The US is a fucked up teenager of a country - GoFuckYourself.com

SexySarah · 07-07-2003, 07:09 AM

the US is going through puberty, and this has caused it to become very aggressive, confused, and unsure about it's future.

it's hanging out with the wrong crowd

getting into trouble

pissing off it's parents (Europe)

stealing

wants to do drugs, but can't admit it to itself

if the US doesn't destroy itself, or end up in prison, it might grow up to be a normal functioning adult

the jury's still out though

the US is taking puberty pretty hard. and like all teenagers, is biting the hand that feeds it.

only time will tell if it will grow up to be a healthy adult and a useful member of society, or a runaway that ends up in desolation and living on the streets

oh US, you naughty teenager of a country. we forgive you. you can't help it. you're just a stupic adolescent who like all teenagers thinks he's invincible and that the world owes him

we're just hoping you grow up quickly before you do yourself and others some real damage

friends will only forgive you for so long

baddog · 07-07-2003, 07:10 AM

I am guessing you really do eat shit.

AcidMax · 07-07-2003, 07:12 AM

Have you ever lived here or are you just speaking from your own opinions? I think there are many other countries more fucked up than the US, and I love my country and served for my country.

If you don't like the US, don't visit or do business with US based individuals.

duroflex · 07-07-2003, 07:15 AM

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Originally posted by SexySarah
the US is going through puberty, and this has caused it to become very aggressive, confused, and unsure about it's future.

it's hanging out.....bla bla bla bla bla blabla bla bla

bla bla....friends will only forgive you for so long

Interestingly put. However, venting your "authentic bitterness" in such a fashion drives me to deduct that you yourself may be somewhat of an attention whore.

Jakke PNG · 07-07-2003, 07:19 AM

Now, I don't hate the US, but what I do find extremely fascinating that you can't take any critique at all. Everyone's automatically a hater that says something about your country.
I just think it's fucking hilarious.

Laugh at yourselves people!

Joe Sixpack · 07-07-2003, 07:21 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Now, I don't hate the US, but what I do find extremely fascinating that you can't take any critique at all. Everyone's automatically a hater that says something about your country.
I just think it's fucking hilarious.

Laugh at yourselves people!

Many Americans think Jim Carrey and Adam Sandler are funny.

They have a McSenseofHumour... upsized!

Jakke PNG · 07-07-2003, 07:22 AM

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Originally posted by Joe Sixpack

Many Americans think Jim Carrey and Adam Sandler are funny.

They have a McSenseofHumour... upsized!

Jim Carrey IS funny. Hehehe.

NickB. · 07-07-2003, 07:22 AM

Sarah what's up with your site? shitcity..... ( animal sex )

Joe Sixpack · 07-07-2003, 07:23 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Jim Carrey IS funny. Hehehe.

You want me to bitch slap you for contradicting me?

fris · 07-07-2003, 07:23 AM

how old are you sarah? i doubt you are gonna reply ;)

quiet · 07-07-2003, 07:24 AM

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Originally posted by Joe Sixpack

You want me to bitch slap you for contradicting me?

lol

rooster · 07-07-2003, 07:25 AM

my main problem with europe is they have shown they are unable to keep their backyard clean. Sociallism makes people lazy or something. So then when a Hitler strolls on in they can't stop them.

If it was up to europe every whacko arab country would have a full nuclear arsenal.

Jakke PNG · 07-07-2003, 07:25 AM

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Originally posted by Joe Sixpack

You want me to bitch slap you for contradicting me?

Sure.

Jakke PNG · 07-07-2003, 07:26 AM

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Originally posted by rooster
my main problem with europe is they have shown they are unable to keep their backyard clean. Sociallism makes people lazy or something. So then when a Hitler strolls on in they can't stop them.

If it was up to europe every whacko arab country would have a full nuclear arsenal.

Europe isn't a country, actually it's not really united either.

CDSmith · 07-07-2003, 07:26 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Jim Carrey IS funny. Hehehe.

What our friend Joe Suxprick doesn't realize is that Jim Carrey is a Canadian.

...and funny.

duroflex · 07-07-2003, 07:26 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Now, I don't hate the US, but what I do find extremely fascinating that you can't take any critique at all. Everyone's automatically a hater that says something about your country.
I just think it's fucking hilarious.

Laugh at yourselves people!

I have nothing particular against the US either. But I would never pass on an opportunity to mildly insult individuals such as the attention seeker who started this thread.

Joe Sixpack · 07-07-2003, 07:28 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
What our friend Joe Suxprick doesn't realize is that Jim Carrey is a Canadian.

...and funny.

No, he's not. He's a goddamn idiot.

