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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
nah.... can't stop 'em. They're everywhere. They come in through the sliders, under the doors.... sneaky little bastards... I catch the babies cuz they're still slow, and put 'em outside.... but you can't catch the grown ones.... fuckers are fast as an XFR server. (little plug there... hehehe)
but it's considered good luck here in the islands to have geckos in the house. (Cuz they eat bugs) Problem is, they shit on everything. And they make noise. Chirping little fuckers. (sounds like a kiss.)
I must be one lucky mutherfucker cuz I got more than my share.... lol
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ROFL!!! Reminds me of the making of a Warner Bros. Cartoon. Guy has geckos all over his house and needs to get rid of them so he gets an ACME catalogue and sends away for a 'cat' specializing in kicking gecko ass.
The cat comes in all decked out with new cat gear and the geckos team up on him after they all wreck dude's pad fighting one another off.
They end up partying on dude's stash...happy ending.