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Old 07-05-2003, 04:29 PM   #1
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How have a very huge and serious problem I need help with ASAP!!!

It seems that lately since i got my summer tan and back into sexy summer shape. I keep on getting harassed by women all over the place. Be it at the supermarket, post office, or anywhere. They all want to take me to there place and make love to me. Now i dont mind but I am getting worn out and shit and getting a reputation of a slut in my neighborhood. I have 18 wheelers rolling up and dropping condoms and lube evry 2 weeks and the neighbors are calling the cops. What can I do ? Is it my fault I am so damb sexy?


help me please i cant take anymore of this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 07-05-2003, 04:31 PM   #2
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es, it is your fault. Eat more chips and drink more to get fat.
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Old 07-05-2003, 04:32 PM   #3
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It seems that lately since i got my summer tan and back into sexy summer shape. I keep on getting harassed by women all over the place. Be it at the supermarket, post office, or anywhere. They all want to take me to there place and make love to me. Now i dont mind but I am getting worn out and shit and getting a reputation of a slut in my neighborhood. I have 18 wheelers rolling up and dropping condoms and lube evry 2 weeks and the neighbors are calling the cops. What can I do ? Is it my fault I am so damb sexy?


help me please i cant take anymore of this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Either you're lieing, or your sig is...
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Old 07-05-2003, 04:32 PM   #4
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Old 07-05-2003, 04:32 PM   #5
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Old 07-05-2003, 04:36 PM   #6
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It seems that lately since i got my summer tan and back into sexy summer shape. I keep on getting harassed by women all over the place. Be it at the supermarket, post office, or anywhere. They all want to take me to there place and make love to me. Now i dont mind but I am getting worn out and shit and getting a reputation of a slut in my neighborhood. I have 18 wheelers rolling up and dropping condoms and lube evry 2 weeks and the neighbors are calling the cops. What can I do ? Is it my fault I am so damb sexy?


help me please i cant take anymore of this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*slaps juicy so he wakes up*
OK, there, your problem is solved.
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Old 07-05-2003, 04:38 PM   #7
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Old 07-05-2003, 04:49 PM   #8
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Old 07-05-2003, 04:52 PM   #9
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I'll bring my black sexy ass up to your area and take all of your bitches....how's that?
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