I saw that "Bruce Almighty" the other day and it was shit... and his pathetic Jerry Lewis impersonation act is as old as mouldy cheese.

chowda · 07-07-2003, 07:28 AM

its the fucked up teenager that are providing us with barely legal porn

cezam · 07-07-2003, 07:28 AM

All you US bashers - GO FUCK YOURSELF

PS. I am not from the USA

quiet · 07-07-2003, 07:30 AM

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Originally posted by Joe Sixpack

No, he's not. He's a goddamn idiot.

I saw that "Bruce Almighty" the other day and it was shit... and his pathetic Jerry Lewis impersonation act is as old as mouldy cheese.

dumb and dumber is good for some cheap laughs while drunk and high.

the only movie i saw him in other than the truman show (also not too bad).

Joe Sixpack · 07-07-2003, 07:32 AM

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Originally posted by quiet

dumb and dumber is good for some cheap laughs while drunk and high.

the only movie i saw him in other than the truman show (also not too bad).

True.

He was good in The Truman Show (directed by Peter Weir, an Aussie) because he wasn't running around pulling faces.

Jakke PNG · 07-07-2003, 07:32 AM

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Originally posted by quiet

dumb and dumber is good for some cheap laughs while drunk and high.

the only movie i saw him in other than the truman show (also not too bad).

I LOVE both Ace Ventura films, just because.

Joe Sixpack · 07-07-2003, 07:33 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I LOVE both Ace Ventura films, just because.

I owe you a bitch slapping... so come to Amsterdam for New Years Eve and I can do it then.

Jakke PNG · 07-07-2003, 07:34 AM

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Originally posted by Joe Sixpack

I owe you a bitch slapping... so come to Amsterdam for New Years Eve and I can do it then.

No. I'll hide.

duroflex · 07-07-2003, 07:34 AM

"Your'e not snowflake!"

hilarious!

duroflex · 07-07-2003, 07:36 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather

No. I'll hide.

You have no reason to hide. Just make sure you bring your weedhacker, and he will never know what hit him...

ADL Colin · 07-07-2003, 07:40 AM

It's an popular but somewhat odd view, Sarah, that America is a young country and European countries are old. In fact, America is one of the oldest nations in the world as far as maintaining it's basic form of government consistently over a long period of time.

A quick example. Though there have been Russians living in the land which we now call Russia for a very long time the country we call Russia is only little more than a decade old formerly being the USSR, of course. Many nations of the world have gone through similar dramatic changes but just didn't change their name.

I believe the US has the oldest written still-in-action constitution of any nation on earth and it's form of government was not interrupted by revolution, war, or socialist and communist ideals
which in one combination or another happened nearly everywhere else. The twin circumstances of tempered success and geography playing large roles in that.

One could point to England's common law constitution as older and I would agree. In fact, the US system of law and government grew straight from the English one. The English system has been remarkably stable.

haretz · 07-07-2003, 07:46 AM

FUCK YOU EUROPEAN OF SHIT.........

Jakke PNG · 07-07-2003, 07:48 AM

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Originally posted by haretz
FUCK YOU EUROPEAN OF SHIT.........

What? European of shit? Can I have that in english, so I can fuckmyself with a reason.

duroflex · 07-07-2003, 07:50 AM

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Originally posted by haretz
FUCK YOU EUROPEAN OF SHIT.........

We are here witnessing numerous millions of years of evolution. And if anything, it speaks for itself. Badly, yes, but it speaks!

XYCash · 07-07-2003, 07:51 AM

Why do you guys respond to this - she/he is just doing it to call attention to that lovely site in the signature

Then again...why am i ?

duroflex · 07-07-2003, 07:55 AM

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Originally posted by XYCash
Why do you guys respond to this - she/he is just doing it to call attention to that lovely site in the signature

Then again...why am i ?

You are right. Answering this guy is abviously a waste of time, but wasting time is my reason for being here.

GFY is most definitely my favourite waste of time.

Kapitan Ivanov · 07-07-2003, 07:56 AM

You stupid, stupid fucking Americans.. My Dear Lord, Save Us!!!!

Jakke PNG · 07-07-2003, 07:56 AM

Sarah is Sexy

cosis · 07-07-2003, 08:13 AM

sarah is a whore

FRANKENSTEIN · 07-07-2003, 08:32 AM

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Originally posted by SexySarah
Blah blah blah...pissing off it's parents (Europe)...Blah blah blah...

(Parents? Sorry to inform you, but it seems to be that Europe is just jealous that they can't wipe it's own ass, and needs the U.S. to supply the bedpans. Get off your high horse, you're just pissed that we get all the oil and you have to "Bow to the REAL Power"!)

