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赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
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what was the smartest thing ever to come out of a woman's mouth?
what was the smartest thing ever to come out of a woman's mouth?
Einstein's Cock.
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So Fucking Banned
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nothing.
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When my wife said... " Okay, nomore kids! " after giving birth.
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OMG!!! HAHAHAAAA
got any other funny ones? Id love to go to the office prepared tomorow, lol
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that's smart!!!!!
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babe im gonna give you the best blowjob you have ever got
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the truth...
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thats easy...... MY DICK
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I don't know, some women here have said some smart things...
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"Give me a Dirty Sanchez baby"
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Oh god Oh god....
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I need a beer
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Are you done yet?
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'Ill shut up now"
of "your right"
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Too old to care
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I will.
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No honey... size does not matter
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Silence...
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Long time no happy ending
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I have 3 entries: A model once listened in while I was arguing her rate of a B/G scene for $1200 and talked the producer down to $800!!! Who's side was she on? She said: "My rate isn't $1200, it's $800..." I said, "Hey girl, that's $400 less than I'm getting you and they are agreeing to" dumbfounded... she stammered "$800 is all I'm taking" and I dropped her as a client right there!
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Long time no happy ending
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"ok what do i got to do to make you shutup"
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"Go fuck yourself"
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when she says - try to fuck my ass for a while
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