what was the smartest thing ever to come out of a woman's mouth?
 

what was the smartest thing ever to come out of a woman's mouth?






Einstein's Cock.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

nothing.

When my wife said... " Okay, nomore kids! " after giving birth.

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OMG!!! HAHAHAAAA



got any other funny ones? Id love to go to the office prepared tomorow, lol

my kids:Graucho

that's smart!!!!!

babe im gonna give you the best blowjob you have ever got :thumbsup

the truth...


OH SHIT THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN! :321GFY

thats easy...... MY DICK:1orglaugh

I don't know, some women here have said some smart things...

"Give me a Dirty Sanchez baby"

Oh god Oh god....

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what was the smartest thing ever to come out of a woman's mouth?
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One of the best money earners I ever came across :glugglug

Are you done yet? :(

My cum...




and why do girls spit?

'Ill shut up now"
of
"your right"

:thumbsup

I will.

Don't you mean typed? That would come out of their fingers :1orglaugh

No honey... size does not matter :1orglaugh

ahh dont hit me

Silence...

I have 3 entries: A model once listened in while I was arguing her rate of a B/G scene for $1200 and talked the producer down to $800!!! Who's side was she on? She said: "My rate isn't $1200, it's $800..." I said, "Hey girl, that's $400 less than I'm getting you and they are agreeing to" dumbfounded... she stammered "$800 is all I'm taking" and I dropped her as a client right there!

more later...

AMEN!

OK, so I'm fucking this girl in the ass for an internet content shoot and I say to the producer... "Hey, should'nt she get more for ANAL?" and she interupts... "NO! I don't want to do anal!" so I say to her: "I'm fucking you anally right now..." and she goes, "I told you... I don't want to do anal on camera..." and I said... "We are doing anal right now, do you want me to stop?" and she goes: "it's OK, keep going..." so I continued fucking her in the ass for no extra money on her orders. Whatever!

"ok what do i got to do to make you shutup"

that phrase was the beginning of one hell of a night
:Graucho

"Go fuck yourself"

when she says - try to fuck my ass for a while:glugglug

You want me to do what with that little thing??? Maybe when it grows up....