Global Thermonuclear War. Who would win?
 

Global Thermonuclear War. Who would win?

The only way to win is not to play.

You forgot the option for "The Cockroaches".

Maybe :Graucho

Only the cockroaches, me and lil2rich4you would survive.

SARS and West nile virus would win!

Reality would be some chinese by sheer numbers and odds.

Ditka

Homer Simpson?

He's gotta be immune to radiation by now... :)

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And maybe a couple of da bears offensive line.

Colin, you already know the answer to that.
No one would win.

Oz

What's that saying?

"Both the US and other countries have a stockpile of nuclear missiles to blow the entire world up 20 times" -- Something like that.

Well, after the first one, the rest wouldn't count.

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fiji

War doesn't decide who's right. War only decides who's left.

Well, we'd go back to re-inventing the wheel I think..

:1orglaugh

Nice attempt at a long ass thread... let's see if it works.

Someone needs to get theking in here asap.

Rest assured that there wouldn't be anyone left to invent anything. Let's just hope Dubya doesn't fall asleep with his hand on the red button.

nobody wins

or chokes on a preztel and hits the red button when he tries to keep from falling

or just gets drunk and decides to have some fun :glugglug

dunno who'd win, but the Earth would lose.

Well, hello to you too "Mr.the glass is half-empty".
Atleast the would be ridded of human pests.

WOPR would win.

my anus wins mmmmm fajita's

...along with all other pests or non-pests.

Easy.
Roaches.
Next question.

or while sitting on Daddy's Bush lap ask,"what's this":glugglug

Hmm, I thought for sure that Silver would be a choice.

Are you kidding me? The earth doesnt' care about some ants lighting matches. What a joke..

hahah... exactly what i was thinking :)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:thumbsup

At the risk of repeating myself, :thumbsup