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ADL Colin · 06-19-2003, 02:07 PM

Global Thermonuclear War. Who would win?

NetRodent · 06-19-2003, 02:09 PM

The only way to win is not to play.

volante · 06-19-2003, 02:09 PM

You forgot the option for "The Cockroaches".

Maybe

Jakke PNG · 06-19-2003, 02:10 PM

Only the cockroaches, me and lil2rich4you would survive.

magicmike · 06-19-2003, 02:12 PM

SARS and West nile virus would win!

freeadultcontent · 06-19-2003, 02:13 PM

Reality would be some chinese by sheer numbers and odds.

On-top · 06-19-2003, 02:16 PM

Ditka

Tala · 06-19-2003, 02:16 PM

Would you like to play a nice game of chess?

magicmike · 06-19-2003, 02:17 PM

Homer Simpson?

He's gotta be immune to radiation by now...

Bex · 06-19-2003, 02:20 PM

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Originally posted by On-top
Ditka

And maybe a couple of da bears offensive line.

OzKaNoz · 06-19-2003, 02:24 PM

Colin, you already know the answer to that.
No one would win.

Oz

AdultNex · 06-19-2003, 02:29 PM

What's that saying?

"Both the US and other countries have a stockpile of nuclear missiles to blow the entire world up 20 times" -- Something like that.

Well, after the first one, the rest wouldn't count.

Fletch XXX · 06-19-2003, 02:30 PM

InsaneMidget · 06-19-2003, 02:31 PM

DamageX · 06-19-2003, 02:34 PM

War doesn't decide who's right. War only decides who's left.

Ironhorse · 06-19-2003, 03:02 PM

Well, we'd go back to re-inventing the wheel I think..

AdultNex · 06-19-2003, 03:02 PM

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Originally posted by DamageX
War doesn't decide who's right. War only decides who's left.

ldinternet · 06-19-2003, 03:04 PM

Nice attempt at a long ass thread... let's see if it works.

Someone needs to get theking in here asap.

DamageX · 06-19-2003, 03:09 PM

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Originally posted by Ironhorse
Well, we'd go back to re-inventing the wheel I think..

Rest assured that there wouldn't be anyone left to invent anything. Let's just hope Dubya doesn't fall asleep with his hand on the red button.

FlyingIguana · 06-19-2003, 03:10 PM

nobody wins

69pornlinks · 06-19-2003, 03:13 PM

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Originally posted by DamageX

Rest assured that there wouldn't be anyone left to invent anything. Let's just hope Dubya doesn't fall asleep with his hand on the red button.

or chokes on a preztel and hits the red button when he tries to keep from falling

Libertine · 06-19-2003, 03:17 PM

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Originally posted by 69pornlinks

or chokes on a preztel and hits the red button when he tries to keep from falling

or just gets drunk and decides to have some fun

StuartD · 06-19-2003, 03:18 PM

dunno who'd win, but the Earth would lose.

Jakke PNG · 06-19-2003, 03:18 PM

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Originally posted by FlyingIguana
nobody wins

Well, hello to you too "Mr.the glass is half-empty".
Atleast the would be ridded of human pests.

Zebra · 06-19-2003, 03:18 PM

WOPR would win.

XxXotic · 06-19-2003, 03:22 PM

my anus wins mmmmm fajita's

DamageX · 06-19-2003, 03:22 PM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather

Well, hello to you too "Mr.the glass is half-empty".
Atleast the would be ridded of human pests.

...along with all other pests or non-pests.

<IMX> · 06-19-2003, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Colin
Global Thermonuclear War. Who would win?

Easy.
Roaches.
Next question.

69pornlinks · 06-19-2003, 06:36 PM

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Originally posted by punkworld

or just gets drunk and decides to have some fun

or while sitting on Daddy's Bush lap ask,"what's this"

Kimmykim · 06-19-2003, 06:39 PM

Hmm, I thought for sure that Silver would be a choice.

Ironhorse · 06-19-2003, 06:46 PM

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Originally posted by MaskedMan
dunno who'd win, but the Earth would lose.

Are you kidding me? The earth doesnt' care about some ants lighting matches. What a joke..

iroc409 · 06-19-2003, 06:47 PM

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Originally posted by Tala
Would you like to play a nice game of chess?

hahah... exactly what i was thinking

TheEnforcer · 06-19-2003, 07:43 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
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ADL Colin · 06-20-2003, 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironhorse

Are you kidding me? The earth doesnt' care about some ants lighting matches. What a joke..

At the risk of repeating myself,

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