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Aza · 07-03-2003, 06:02 AM

Here's a classic :

Hi kaylee,
You are a good machine and you need a big bar to you
You don?t find that except me I have a bigger bar
The long 1(16) cm and wide (3) cm and front form my bar is
Inclined and hope find good machine like you
Bye kaylee

reynold · 07-03-2003, 06:13 AM

Very very strange lol

Sneka · 07-03-2003, 06:18 AM

This is a mail I received few months ago

--------------------
msgsubject: help
comments: hello,
my name is su hemang i amlive in india but i don`t like
india no good to be girl in India i want to of out side of india please help me i
do for every thing for you & i also very handsom
i am 19 years old
i do every thing in free
please help me
--------------------

reynold · 07-03-2003, 06:20 AM

I got an email from a guy who called me reylove or something like that and wanted to be my gay friend because he was lonely lol

Aza · 07-03-2003, 06:21 AM

hehehe ok, another one :

lovely katrin, i suppose you know by now that u are a previledge that no man may wana be without. we are doing our debut music video shoot in june. would you like to play a role in it as the key girl? no nudes just pure and natural scenes. all you may need to do is flirt, smile, beach scene, and so on. nothing explicit. we would love you to be in our video cause we love you so much and because the song reflects on a pretty lady such as yourself, we had no better choice but you. we are an R&B band from the UK called damage and we are very big. young handsome guys and we think it would be fun. we love you more each day. stay beautiful and please reply so we may set arrangements. true love.

ldinternet · 07-03-2003, 06:28 AM

A few weeks ago I got an email from a French guy demanding that I cancel his recurring membership. There was a little problem though - he had NEVER joined the site.

Babaganoosh · 07-03-2003, 06:42 AM

Heh, yesterday I got this spam for one of those "mail order degrees".

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LOOSE IF YOU MAKE A CALL??!
NOTHING!!!
BUT IF YOU CALL WE WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE IN BETTER!!
So just take it like a deal: If you make a call you dont loose anything,
but if you dont make it maybe you'll think all your life
what could happen if you just made that call back then.
Or let me put it in other way:
Maybe God doesnt exist
and you loose every day 5 min with your prayer for nothing.
But if God does exist?!!!
I hope that you got my point so just make this call and beleve me your life it will be changed!!!!

Project-Shadow · 07-03-2003, 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Aza
hehehe ok, another one :

lovely katrin, i suppose you know by now that u are a previledge that no man may wana be without. we are doing our debut music video shoot in june. would you like to play a role in it as the key girl? no nudes just pure and natural scenes. all you may need to do is flirt, smile, beach scene, and so on. nothing explicit. we would love you to be in our video cause we love you so much and because the song reflects on a pretty lady such as yourself, we had no better choice but you. we are an R&B band from the UK called damage and we are very big. young handsome guys and we think it would be fun. we love you more each day. stay beautiful and please reply so we may set arrangements. true love.

... Lol
Damage are a bunch of panzies..
Do it ;)

07-03-2003, 06:02 AM	#1
Aza Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 818	funny emails we get Here's a classic : Hi kaylee, You are a good machine and you need a big bar to you You don?t find that except me I have a bigger bar The long 1(16) cm and wide (3) cm and front form my bar is Inclined and hope find good machine like you Bye kaylee __________________ Dollars 4 Babes Now with PPS! 13 Of The Highest Quality Sites To Promote Over 1000 Of The Best Free Hosted Galleries Hotlink Thumbs & Multiple Description Lengths

07-03-2003, 06:21 AM	#5
Aza Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 818	hehehe ok, another one : lovely katrin, i suppose you know by now that u are a previledge that no man may wana be without. we are doing our debut music video shoot in june. would you like to play a role in it as the key girl? no nudes just pure and natural scenes. all you may need to do is flirt, smile, beach scene, and so on. nothing explicit. we would love you to be in our video cause we love you so much and because the song reflects on a pretty lady such as yourself, we had no better choice but you. we are an R&B band from the UK called damage and we are very big. young handsome guys and we think it would be fun. we love you more each day. stay beautiful and please reply so we may set arrangements. true love. __________________ Dollars 4 Babes Now with PPS! 13 Of The Highest Quality Sites To Promote Over 1000 Of The Best Free Hosted Galleries Hotlink Thumbs & Multiple Description Lengths

07-03-2003, 06:42 AM	#7
Babaganoosh ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: /home Posts: 15,841	Heh, yesterday I got this spam for one of those "mail order degrees". WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LOOSE IF YOU MAKE A CALL??! NOTHING!!! BUT IF YOU CALL WE WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE IN BETTER!! So just take it like a deal: If you make a call you dont loose anything, but if you dont make it maybe you'll think all your life what could happen if you just made that call back then. Or let me put it in other way: Maybe God doesnt exist and you loose every day 5 min with your prayer for nothing. But if God does exist?!!! I hope that you got my point so just make this call and beleve me your life it will be changed!!!! __________________ I like pie.

07-03-2003, 06:13 AM	#2
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Very very strange lol

07-03-2003, 06:18 AM	#3
Sneka Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 413	This is a mail I received few months ago -------------------- msgsubject: help comments: hello, my name is su hemang i amlive in india but i don`t like india no good to be girl in India i want to of out side of india please help me i do for every thing for you & i also very handsom i am 19 years old i do every thing in free please help me --------------------

07-03-2003, 06:20 AM	#4
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	I got an email from a guy who called me reylove or something like that and wanted to be my gay friend because he was lonely lol

07-03-2003, 06:28 AM	#6
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	A few weeks ago I got an email from a French guy demanding that I cancel his recurring membership. There was a little problem though - he had NEVER joined the site.