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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Australia
Posts: 17,393
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How the hell do I convert these search engine enquiries? (check out the list)
I get some VERY strange search engine queries that lead to one of my experimental sites... it's a computer generated blog but the text is sourced from humans. The search engines have been sending me a lot of the weird stuff lately.
I'm scared reading through this list, there's a lot of sick shit in here. I was thinking of an exit pop for some of the more 'mainstream' queries like 'suck my cock bitch' ... but I don't think I'm gonna considering touching the stuff about sisters, mommy and daddy.search.msn.com bang your pussy doggie style search.msn.com big tittes search.msn.com dirty sex familys search.msn.com trech my pussy search.yahoo.com "eat my sister" search.yahoo.com "penis lips" search.yahoo.com Dear Fucker, You are my fucking friend search.yahoo.com Oh, my sister i fuck u search.yahoo.com SOUNDS FARTS ASS HOLE search.yahoo.com alabama women getting fucked search.yahoo.com best way to masterbate search.yahoo.com cockbox search.yahoo.com cum suker search.yahoo.com eat my pussy daddy search.yahoo.com eat my sister pussy search.yahoo.com fart woman search.yahoo.com fuck me until my dick falls off search.yahoo.com hipmatize search.yahoo.com how do u put a condom on ur penis search.yahoo.com how do u say penis in spanish search.yahoo.com how do you hipmatize people search.yahoo.com husbands that cant fuck small dick search.yahoo.com i fuck teen pussy til have a baby search.yahoo.com i fuk my baby son search.yahoo.com making her pussy fart on video search.yahoo.com milk my cock shelly search.yahoo.com mommy lick my cock search.yahoo.com mommy suck my dick search.yahoo.com mommy suck on my balls search.yahoo.com my dads big dick search.yahoo.com my small sister make fuck with me search.yahoo.com my son lick my pussy search.yahoo.com nigerian masturbation search.yahoo.com pendejo meaning search.yahoo.com relly hot woman with Dick search.yahoo.com sex blog daily cum search.yahoo.com sister suck my cock search.yahoo.com suck my cock bitch search.yahoo.com suck my dick bitch search.yahoo.com venerial diseases picture search.yahoo.com wet ass fucking pussy hahahaha wat tight for me search.yahoo.com what does pinche puto mean? 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The O is for Oohhh
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: AUSTIN TEJAS
Posts: 10,861
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What the fuck do you have in your pages that would generate traffic like that? Whew
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 864
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look for a psychiatrist with an affliliate program
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Australia
Posts: 17,393
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Quote:
http://www.gigodiary.com/ |
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HAL 9000
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 34,515
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Mass Ass
Posts: 5,294
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put some fuckin banners on the site.. or blur console ads
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Posts: 1,054
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If nothing else, you can submit them to Disturbing Search Requests , which will bring you even MORE bizarre searches...
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Magrathea
Posts: 6,493
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Is the traffic considerable? How many total per day do you pull in between the weird and the regular?
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Chafed.
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Face Down in Pussy
Posts: 18,041
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Man that is a strange experiment you have going there. Wonder if anybody searching from yahoo/google actually reads it and thinks its real.
Here is a good quote: "Ohhhhh bitch I LIKE your pee hole. Your a SCHOOL somehow." |
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Guest
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wow!
thats quite a list!!! |
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Nov 2002
Posts: 7,761
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Thanks for sharing.
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Sofa King Band
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Outside the box
Posts: 29,903
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I like this one:
search.yahoo.com hipmatize lemme ax u a kestion... I'ma hipmatize u and u's gonna suck my dick, got dat biatch? |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Ottawa
Posts: 19,631
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eek, um yeah thats weird stuff. tho im somewhat curious as to the numbers of each times those were typed in. once? or more?
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Closer than you think
Posts: 9,535
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make link pages with email collection boxes?
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: MaxCash.com
Posts: 12,745
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I always new it....... incest is HUGE
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