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ldinternet · 07-03-2003, 08:21 AM

hund'd

Va2k · 07-03-2003, 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gemini
Just stepped out of a van I took to the old man up North and some fool with 2 more beers than he should have pulled around the van too close and clipped my leg with a pickup. lol I never had a real broken bone before. Ouch darn it! Upside is, I have got to learn how to use crutches! Now where can that be marketed. Hmmm...

Damn your lucky to be alive

that sucks hope you sue the shit out of them...
TOM

Va2k · 07-03-2003, 08:22 AM

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Originally posted by ldinternet
hund'd

damn in the two years ive been here this is the longest thread of my porn life lol THANKS lawrence you FUCK!

TOM

Jakke PNG · 07-03-2003, 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by va2k

damn in the two years ive been here this is the longest thread of my porn life lol THANKS lawrence you FUCK!

TOM

*group hug*

mule · 07-03-2003, 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gemini
Just stepped out of a van I took to the old man up North and some fool with 2 more beers than he should have pulled around the van too close and clipped my leg with a pickup. lol I never had a real broken bone before. Ouch darn it! Upside is, I have got to learn how to use crutches! Now where can that be marketed. Hmmm...

whoa! I was wondering what had become of you. Good to have you back

TurboAngel · 07-03-2003, 10:05 AM

Tom ask Skrog to get him. I hear he is for hire. Will do all kinds of things for the Bling Bling!

Meloman · 07-03-2003, 10:27 AM

I bet Lawrence is home right now making a list of all our names from this thread just like that scene from Billy Madison, lol.

LadyMischief · 07-03-2003, 10:43 AM

Hahhahahahahahah that song is fuckign hilarious.. I'm in tears here I'm laughing so fucking hard... Bwahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahah ahahahahhahahaha.

mule · 07-03-2003, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief
Hahhahahahahahah that song is fuckign hilarious.. I'm in tears here I'm laughing so fucking hard... Bwahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahah ahahahahhahahaha.

Um...it was a rush job, I didn't get to the end, and I had to go to a meeting. Just finished it, it's the same, save for the ending: http://www.mule.cobaltweb.com/chickenshit.mp3

NetRodent · 07-03-2003, 11:54 AM

Anyone care to summarize the Lawrence Connor drama? I always assumed he was a character and so ignored his posts. He sounds like an idiot, but what is his problem?

mule · 07-03-2003, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NetRodent
Anyone care to summarize the Lawrence Connor drama? I always assumed he was a character and so ignored his posts. He sounds like an idiot, but what is his problem?

His problem is that he's an idiot

Va2k · 07-03-2003, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mule
His problem is that he's an idiot

hehe yea he is, he prolly going to bring the heat on me strong thank god i got model releases and shit

Thanks mule that shit is too funny
TOM

mule · 07-03-2003, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by va2k
he prolly going to bring the heat on me strong

I doubt it, I think he's mostly talk. And even if he does, there are hundreds here who would vouch for you.

Gianni Uomo · 07-03-2003, 01:38 PM

LOL, hahaha yeah, sure, whatever!

Dildozer · 07-03-2003, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gianni Uomo
LOL, hahaha yeah, sure, whatever!

So lawrence is that you on the answering machine?

alias · 07-03-2003, 02:33 PM

haha great song, chickenshit

ldinternet · 07-03-2003, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mule

I doubt it, I think he's mostly talk. And even if he does, there are hundreds here who would vouch for you.

... however, it will cost you $50 per head. You can PayPal me in advance if you like.

