What do/did you want to invent?
 

I'm sure everyone, at some point of time, thought about inventing something would be really cool.

What did you most want to invent?

When I grow up, I'm gonna invent one of these:

1. Technology to turn any matter into energy and visa versa.
2. Stop aging, and make humans immortal.

:glugglug

a way to escape from lil2rich4u2

like 14 years ago i jotted down plans for electronic chalkboards synced to individual school desks that contained their own monitor & writing stylus. with todays technology i'm sure it's already in the making or easily applicable.

backseat condom dispenser

i have an idea to revolutionize the way we watch our porn,
just saving up as i speak!

I invented the combo fork/knife.... a fork with a knife edge, so you only need one utensil to eat things like steak instead of two.


didn't really take off too well though.... people kept slicing their faces open.

but we dont use them baby and your backseat is disguting

Invisibility pill

Talking to yourself again?

I've thought of several things that are very practical but fuck you if you think I'm going to post them here.

However... I read somewhere that there are micro machines that doctors can inject directly into your blood stream and they eat away at fat deposits to prevent blood clots, and heart attacks. Then the machines die, and get passed thru your system.

In that same article they said that machines, and technology will get smaller, and smaller, and eventually we would be able to break materials down on a molecular level, and rebuild things.

When/if that ever happens a machine would rebuild things from scratch, by rearranging the particles that make it up. So toss in an orange, and get back an apple.

The world's famous Solar-Powered Flashlight.... :Graucho

right up there with my patented helicopter ejection seat!

Yep. Electonic chalkboards... the wave of the future.

sarcasm duly noted. :1orglaugh

I have a couple of patents, old and expired at this point but they were hot and brought in royalties while they lasted.

Leak Proof waterbeds. More bouncing less bed wetting!

uh huh

Did you invent the non-slip steak as well? :Graucho

Believe it or not.
I invented the question mark.

:glugglug

Anti-gravity :thumbsup

i invented reusable condoms

a "jump to conclusions mat"

Its great, You "jump" to "conclusions"

DAMN!!!
You got us! LOL
Why didn't I think of that!!!
BWAHAHAHAAAAAA....



"You think the pet rock was a good idea?"


Jump to conclusions mat:
"Yep, it's exactly how you described it"

I invented yogurt covered pretzels. I called them Yogurtzels but they never really took off in the states.

i wish i could invent the all in one mobile phone.....where you can print, send fax, call, and at the same time your pc..