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Originally posted by juicylinks
It seems that lately since i got my summer tan and back into sexy summer shape. I keep on getting harassed by women all over the place. Be it at the supermarket, post office, or anywhere. They all want to take me to there place and make love to me. Now i dont mind but I am getting worn out and shit and getting a reputation of a slut in my neighborhood. I have 18 wheelers rolling up and dropping condoms and lube evry 2 weeks and the neighbors are calling the cops. What can I do ? Is it my fault I am so damb sexy?
help me please i cant take anymore of this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*slaps juicy so he wakes up*
OK, there, your problem is solved.