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Blah blah blah...and like all teenagers, is biting the hand that feeds it... Blah blah blah [/B]

(AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Eurpoe feeds the U.S.??? What planet are you on? Just boycott all U.S. products and services, and stop all import/export of our goods... Let's see how far you get.... Wake up... Time to realize that the rest of the world is in 0wn3d!)

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Blah blah blah...friends will only forgive you for so long. [/B]

(Friends? Friends don't let friends go to war alone.)

Kanoealoha · 07-07-2003, 08:36 AM

You would think after being on this board for over a year I think I would have saved that

ATTENTION WHORE

picture...

If you're in the USA find a better place to live...

please, because that means a grateful immigrant can finally live their dreams

galleryseek · 07-07-2003, 08:38 AM

sexysarah is paid by lensman to create controversy on the board.

arial · 07-07-2003, 10:26 AM

LOL what is this the 100th anti-American thread you've created this month?

MassAppeal · 07-07-2003, 10:34 AM

I don't hate america I just hate the majority of americans

StuartD · 07-07-2003, 10:45 AM

I hate people who criticize other people's cultures...

and the dutch.

AcidMax · 07-07-2003, 10:55 AM

There is nothing wrong with having opinions, but just because those of us who live in the U.S. and love our country respond with messages back doesn't mean we cannot take critique. If someone like Sarah actually had half a brain and came with legitimate claims and did it with some sort of tact, then I am sure others would respond in a similar fashion.

For those who hate the U.S. I bet many of you are promoting U.S. based programs or have U.S. based customers.

Just my

Herb Kornfield · 07-07-2003, 10:59 AM

The United States is the king of the world, Flat out.....

US is the worlds consumer of goods and services, we have the largest spending power in the world.

US is also the worlds police. When the shit gets thick, were in there to straighten it all out. Good bad or ugly, we get the job done no matter how you slice it.

If you hate the United States, thats ok, You are allowed here to have your own voice to hate the United States and to disagree. Its one of the cornerstones that the US was founded upon.

Once eveyone understands that we are all on the same PLANET and gets along nicely, we can then truly achieve happiness.

Digipimp · 07-07-2003, 11:18 AM

Add ShitEatingSarah to the soon to be banned list of dumbasses that have passed through GFY.

SKULL · 07-07-2003, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Now, I don't hate the US, but what I do find extremely fascinating that you can't take any critique at all. Everyone's automatically a hater that says something about your country.
I just think it's fucking hilarious.

Laugh at yourselves people!

One thing is criticizing and another is bashing. I think we would taking criticism with no problems, but bashing we will not tolerate.

PS: I am not fom the US either, but I learned to love this great contry became a citizen, served it and would die for it.

the real magoo · 07-07-2003, 12:48 PM

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Originally posted by SexySarah
the US is going through puberty, and this has caused it to become very aggressive, confused, and unsure about it's future.

it's hanging out with the wrong crowd

getting into trouble

pissing off it's parents (Europe)

stealing

wants to do drugs, but can't admit it to itself

if the US doesn't destroy itself, or end up in prison, it might grow up to be a normal functioning adult

the jury's still out though

the US is taking puberty pretty hard. and like all teenagers, is biting the hand that feeds it.

only time will tell if it will grow up to be a healthy adult and a useful member of society, or a runaway that ends up in desolation and living on the streets

oh US, you naughty teenager of a country. we forgive you. you can't help it. you're just a stupic adolescent who like all teenagers thinks he's invincible and that the world owes him

we're just hoping you grow up quickly before you do yourself and others some real damage

friends will only forgive you for so long

Lol, that is funny because it´s so true and how the world looks at the US and americans.

SexxxyChat-T · 07-07-2003, 01:01 PM

Now I'll agree that our foreign policy has been a bit shoddy the past 3 years... but for all you America bashers out there... WHO IS THE MOST POWERFUL COUNTRY IN THE WORLD?!

Teenagers my ass...

Mr Pheer · 07-07-2003, 01:02 PM

SexySarah is one fucked up teenager

DaLord · 07-07-2003, 01:03 PM

I don't give a shit about any of all this...

Centurion · 07-07-2003, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SexySarah
the US is going through puberty, and this has caused it to become very aggressive, confused, and unsure about it's future.

it's hanging out with the wrong crowd

getting into trouble

pissing off it's parents (Europe)

friends will only forgive you for so long

The United States has it's problems like an industrialized nation has.

But it's getting tiresome to read posts where the entire body and soul of a country is deemed: WORTHLESS!