AssFairy · 07-03-2003, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Holly
Wow. I don't know this guy and I'd have to speak to him to be able to say for sure, but based on what you've written and what was on that wav file, I think it's possible that he may have something called Asperger's Syndrome . I worked in a profession that I had to deal with and treat people with it and it sounds like that may be the case with him. The repetitive phrases and words that he uses over and over are called perseverations, and that's very common. He also seems to do it in his posts, writing the same things over and over. Usually people with AS function on a high level in a lot of areas, but they have absolutely NO understanding of social situations or social appropriateness. The chief hallmark (and usually problem) of AS, is a "fixation" the person will develop on something. It could be anything and there's never any reason to understand why they choose whatever it is they lock in on. For him it seems to be the whole "pornstar" deal, which is probably why you're getting caught up in it. I had a 14 yo girl who was obsessed with babies and being a mom and guy in his 40's who's thing was the Russian Orthodox Church and all things having to do with it. He was born and raised in the South and his whole family was Baptist so nobody knew where the hell he got it from. He also used to ride a bike 6 miles one way to my office, every single day that I worked, because he wanted to smell my hair.

On the plus side, I've never known anyone with AS to hurt anyone. They're usually just really socially inappropriate and don't know when to stop. If you check around, he may be living with relatives or at least have some sort of case manager or therapist. Usually they have no idea that the person is doing this sort of thing and often times they're the only ones that can put a stop to it. And they won't be shocked to hear that it's going on.

But like I said, I may be completely wrong. I'm not trying to stick a label on him- it's just speculation.

Either way- good luck.

I'm sure your very close to the truth, I think he suffers from some type of compulsive obsessive disorder (ever notice how he uses his name "Lawrence Conner Lawrence Conner Lawrence Conner ")

He is obsessed with his own name, I wouldn't look for any logic in his actions as there probably are none to be found.

He is funny in a twisted kind of way but I do feel sorry for him.

asuna · 07-03-2003, 05:21 PM

I cant understand jack shit in that clip...

Dildozer · 07-03-2003, 05:42 PM

LAWRENCE WOULD MAKE A WICKED REALITY PORN SITE

Ma-Ha-Bone · 07-03-2003, 06:17 PM

posted by Dildozer:

LAWRENCE WOULD MAKE A WICKED REALITY PORN SITE

theWatsonian · 07-03-2003, 06:28 PM

Too funny.

Dildozer · 07-03-2003, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ma-Ha-Bone
posted by Dildozer:

LAWRENCE WOULD MAKE A WICKED REALITY PORN SITE

is that you Lawrence?

sapphiresky9 · 07-03-2003, 06:41 PM

If Lawrence would make a wicked reality porn site, why not do it?

Amputate Your Head · 07-03-2003, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sapphiresky9
If Lawrence would make a wicked reality porn site, why not do it?

dude... I strongly urge you to seek professional help.

sapphiresky9 · 07-03-2003, 06:48 PM

RedShoe · 07-03-2003, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
Holy fuck, that kid has a serious screw loose.

There really is only one solution. This kid will only understand violence.

Hurt him.

Labret is usually brutally correct.

By the way... I kinda want to hear message 15. LOL

Ice · 07-03-2003, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Meloman
I bet Lawrence is home right now making a list of all our names from this thread just like that scene from Billy Madison, lol.

Great scene... my fav quote is

"No I will not make out with you! Did ya hear that? this girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class! You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I'm here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you! Go on with the chlorophyll! "

sapphiresky9 · 07-03-2003, 06:55 PM

he didn't record/make available/post

all of the messages/calls/things said, etc....

Ezra · 07-05-2003, 06:22 PM

....consider a BUMPer crop of Lawrence Connor!!!!

Link 1 of interest

Link 2 of interest

Link 3 of interest

JDog · 07-05-2003, 06:23 PM

Lawrence Connor is a fucking pussy!

jDoG

Ezra · 07-05-2003, 06:37 PM

Lawrence Connor is Fucking A Pussy !

Va2k · 07-05-2003, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ezra
....consider a BUMPer crop of Lawrence Connor!!!!

Link 1 of interest

Link 2 of interest

Link 3 of interest

And what the fuck does my links have to do with this thread?

LadyMischief · 07-05-2003, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ezra
Lawrence Connor is Fucking A Pussy !

Nice try Lawrence, you chickenshit.. Fuck off. Is the pussy you're fucking have a faint latex smell and come with it's own lube? Or did you just get down and dirty with a good old steak and hoseclamps?

