funny emails we get
 

Here's a classic :

Hi kaylee,
You are a good machine and you need a big bar to you
You don?t find that except me I have a bigger bar
The long 1(16) cm and wide (3) cm and front form my bar is
Inclined and hope find good machine like you
Bye kaylee

Very very strange lol

This is a mail I received few months ago

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msgsubject: help
comments: hello,
my name is su hemang i amlive in india but i don`t like
india no good to be girl in India i want to of out side of india please help me i
do for every thing for you & i also very handsom
i am 19 years old
i do every thing in free
please help me
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I got an email from a guy who called me reylove or something like that and wanted to be my gay friend because he was lonely lol

hehehe ok, another one :

lovely katrin, i suppose you know by now that u are a previledge that no man may wana be without. we are doing our debut music video shoot in june. would you like to play a role in it as the key girl? no nudes just pure and natural scenes. all you may need to do is flirt, smile, beach scene, and so on. nothing explicit. we would love you to be in our video cause we love you so much and because the song reflects on a pretty lady such as yourself, we had no better choice but you. we are an R&B band from the UK called damage and we are very big. young handsome guys and we think it would be fun. we love you more each day. stay beautiful and please reply so we may set arrangements. true love.

A few weeks ago I got an email from a French guy demanding that I cancel his recurring membership. There was a little problem though - he had NEVER joined the site.

Heh, yesterday I got this spam for one of those "mail order degrees".

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LOOSE IF YOU MAKE A CALL??!
NOTHING!!!
BUT IF YOU CALL WE WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE IN BETTER!!
So just take it like a deal: If you make a call you dont loose anything,
but if you dont make it maybe you'll think all your life
what could happen if you just made that call back then.
Or let me put it in other way:
Maybe God doesnt exist
and you loose every day 5 min with your prayer for nothing.
But if God does exist?!!!
I hope that you got my point so just make this call and beleve me your life it will be changed!!!!

... Lol
Damage are a bunch of panzies..
Do it ;)