How have a very huge and serious problem I need help with ASAP!!!
 

It seems that lately since i got my summer tan and back into sexy summer shape. I keep on getting harassed by women all over the place. Be it at the supermarket, post office, or anywhere. They all want to take me to there place and make love to me. Now i dont mind but I am getting worn out and shit and getting a reputation of a slut in my neighborhood. I have 18 wheelers rolling up and dropping condoms and lube evry 2 weeks and the neighbors are calling the cops. What can I do ? Is it my fault I am so damb sexy?


help me please i cant take anymore of this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

es, it is your fault. Eat more chips and drink more to get fat.

Either you're lieing, or your sig is...

Try the Chinese Food diet. Never fails. Add maximum weight in minimum time.

You could lose an arm.

*slaps juicy so he wakes up*
OK, there, your problem is solved.

You classic 'what are women and what do i do with them"
case :1orglaugh

I feel so sorry for you!


:winkwink:

I'll bring my black sexy ass up to your area and take all of your bitches....how's that?