Va2k · 07-05-2003, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ezra
Lawrence Connor is Fucking A Pussy !

something tells me you are connor, can somone check this wanna be's ip to lawrence and if its in virginia ban this prick.
TOM

Ezra · 07-05-2003, 06:41 PM

All I said was that they are
links of interest/("interesting websites")!

?

stop being so NEGATIVE

I want to give you this good guy award,
with my apologies that I am sorry
for my recent conduct when angered.

Va2k · 07-05-2003, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ezra
All I said was that they are links of interest/("interesting websites")! ?

stop being so NEGATIVE :Rasta

I know this is you lawrence I know there isnt two people on this board as stupid as you, screw off leave me alone leave my threads alone, or im going to ................... ooops can't say it ya might run to the police again

HEY ya ma's calling you time for ya med's
TOM

Ezra · 07-05-2003, 06:53 PM

okay dokey

when ma-ma calls I have to go

I'll check back later!

I'll be back

!!! everyone Loves Lawrence.......

( formerly known as "Lawrence In The Sky" )

"Lorenzo Uomo"

LadyMischief · 07-05-2003, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ezra
okay dokey

when ma-ma calls I have to go

I'll check back later!

I'll be back

!!! everyone Loves Lawrence.......

( formerly known as "Lawrence In The Sky" )

"Lorenzo Uomo"

Everybody loves to see Lawence take it in the ass from farm animals!
Yay!

JDog · 07-05-2003, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief

Nice try Lawrence, you chickenshit.. Fuck off. Is the pussy you're fucking have a faint latex smell and come with it's own lube? Or did you just get down and dirty with a good old steak and hoseclamps?

Hey that doesn't mean anything. Mine does too~!!!

jDoG

gothweb · 07-05-2003, 07:18 PM

Nobody likes

Lawrence Connor

Lawrence Connor

Lawrence Connor.

So kindly pack up your bags

go away

and of course

and I say this with all kindness

Go Fuck Yourself.

Va2k · 07-05-2003, 07:23 PM

Hey cocksmoker, leave me alone and quit bothering me, >
> (757) 575-6409
does this number look like yours? Tell ya what the next shit you post here I will post this to every thread wait ILL PUT THIS IN MY SIG and start becomming a post whore, Now GFY
TOM

LadyMischief · 07-05-2003, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JDog

Hey that doesn't mean anything. Mine does too~!!!

jDoG

Does it have a name?

LadyMischief · 07-05-2003, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gothweb
Nobody likes

Lawrence Connor

Lawrence Connor

Lawrence Connor.

So kindly pack up your bags

go away

and of course

and I say this with all kindness

Go Fuck Yourself.

You are nifty.

eticlit · 07-12-2003, 01:57 PM

......is it still there at

http://www.analscream.com/lawrence.mp3

and

http://www.analscream.com/chickenshit.mp3

???????????????????

I don't hear it.......

mule · 07-12-2003, 02:13 PM

Turn on your speakers

Dildozer · 07-12-2003, 02:29 PM

see sig

eticlit · 07-12-2003, 04:04 PM

see saw.

~ L. C. (call me at # provided) ;)

Krome · 07-12-2003, 04:46 PM

I would not kick the shit out of him. He is the type of guy who will get the damage photogrpahed etc and have a kick arse court case against you.

Although This sounds like I am being peaceful what I am trying to say is dont 'YOU' do it. Get someone else and make sure they do it really properly and really fuck him up.

Krome · 07-12-2003, 04:52 PM

Actually I just listened to that tape. Fuck my last post. This guy is seriously disturbed and in my opinion thinks you maybe to blame for his fucked up life. I would get a court order and some serious fire arms in the house.

