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Old 06-25-2003, 05:34 PM   #1
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what was the smartest thing ever to come out of a woman's mouth?

what was the smartest thing ever to come out of a woman's mouth?






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Old 06-25-2003, 05:36 PM   #2
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Old 06-25-2003, 05:42 PM   #4
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When my wife said... " Okay, nomore kids! " after giving birth.
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Old 06-25-2003, 07:10 PM   #5
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When my wife said... " Okay, nomore kids! " after giving birth.
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Old 06-25-2003, 07:37 PM   #7
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Old 06-25-2003, 07:37 PM   #8
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Old 06-25-2003, 08:33 PM   #9
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When my wife said... " Okay, nomore kids! " after giving birth.

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Old 06-25-2003, 08:35 PM   #10
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Old 06-25-2003, 08:45 PM   #11
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Old 06-25-2003, 08:49 PM   #12
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Old 06-25-2003, 09:03 PM   #13
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I don't know, some women here have said some smart things...

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Old 06-25-2003, 09:07 PM   #14
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Old 06-25-2003, 09:16 PM   #15
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Old 06-25-2003, 09:18 PM   #16
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Old 06-25-2003, 10:45 PM   #18
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Old 06-25-2003, 10:58 PM   #19
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Old 06-25-2003, 11:03 PM   #20
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Old 06-25-2003, 11:04 PM   #21
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Old 06-25-2003, 11:04 PM   #22
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Don't you mean typed? That would come out of their fingers
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Old 06-25-2003, 11:06 PM   #23
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Old 06-25-2003, 11:06 PM   #24
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Old 06-25-2003, 11:07 PM   #25
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Old 06-25-2003, 11:37 PM   #26
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I have 3 entries: A model once listened in while I was arguing her rate of a B/G scene for $1200 and talked the producer down to $800!!! Who's side was she on? She said: "My rate isn't $1200, it's $800..." I said, "Hey girl, that's $400 less than I'm getting you and they are agreeing to" dumbfounded... she stammered "$800 is all I'm taking" and I dropped her as a client right there!

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Old 06-26-2003, 12:19 AM   #28
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OK, so I'm fucking this girl in the ass for an internet content shoot and I say to the producer... "Hey, should'nt she get more for ANAL?" and she interupts... "NO! I don't want to do anal!" so I say to her: "I'm fucking you anally right now..." and she goes, "I told you... I don't want to do anal on camera..." and I said... "We are doing anal right now, do you want me to stop?" and she goes: "it's OK, keep going..." so I continued fucking her in the ass for no extra money on her orders. Whatever!
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Old 06-26-2003, 08:11 AM   #29
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You want me to do what with that little thing??? Maybe when it grows up....
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