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  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #1

    How have a very huge and serious problem I need help with ASAP!!!

    It seems that lately since i got my summer tan and back into sexy summer shape. I keep on getting harassed by women all over the place. Be it at the supermarket, post office, or anywhere. They all want to take me to there place and make love to me. Now i dont mind but I am getting worn out and shit and getting a reputation of a slut in my neighborhood. I have 18 wheelers rolling up and dropping condoms and lube evry 2 weeks and the neighbors are calling the cops. What can I do ? Is it my fault I am so damb sexy?


    help me please i cant take anymore of this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Naughty
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 6485

    #2
    es, it is your fault. Eat more chips and drink more to get fat.
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    • volante
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2002
      • 2940

      #3
      Originally posted by juicylinks
      It seems that lately since i got my summer tan and back into sexy summer shape. I keep on getting harassed by women all over the place. Be it at the supermarket, post office, or anywhere. They all want to take me to there place and make love to me. Now i dont mind but I am getting worn out and shit and getting a reputation of a slut in my neighborhood. I have 18 wheelers rolling up and dropping condoms and lube evry 2 weeks and the neighbors are calling the cops. What can I do ? Is it my fault I am so damb sexy?


      help me please i cant take anymore of this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Either you're lieing, or your sig is...

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      • Ironhorse
        Pixel Pusher
        • Nov 2002
        • 7094

        #4
        Try the Chinese Food diet. Never fails. Add maximum weight in minimum time.
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        • He-Man
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2002
          • 706

          #5
          You could lose an arm.
          "We don't make mistakes, we have happy little accidents."

          Bob "King of the Canvas" Ross

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          • GoGoBar
            Confirmed User
            • Sep 2002
            • 1439

            #6
            Originally posted by juicylinks
            It seems that lately since i got my summer tan and back into sexy summer shape. I keep on getting harassed by women all over the place. Be it at the supermarket, post office, or anywhere. They all want to take me to there place and make love to me. Now i dont mind but I am getting worn out and shit and getting a reputation of a slut in my neighborhood. I have 18 wheelers rolling up and dropping condoms and lube evry 2 weeks and the neighbors are calling the cops. What can I do ? Is it my fault I am so damb sexy?


            help me please i cant take anymore of this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
            *slaps juicy so he wakes up*
            OK, there, your problem is solved.

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            • Project-Shadow
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2003
              • 7340

              #7
              You classic 'what are women and what do i do with them"
              case

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              • TurboAngel
                H.B.I.C.
                • Jun 2003
                • 30122

                #8
                I feel so sorry for you!


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                • BVF
                  Black Vagina Finder
                  • Jan 2002
                  • 13975

                  #9
                  I'll bring my black sexy ass up to your area and take all of your bitches....how's that?

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