What do/did you want to invent? - GoFuckYourself.com

Lane · 06-26-2003, 01:00 PM

I'm sure everyone, at some point of time, thought about inventing something would be really cool.

What did you most want to invent?

When I grow up, I'm gonna invent one of these:

1. Technology to turn any matter into energy and visa versa.
2. Stop aging, and make humans immortal.

lil2rich4u2's woman · 06-26-2003, 01:02 PM

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stevecore · 06-26-2003, 01:04 PM

like 14 years ago i jotted down plans for electronic chalkboards synced to individual school desks that contained their own monitor & writing stylus. with todays technology i'm sure it's already in the making or easily applicable.

lil2rich4u2 · 06-26-2003, 01:05 PM

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MetaMan · 06-26-2003, 01:06 PM

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Amputate Your Head · 06-26-2003, 01:06 PM

I invented the combo fork/knife.... a fork with a knife edge, so you only need one utensil to eat things like steak instead of two.

didn't really take off too well though.... people kept slicing their faces open.

lil2rich4u2's woman · 06-26-2003, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lil2rich4u2
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Jakke PNG · 06-26-2003, 01:07 PM

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Jakke PNG · 06-26-2003, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lil2rich4u2's woman

but we dont use them baby and your backseat is disguting

Talking to yourself again?

RedShoe · 06-26-2003, 01:08 PM

I've thought of several things that are very practical but fuck you if you think I'm going to post them here.

However... I read somewhere that there are micro machines that doctors can inject directly into your blood stream and they eat away at fat deposits to prevent blood clots, and heart attacks. Then the machines die, and get passed thru your system.

In that same article they said that machines, and technology will get smaller, and smaller, and eventually we would be able to break materials down on a molecular level, and rebuild things.

When/if that ever happens a machine would rebuild things from scratch, by rearranging the particles that make it up. So toss in an orange, and get back an apple.

SilverTab · 06-26-2003, 01:08 PM

The world's famous Solar-Powered Flashlight....

stevecore · 06-26-2003, 01:10 PM

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Originally posted by SilverTab
The world's famous Solar-Powered Flashlight....

right up there with my patented helicopter ejection seat!

RedShoe · 06-26-2003, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stevecore
like 14 years ago i jotted down plans for electronic chalkboards

Yep. Electonic chalkboards... the wave of the future.

stevecore · 06-26-2003, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe

Yep. Electonic chalkboards... the wave of the future.

sarcasm duly noted.

Probono · 06-26-2003, 01:16 PM

I have a couple of patents, old and expired at this point but they were hot and brought in royalties while they lasted.

Leak Proof waterbeds. More bouncing less bed wetting!

lil2rich4u2 · 06-26-2003, 01:17 PM

uh huh

volante · 06-26-2003, 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
... a fork with a knife edge, so you only need one utensil to eat things like steak instead of two.

Did you invent the non-slip steak as well?

AM Jeff · 06-26-2003, 01:19 PM

Believe it or not.
I invented the question mark.

Arty · 06-26-2003, 04:14 PM

Anti-gravity

hyper · 06-26-2003, 04:26 PM

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GeXus · 06-26-2003, 04:31 PM

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RedShoe · 06-26-2003, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GeXus
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Its great, You "jump" to "conclusions"

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Rex · 06-26-2003, 05:01 PM

I invented yogurt covered pretzels. I called them Yogurtzels but they never really took off in the states.

HEARTBREAKER · 06-26-2003, 05:05 PM

i wish i could invent the all in one mobile phone.....where you can print, send fax, call, and at the same time your pc..

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