absence of common sense overpowers the inherent sense of adventure."
-- Sean O'Connell, ECLIPSE MAGAZINE

"Young boys may appreciate the flick's cool gadgets and gee-whiz sensibility, but fans of Alan Moore's graphic novel will be appalled. The rest of us will just be bored."
-- Bill Pearis, CITYSEARCH
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Old 07-12-2003, 10:21 AM   #8
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I enjoyed the movie quite a bit and would recommend people to see it. Some may like it, some may not, but I certainly enjoyed it.
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Old 07-12-2003, 10:24 AM   #9
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Originally posted by NoCarrier
Quotes from critics :

"This movie is so boring that the mind floats to extraneous matters ..."
-- Mike Clark, USA TODAY

"The writing is terrible. There is no tension, no mystery, no excitement, no adventure."
-- Liz Braun, JAM! MOVIES

"Just when it seems about to become a real corker of an adventure movie, [the movie] plunges into incomprehensible action, idiotic dialogue, inexplicable motivations, causes without effects, effects without causes, and general lunacy."
-- Roger Ebert, CHICAGO SUN-TIMES

"What a riveting movie The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen might have been! And what a rickety mess it turned out to be when the people responsible lost faith in the origin of the material!"
-- Lawrence Toppman, CHARLOTTE OBSERVER

"It grows into its suckiness -- it's not sure what to do with it at first, and then it gets comfortable with the idea that it's sucking, and then it wholly embraces it..."
-- MaryAnn Johanson, FLICK FILOSOPHER

"[The filmmakers] assume that we viewers have absolutely no knowledge of these characters whatsoever, and that we're basically walking tree stumps."
-- Jeffrey M. Anderson, SAN FRANCISCO EXAMINER

"One more bloated effects-o-rama lumbering through a formula plot without much zest, imagination or awareness of its own absurdity."
-- William Arnold, SEATTLE POST-INTELLIGENCER

"The concept is high but everything else is merely fair to middling, one more or less watchable B-movie in megabucks clothing."
-- Rick Groen, GLOBE AND MAIL

"Operates on a similar principle as Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle: Keep throwing things at the audience and edit the action sequences with a Vegematic."
-- Eric Harrison, HOUSTON CHRONICLE

"That an actor exec produced such a film is a sad commentary on where we stand in early-21st century filmmaking."
-- Kirk Honeycutt, HOLLYWOOD REPORTER

"This isn't a blend of modern and classic so much as a collision."
-- Desson Howe, WASHINGTON POST

"The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen just plain reeks."
-- Stephen Hunter, WASHINGTON POST

"This film by Stephen Norrington doesn't soar nearly enough above ordinary."
-- Lisa Kennedy, DENVER POST

"What starts out as a solid three-star outing devolves by the inevitable 'watch for the sequel!' ending into a one-star mess. I'll split the difference."
-- Chris Knight, NATIONAL POST

"The League is a movie to enjoy, then to root for and finally to be disappointed by."
-- Mick LaSalle, SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE

"Yet another ill-considered, explosions-driven summer movie that fails to deliver."
-- Terry Lawson, DETROIT FREE PRESS

"Suspension of disbelief is as necessary as popcorn when approaching a summer comic-book movie, but LXG is too preposterous even for this fantastical genre."
-- Megan Lehmann, NEW YORK POST

"An accumulation of shoot-outs, explosions, quips and CGI special effects assembled into a semi-coherent haze."
-- Jeremiah Kipp, SLANT MAGAZINE

"For those of us expecting a smart action film where knowledge of these characters would broaden our movie experience, disappointment looms large."
-- David Levine, FILMCRITIC.COM

"A well-intentioned but ultimately disastrous attempt to throw a pulpy new spin on one of English literature's most revered figures."
-- Wade Major, BOXOFFICE MAGAZINE

"Sean Connery is the only one here who gets to retain even an ounce of thespian dignity, and that?s because he doesn?t have to act in order to show some character. No one else in sight is as lucky."
-- Mervius, FANTASTICA DAILY

"With its lumbering, geriatric feel and turn-of-the-last-century fussiness, this League plays out like a large-print Reader's Digest version of The X-Men."
-- Donald Munro, FRESNO BEE

"Norrington fails to convincingly propound the concept by disallowing the viewer to buy into the factitious reasons all of these foreign characters are being thrown together."
-- Greg Muskewitz, EFILMCRITIC.COM

"Casting a six-foot-two Shane West and having him play Tom Sawyer as a listless (but American!) hunk: that's bad."
-- Eugene Novikov, FILM BLATHER

"A noticeable absence of common sense overpowers the inherent sense of adventure."
-- Sean O'Connell, ECLIPSE MAGAZINE

"Young boys may appreciate the flick's cool gadgets and gee-whiz sensibility, but fans of Alan Moore's graphic novel will be appalled. The rest of us will just be bored."
-- Bill Pearis, CITYSEARCH
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Old 07-12-2003, 10:25 AM   #10
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BTW- that goes for all the time, even when I agree with their assessment of a movie.
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Old 07-12-2003, 10:37 AM   #11
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Saw the movie last night, it wasnt horrible but it wasnt great. The set designs were definitely interesting and the crew of characters was definitely a plus, especially the Oscar Wilde character, wont mention who so that I dont spoil it for others. But there just wasnt enough explanation of the bad guys motives. They were too broad and there was certainly a lack of tension near the end so that you never really got that suspenseful conclusion that would have made the movie better.

By the end I thought it had dragged on a bit long, although its really not a long movie, and this just shows that the ending is portion is a bit weak. But it wasn't horrible, just not great. Somewhere in between. Not for everyone I guess.
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Old 07-12-2003, 11:03 AM   #12
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Why do Hollywood idiots always think they know so much? I am a HUGE fan of the comic book series that the movie is based on. They could have easily adapted it and made a good movie. The first series had Fu Manchu as the bad guy with Moriarty (Sherlock Holmes nemesis) pulling the strings. The second series involved the League getting caught up in the events of HG Wells' War of the Worlds. Both stories were AWESOME and didn't need any changing. Just look at the mess that Ang Lee made with the Hulk by trying to change it into his own vision.

Then along comes Hollywood types who have to go and make something into their own and in doing so screw it up.
Haven't they learned their lesson with all the other bad comic book movies that have been twisted and destroyed?

Hard to beleive this movie was done by the same guy who took Blade (a rather lame 70's comic character) and made a kickass movie.

I have a lot higher hopes for Hellboy. That movie has a similar "coolness" factor that the League comics had and the creator of Hellboy is working alongside the director every step of the way. Keeping my fingers crossed on that one.
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