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Old 07-05-2003, 01:57 PM   #1
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How the hell do I convert these search engine enquiries? (check out the list)
I get some VERY strange search engine queries that lead to one of my experimental sites... it's a computer generated blog but the text is sourced from humans. The search engines have been sending me a lot of the weird stuff lately.

I'm scared reading through this list, there's a lot of sick shit in here. I was thinking of an exit pop for some of the more 'mainstream' queries like 'suck my cock bitch' ... but I don't think I'm gonna considering touching the stuff about sisters, mommy and daddy.

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Old 07-05-2003, 02:01 PM   #2
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What the fuck do you have in your pages that would generate traffic like that? Whew
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Old 07-05-2003, 02:02 PM   #3
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look for a psychiatrist with an affliliate program
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Old 07-05-2003, 02:03 PM   #4
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Quote:
Originally posted by MattO
What the fuck do you have in your pages that would generate traffic like that? Whew
Like I said... computer generated junk.

http://www.gigodiary.com/
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Old 07-05-2003, 03:19 PM   #5
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www.google.com my teacher gives me blowjobs and iam underage


great,arrest this guy
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Old 07-05-2003, 03:59 PM   #6
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put some fuckin banners on the site.. or blur console ads
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Old 07-05-2003, 04:11 PM   #7
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If nothing else, you can submit them to Disturbing Search Requests , which will bring you even MORE bizarre searches...
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Old 07-05-2003, 05:26 PM   #8
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Is the traffic considerable? How many total per day do you pull in between the weird and the regular?

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Old 07-05-2003, 07:22 PM   #9
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Man that is a strange experiment you have going there. Wonder if anybody searching from yahoo/google actually reads it and thinks its real.

Here is a good quote: "Ohhhhh bitch I LIKE your pee hole. Your a SCHOOL somehow."

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Old 07-05-2003, 07:29 PM   #10
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wow!
thats quite a list!!!
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Old 07-05-2003, 07:31 PM   #11
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Thanks for sharing.
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Old 07-05-2003, 07:35 PM   #12
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I like this one:
search.yahoo.com hipmatize

lemme ax u a kestion... I'ma hipmatize u and u's gonna suck my dick, got dat biatch?
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Old 07-05-2003, 07:44 PM   #13
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eek, um yeah thats weird stuff. tho im somewhat curious as to the numbers of each times those were typed in. once? or more?
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Old 07-05-2003, 09:36 PM   #14
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make link pages with email collection boxes?
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Old 07-05-2003, 09:51 PM   #15
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I always new it....... incest is HUGE
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