The United States is the "bad kid" heading for oblivion while England and the rest of Europe are the good parents?
"if the US doesn't destroy itself, or end up in prison, it might grow up to be a normal functioning adult"

How far back do we have to go to show how the "punk kid" USA saved England's and Europe's butt on more than one occassion (WWII, The Marshall Plan, NATO, American Presence in West Berlin and West Germany, intervening in Kosovo to stop the human slaughter while the rest of Europe turned it's back, the continuing pumping of BILLIONS of dollars in economic aid to Europe and the rest of the world)

This is the messed up country that you just want to take pot shots at because it's so damn "Fashionable"?

From an old American tune in the early 60's:

"Come back when you grow up girl,
You're just living in a paper doll world.."

Reality check time is WAY overdue for you & others that love to generalize criticism and hatred towards this country.

When and if you want to get into a meaningful dialogue about policies/personalities of the people that make up this country, then I'll be more than happy to engage in that discussion!

07-07-2003, 07:09 AM	#1
SexySarah So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,076	The US is a fucked up teenager of a country the US is going through puberty, and this has caused it to become very aggressive, confused, and unsure about it's future. it's hanging out with the wrong crowd getting into trouble pissing off it's parents (Europe) stealing wants to do drugs, but can't admit it to itself if the US doesn't destroy itself, or end up in prison, it might grow up to be a normal functioning adult the jury's still out though the US is taking puberty pretty hard. and like all teenagers, is biting the hand that feeds it. only time will tell if it will grow up to be a healthy adult and a useful member of society, or a runaway that ends up in desolation and living on the streets oh US, you naughty teenager of a country. we forgive you. you can't help it. you're just a stupic adolescent who like all teenagers thinks he's invincible and that the world owes him we're just hoping you grow up quickly before you do yourself and others some real damage friends will only forgive you for so long

07-07-2003, 07:12 AM	#3
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Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	Now, I don't hate the US, but what I do find extremely fascinating that you can't take any critique at all. Everyone's automatically a hater that says something about your country. I just think it's fucking hilarious. Laugh at yourselves people! __________________ ..and I'm off.

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rooster Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,384	my main problem with europe is they have shown they are unable to keep their backyard clean. Sociallism makes people lazy or something. So then when a Hitler strolls on in they can't stop them. If it was up to europe every whacko arab country would have a full nuclear arsenal.

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ADL Colin Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Tube Titans, USA Posts: 11,929	It's an popular but somewhat odd view, Sarah, that America is a young country and European countries are old. In fact, America is one of the oldest nations in the world as far as maintaining it's basic form of government consistently over a long period of time. A quick example. Though there have been Russians living in the land which we now call Russia for a very long time the country we call Russia is only little more than a decade old formerly being the USSR, of course. Many nations of the world have gone through similar dramatic changes but just didn't change their name. I believe the US has the oldest written still-in-action constitution of any nation on earth and it's form of government was not interrupted by revolution, war, or socialist and communist ideals which in one combination or another happened nearly everywhere else. The twin circumstances of tempered success and geography playing large roles in that. One could point to England's common law constitution as older and I would agree. In fact, the US system of law and government grew straight from the English one. The English system has been remarkably stable. __________________ Adult Date Link - $50 PPS starting NOW! -- good and JUICY! skype = "adultdatelink"

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AcidMax Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: MI Posts: 1,827	There is nothing wrong with having opinions, but just because those of us who live in the U.S. and love our country respond with messages back doesn't mean we cannot take critique. If someone like Sarah actually had half a brain and came with legitimate claims and did it with some sort of tact, then I am sure others would respond in a similar fashion. For those who hate the U.S. I bet many of you are promoting U.S. based programs or have U.S. based customers. Just my __________________ Latest MMA news. http://www.mmawrapup.com

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Herb Kornfield Is on the 1 Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Philly Burbs Posts: 4,996	The United States is the king of the world, Flat out..... US is the worlds consumer of goods and services, we have the largest spending power in the world. US is also the worlds police. When the shit gets thick, were in there to straighten it all out. Good bad or ugly, we get the job done no matter how you slice it. If you hate the United States, thats ok, You are allowed here to have your own voice to hate the United States and to disagree. Its one of the cornerstones that the US was founded upon. Once eveyone understands that we are all on the same PLANET and gets along nicely, we can then truly achieve happiness.

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SexxxyChat-T Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Las Vegas, NV Posts: 697	Now I'll agree that our foreign policy has been a bit shoddy the past 3 years... but for all you America bashers out there... WHO IS THE MOST POWERFUL COUNTRY IN THE WORLD?! Teenagers my ass... __________________ Need more cowbell? Then offer SexxxyChat live webcam feeds to your customers! Make up to 35% of all sales, $30 on first purchase, or $10 per signup

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