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Old 06-20-2003, 03:34 AM   #1
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It has come to my attention
that I have far too many geckos in the house.

I just stepped out for a smoke and a fucking moth flew in during the split second I had the slider open.... landed on the wall, and no less than 2 dozen geckos converged on his ass.... lol

fuckers are mulitplyin'....
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Old 06-20-2003, 03:36 AM   #2
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Old 06-20-2003, 03:36 AM   #3
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cute little bastards tho...
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Old 06-20-2003, 03:36 AM   #4
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Old 06-20-2003, 03:36 AM   #5
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How early do you get up?


Or are you late like me, I never go to bed before 4AM.
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Old 06-20-2003, 03:37 AM   #6
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Are they pets or just local fauna you allow access to your house?
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Old 06-20-2003, 03:38 AM   #7
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Old 06-20-2003, 03:39 AM   #8
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How early do you get up?


Or are you late like me, I never go to bed before 4AM.
I'm in a weird cycle right now.... staying up until like 3am.... getting up around 8am. I hate it. Gonna try and make the correction this weekend,.... I prefer getting up around 6:30am, and hittin' the pillow about midnight.

fucking habanero beef jerky all last week fucked me up.
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Old 06-20-2003, 03:43 AM   #9
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Are they pets or just local fauna you allow access to your house?
nah.... can't stop 'em. They're everywhere. They come in through the sliders, under the doors.... sneaky little bastards... I catch the babies cuz they're still slow, and put 'em outside.... but you can't catch the grown ones.... fuckers are fast as an XFR server. (little plug there... hehehe)

but it's considered good luck here in the islands to have geckos in the house. (Cuz they eat bugs) Problem is, they shit on everything. And they make noise. Chirping little fuckers. (sounds like a kiss.)

I must be one lucky mutherfucker cuz I got more than my share.... lol
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nah.... can't stop 'em. They're everywhere. They come in through the sliders, under the doors.... sneaky little bastards... I catch the babies cuz they're still slow, and put 'em outside.... but you can't catch the grown ones.... fuckers are fast as an XFR server. (little plug there... hehehe)

but it's considered good luck here in the islands to have geckos in the house. (Cuz they eat bugs) Problem is, they shit on everything. And they make noise. Chirping little fuckers. (sounds like a kiss.)

I must be one lucky mutherfucker cuz I got more than my share.... lol

ROFL!!! Reminds me of the making of a Warner Bros. Cartoon. Guy has geckos all over his house and needs to get rid of them so he gets an ACME catalogue and sends away for a 'cat' specializing in kicking gecko ass.
The cat comes in all decked out with new cat gear and the geckos team up on him after they all wreck dude's pad fighting one another off.
They end up partying on dude's stash...happy ending.
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ROFL!!! Reminds me of the making of a Warner Bros. Cartoon. Guy has geckos all over his house and needs to get rid of them so he gets an ACME catalogue and sends away for a 'cat' specializing in kicking gecko ass.
The cat comes in all decked out with new cat gear and the geckos team up on him after they all wreck dude's pad fighting one another off.
They end up partying on dude's stash...happy ending.
LOL.... exactly.... hehehe....

I went upstairs one night to get a fresh drink,... flipped on the light in the kitchen, and 12 fucking geckos stuck to the wall all turned and looked at me like I just fucking farted in their party....

was a scene man...
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Old 06-20-2003, 03:51 AM   #12
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but you can't catch the grown ones.... fuckers are fast as an XFR server. (little plug there... hehehe)
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Geckos are cool as hell. I can't have one, though, I have 4 cats who'd LOVE the chance to play with it.
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Geckos are cool as hell. I can't have one, though, I have 4 cats who'd LOVE the chance to play with it.
lol.... well, these aren't pets. They just live here. hehehe....

thank god the anoles don't come in the house... they stay out on the deck. (fucking houseful of fucking lizards here....)
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I just stepped out for a smoke and a fucking moth flew in during the split second I had the slider open.... landed on the wall, and no less than 2 dozen geckos converged on his ass.... lol

fuckers are mulitplyin'....
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LOL.... exactly.... hehehe....

I went upstairs one night to get a fresh drink,... flipped on the light in the kitchen, and 12 fucking geckos stuck to the wall all turned and looked at me like I just fucking farted in their party....

was a scene man...
Dude, let's try somethin' I need to test out my skillz as a cartoonist.

email me a pic of you or a description ( what you normally wear height/weight ) and lemme draw a toon of you battling these geckos.

I'll make it t-shirt size so you can wear it around your neighborhood or send to family to explain your plight.

I need to try out new graphics program anyhow.

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Old 06-20-2003, 08:18 AM   #19
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fucking habanero beef jerky all last week fucked me up.
Fucked you up the last time, too.....

Give it to the geckos.
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that I have far too many geckos in the house.

I just stepped out for a smoke and a fucking moth flew in during the split second I had the slider open.... landed on the wall, and no less than 2 dozen geckos converged on his ass.... lol

fuckers are mulitplyin'....
When i was a little kid it was fun as hell finding the eggs in trees and trying to hatch them in my room.. my mom got so pissed.
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