07-03-2003, 10:43 AM	#108
LadyMischief Orgasms N Such! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oakville, Ontario Posts: 18,135	Hahhahahahahahah that song is fuckign hilarious.. I'm in tears here I'm laughing so fucking hard... Bwahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahah ahahahahhahahaha. __________________ ICQ 3522039 Content Manager - orgasm.com [email protected]

07-03-2003, 11:54 AM	#110
NetRodent Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: In the walls of your house. Posts: 3,985	Anyone care to summarize the Lawrence Connor drama? I always assumed he was a character and so ignored his posts. He sounds like an idiot, but what is his problem? __________________ "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." --H.L. Mencken

07-03-2003, 02:33 PM	#116
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07-03-2003, 05:21 PM	#119
asuna Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 8,743	I cant understand jack shit in that clip... __________________

07-03-2003, 05:42 PM	#120
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07-03-2003, 08:21 AM	#101
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07-03-2003, 10:05 AM	#106
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07-03-2003, 10:27 AM	#107
Meloman Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Sacramento,CA Posts: 1,540	I bet Lawrence is home right now making a list of all our names from this thread just like that scene from Billy Madison, lol.

07-03-2003, 01:38 PM	#114
Gianni Uomo So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Norfolk, VA Posts: 218	LOL, hahaha yeah, sure, whatever!

07-03-2003, 06:17 PM	#121
Ma-Ha-Bone So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 6	posted by Dildozer: LAWRENCE WOULD MAKE A WICKED REALITY PORN SITE

07-03-2003, 06:28 PM	#122
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07-03-2003, 06:41 PM	#124
sapphiresky9 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: sapphiresky9 Posts: 16	If Lawrence would make a wicked reality porn site, why not do it?

07-03-2003, 06:48 PM	#126
sapphiresky9 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: sapphiresky9 Posts: 16	okay

07-03-2003, 06:55 PM	#129
sapphiresky9 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: sapphiresky9 Posts: 16	he didn't record/make available/post all of the messages/calls/things said, etc....

07-05-2003, 06:22 PM	#130
Ezra So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 32	....consider a BUMPer crop of Lawrence Connor!!!! Link 1 of interest Link 2 of interest Link 3 of interest

07-05-2003, 06:23 PM	#131
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07-05-2003, 06:37 PM	#132
Ezra So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 32	Lawrence Connor is Fucking A Pussy !

07-05-2003, 06:41 PM	#136
Ezra So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 32	All I said was that they are links of interest/("interesting websites")! ? stop being so NEGATIVE I want to give you this good guy award, with my apologies that I am sorry for my recent conduct when angered. Last edited by Ezra; 07-05-2003 at 06:46 PM..

07-05-2003, 06:53 PM	#138
Ezra So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 32	okay dokey when ma-ma calls I have to go I'll check back later! I'll be back !!! everyone Loves Lawrence....... ( formerly known as "Lawrence In The Sky" ) "Lorenzo Uomo"

07-05-2003, 07:18 PM	#141
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07-05-2003, 07:23 PM	#142
Va2k I’m still alive barley. Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Va Posts: 10,060	Hey cocksmoker, leave me alone and quit bothering me, > > (757) 575-6409 does this number look like yours? Tell ya what the next shit you post here I will post this to every thread wait ILL PUT THIS IN MY SIG and start becomming a post whore, Now GFY TOM __________________

07-12-2003, 01:57 PM	#145
eticlit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 41	......is it still there at http://www.analscream.com/lawrence.mp3 and http://www.analscream.com/chickenshit.mp3 ??????????????????? I don't hear it.......

07-12-2003, 02:13 PM	#146
mule Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: hamsterdam Posts: 6,085	Turn on your speakers __________________ Converting like a mofo

07-12-2003, 02:29 PM	#147
Dildozer Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 7,519	see sig __________________ Spam link here

07-12-2003, 04:04 PM	#148
eticlit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 41	see saw. ~ L. C. (call me at # provided) ;)

07-12-2003, 04:46 PM	#149
Krome Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: London - UK Posts: 2,851	I would not kick the shit out of him. He is the type of guy who will get the damage photogrpahed etc and have a kick arse court case against you. Although This sounds like I am being peaceful what I am trying to say is dont 'YOU' do it. Get someone else and make sure they do it really properly and really fuck him up.

07-12-2003, 04:52 PM	#150
Krome Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: London - UK Posts: 2,851	Actually I just listened to that tape. Fuck my last post. This guy is seriously disturbed and in my opinion thinks you maybe to blame for his fucked up life. I would get a court order and some serious fire arms in the house.