If Cop Pull You Over For Speeding - GoFuckYourself.com

Sasha18 · 06-26-2003, 12:42 PM

what do you say to him ? to avoid speeding ticket ?

angeleyes · 06-26-2003, 12:44 PM

Cry.......works like a charm.

AdultNex · 06-26-2003, 12:45 PM

Bribe him.

eroswebmaster · 06-26-2003, 12:45 PM

I usually offer head first.

lil2rich4u2's woman · 06-26-2003, 12:46 PM

head works

Undutchable · 06-26-2003, 12:48 PM

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Originally posted by lil2rich4u2's woman
head works

Deputy Dick anyone?

I just admit it and tell him I like speeding

It's not like he's gonna let you go without a ticket anyway

The Heron · 06-26-2003, 12:48 PM

Pull me over??

Shit man, just go faster! They've yet to catch me

Babaganoosh · 06-26-2003, 12:50 PM

Tell 'em you were busy trying to open a beer and weren't watching the speedometer. Then ask him for a bottle opener.

IntenseCash · 06-26-2003, 12:52 PM

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Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
Tell 'em you were busy trying to open a beer and weren't watching the speedometer. Then ask him for a bottle opener.

HAHAha yeah that will work... sure

Missy · 06-26-2003, 12:53 PM

Show him your tits!

Bex · 06-26-2003, 12:56 PM

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Originally posted by Missy
Show him your tits!

Women are lucky, they can show their tits or cry or whatever! Guys just mostly get tickets. LOL

voodooman · 06-26-2003, 01:23 PM

I had a HWYPatrolman tell me once, Never answer yes to this question.
Sir, do you know how fast you was going?

Reason, if you say yes to be honest, that just tells him that
you KNEW you was breaking the law.

phogirl69 · 06-26-2003, 01:25 PM

Nothing. If they want to give me a ticket fuck them, why would I lower myself to flirt and smile just to get out of a ticket?
I'd rather pay for it than give them the satisfaction of knowing I'm being nice to them. They can go fuck themselves

candyflip · 06-26-2003, 01:29 PM

Most cops are closet homos...so I just whip out my junk. That seems to do the trick.

FlyingIguana · 06-26-2003, 01:30 PM

i've only driven by a cop once while speeding. was doing 100 in a 50 zone and he didn't bother coming after me.

FlyingIguana · 06-26-2003, 01:31 PM

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Originally posted by Bex

Women are lucky, they can show their tits or cry or whatever! Guys just mostly get tickets. LOL

gotta show your manboobs

phogirl69 · 06-26-2003, 01:31 PM

Cops usually are already arrogant and think they are "all that" to begin with. Why feed their ego by flirting? I have a lot of pride, I'd rather roll my eyes and make them think they are not worth the time of day and pay the fine instead.

View Poll Results: What would you tell to the cop ?
Yes, I was speeding but sorry	7	46.67%
No, I wasn't speeding	1	6.67%
This will not happen agian	4	26.67%
I dont know, whatever	3	20.00%
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06-26-2003, 12:42 PM	#1
Sasha18 Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 582	If Cop Pull You Over For Speeding what do you say to him ? to avoid speeding ticket ? __________________

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06-26-2003, 12:50 PM	#8
Babaganoosh ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: /home Posts: 15,841	Tell 'em you were busy trying to open a beer and weren't watching the speedometer. Then ask him for a bottle opener. __________________ I like pie.

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AdultNex Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bostonnnn Posts: 8,985	Bribe him.

06-26-2003, 12:46 PM	#5
lil2rich4u2's woman So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 239	head works

06-26-2003, 12:48 PM	#7
The Heron Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Michigan Posts: 4,494	Pull me over?? Shit man, just go faster! They've yet to catch me

06-26-2003, 12:53 PM	#10
Missy FLASHCA$H.COM Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: In my skin Posts: 1,257	Show him your tits!

06-26-2003, 01:23 PM	#12
voodooman Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Homeless Posts: 801	I had a HWYPatrolman tell me once, Never answer yes to this question. Sir, do you know how fast you was going? Reason, if you say yes to be honest, that just tells him that you KNEW you was breaking the law.

06-26-2003, 01:25 PM	#13
phogirl69 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,330	Nothing. If they want to give me a ticket fuck them, why would I lower myself to flirt and smile just to get out of a ticket? I'd rather pay for it than give them the satisfaction of knowing I'm being nice to them. They can go fuck themselves

06-26-2003, 01:29 PM	#14
candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,068	Most cops are closet homos...so I just whip out my junk. That seems to do the trick. __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me

06-26-2003, 01:30 PM	#15
FlyingIguana aspiring banker Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: toronto Posts: 10,870	i've only driven by a cop once while speeding. was doing 100 in a 50 zone and he didn't bother coming after me.

06-26-2003, 01:31 PM	#17
phogirl69 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,330	Cops usually are already arrogant and think they are "all that" to begin with. Why feed their ego by flirting? I have a lot of pride, I'd rather roll my eyes and make them think they are not worth the time of day and pay the fine instead.