If Cop Pull You Over For Speeding
 

what do you say to him ? to avoid speeding ticket ?

Cry.......works like a charm. :thumbsup

Bribe him.

I usually offer head first.

head works

Deputy Dick anyone?

I just admit it and tell him I like speeding :Graucho It's not like he's gonna let you go without a ticket anyway

Pull me over??

Shit man, just go faster! They've yet to catch me :1orglaugh

Tell 'em you were busy trying to open a beer and weren't watching the speedometer. Then ask him for a bottle opener.

HAHAha yeah that will work... sure :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Show him your tits!

Women are lucky, they can show their tits or cry or whatever! Guys just mostly get tickets. LOL

I had a HWYPatrolman tell me once, Never answer yes to this question.
Sir, do you know how fast you was going?

Reason, if you say yes to be honest, that just tells him that
you KNEW you was breaking the law.

Nothing. If they want to give me a ticket fuck them, why would I lower myself to flirt and smile just to get out of a ticket?
I'd rather pay for it than give them the satisfaction of knowing I'm being nice to them. They can go fuck themselves

Most cops are closet homos...so I just whip out my junk. That seems to do the trick.

i've only driven by a cop once while speeding. was doing 100 in a 50 zone and he didn't bother coming after me.

gotta show your manboobs

Cops usually are already arrogant and think they are "all that" to begin with. Why feed their ego by flirting? I have a lot of pride, I'd rather roll my eyes and make them think they are not worth the time of day and pay the fine instead.