How the hell do I convert these search engine enquiries? (check out the list)
 

I get some VERY strange search engine queries that lead to one of my experimental sites... it's a computer generated blog but the text is sourced from humans. The search engines have been sending me a lot of the weird stuff lately.

I'm scared reading through this list, there's a lot of sick shit in here. :helpme I was thinking of an exit pop for some of the more 'mainstream' queries like 'suck my cock bitch' ... but I don't think I'm gonna considering touching the stuff about sisters, mommy and daddy.

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www.google.com "how ASCII works"
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What the fuck do you have in your pages that would generate traffic like that? Whew

look for a psychiatrist with an affliliate program

Like I said... computer generated junk. :Graucho

http://www.gigodiary.com/

www.google.com my teacher gives me blowjobs and iam underage


great,arrest this guy

put some fuckin banners on the site.. or blur console ads

If nothing else, you can submit them to Disturbing Search Requests , which will bring you even MORE bizarre searches...

Is the traffic considerable? How many total per day do you pull in between the weird and the regular?

SpaceAce

Man that is a strange experiment you have going there. Wonder if anybody searching from yahoo/google actually reads it and thinks its real.

Here is a good quote: "Ohhhhh bitch I LIKE your pee hole. Your a SCHOOL somehow."

:thumbsup

wow!
thats quite a list!!!

Thanks for sharing.




:helpme

I like this one:
search.yahoo.com hipmatize

lemme ax u a kestion... I'ma hipmatize u and u's gonna suck my dick, got dat biatch?

eek, um yeah thats weird stuff. tho im somewhat curious as to the numbers of each times those were typed in. once? or more?

make link pages with email collection boxes?

I always new it....... incest is HUGE