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Paul Markham · 06-13-2003, 10:42 PM

Come on give me your recommendations for Credit Card Processors.

ePassporte are useless, very few people will use them because of their charges and registering process. Plus they have still not sent me my automat card to debit MY MONEY from their account.

Plus Multicards who were working fine and we were taking orders on, suddenly stopped taking business from us and can not tell us why. They say we are still accepted and it all works. Even the technical support tells us this. Customers go to a "No more business from this account" page when they try to pay.

We want a good company who can take CC for diferent amounts.

IntenseCash · 06-13-2003, 10:43 PM

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Kimmykim · 06-13-2003, 10:53 PM

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Originally posted by charly
ePassporte are useless, very few people will use them because of their charges and registering process.

I'll let the 1500 new accounts from yesterday know to cancel then.

kristydoll · 06-13-2003, 11:02 PM

I use proBilling

never had any problems

BJ · 06-13-2003, 11:04 PM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim

I'll let the 1500 new accounts from yesterday know to cancel then.

Im sure more than 1500 people bought penis pills as well

Kimmykim · 06-13-2003, 11:06 PM

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Originally posted by PureMeds

Im sure more than 1500 people bought penis pills as well

Hhaha, perhaps, but not with ePassporte as of yet ;)

theking · 06-13-2003, 11:07 PM

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Originally posted by PureMeds

Im sure more than 1500 people bought penis pills as well

Point taken.

geps · 06-13-2003, 11:07 PM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim

I'll let the 1500 new accounts from yesterday know to cancel then.

being arrogant is not the way to win people's respect

Kimmykim · 06-13-2003, 11:08 PM

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Originally posted by geps

being arrogant is not the way to win people's respect

Sorry, you've confused me with someone who's actually playing your game.

theking · 06-13-2003, 11:12 PM

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Originally posted by geps

being arrogant is not the way to win people's respect

Or represent the business.

Ketadream · 06-13-2003, 11:18 PM

Kimmy I do have to say your CS department needs a bit of help, I emailed in..they thought I was an end user...I told them what I wanted way a payment processor/gateway...

He said OH he knows nothing about that, says he will forward me to the right people...

3 weeks later I still havent heard anything...

SleazyDream · 06-13-2003, 11:21 PM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim

I'll let the 1500 new accounts from yesterday know to cancel then.

now why do i think you're being sarcastic here?

Kimmykim · 06-13-2003, 11:22 PM

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Originally posted by theking

Or represent the business.

Shut up pathfinder.

Ketadream, email me -- [email protected] and I'll get you situated in between now and Monday afternoon with a contract, I'm not sure who you talked to or what email/number you used?

Sometimes things do fall through the cracks and I don't want to see you be one of them.

Kimmykim · 06-13-2003, 11:23 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream

now why do i think you're being sarcastic here?

LOL, I'm putting my car in drive now, I'm not being sarcastic.

Thwump!

BJ · 06-13-2003, 11:24 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream

now why do i think you're being sarcastic here?

id say its true... as im sure they know a bit about marketing

SleazyDream · 06-13-2003, 11:25 PM

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Originally posted by geps

being arrogant is not the way to win people's respect

obviously you're new to GFY. Please let me be your guide.
I'm sweet and innocent and I love GFY newbies.

Paul Markham · 06-13-2003, 11:25 PM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim

I'll let the 1500 new accounts from yesterday know to cancel then.

I only speak as I find.

The registration is a nightmare if you are not US based and able to access your CC acount online.

I'm getting complaints that you charge $5 per transaction.

Plus where is the automat card so I can get MY money?

SleazyDream · 06-13-2003, 11:27 PM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim

LOL, I'm putting my car in drive now, I'm not being sarcastic.

Thwump!

no no , not reverse! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Elephant_Gut · 06-13-2003, 11:27 PM

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SleazyDream · 06-13-2003, 11:28 PM

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Originally posted by PureMeds

id say its true... as im sure they know a bit about marketing

I wasn't questioning the numbers dipwad - i was questioning the fact that she was going to tell them all to cancel.

brothenberg · 06-13-2003, 11:38 PM

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Kimmykim · 06-13-2003, 11:38 PM

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Originally posted by charly
I only speak as I find.

The registration is a nightmare if you are not US based and able to access your CC acount online.

I'm getting complaints that you charge $5 per transaction.

Plus where is the automat card so I can get MY money?

We do NOT charge $5 per transaction, so I don't know where you are coming up with that statement.

The registration is getting simpler all the time but I don't think I'd call it a nitemare now. You are entitled to your opinion, I'm not going to say you are wrong in stating it.

I'm assuming you mean Electron card, did you request one? They generally take 10-14 days to get to where they are going.

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Kimmykim · 06-13-2003, 11:39 PM

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Originally posted by brothenberg
if your looking for an internet payment gateway, you can demo payready.net on the web.

Oh yes, it's 'summer job boy who just started monday and learned to spam adult message boards by thursday'

BJ · 06-13-2003, 11:40 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream

I wasn't questioning the numbers dipwad - i was questioning the fact that she was going to tell them all to cancel.

thanks for clarifying.... I owe you a cheeseburger

Toker · 06-13-2003, 11:42 PM

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Originally posted by charly
Come on give me your recommendations for Credit Card Processors.

ePassporte are useless, very few people will use them because of their charges and registering process. Plus they have still not sent me my automat card to debit MY MONEY from their account.

Plus Multicards who were working fine and we were taking orders on, suddenly stopped taking business from us and can not tell us why. They say we are still accepted and it all works. Even the technical support tells us this. Customers go to a "No more business from this account" page when they try to pay.

We want a good company who can take CC for diferent amounts.

Why fuck with the kids in the biz when ya have CCbill ???

Paul Markham · 06-13-2003, 11:47 PM

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Originally posted by Toker

Why fuck with the kids in the biz when ya have CCbill ???

CCBill want 15% and hold back 10%.

This is not a paysite, our charge back level is 0.025%

BJ · 06-13-2003, 11:51 PM

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Originally posted by charly
CCBill want 15% and hold back 10%.

This is not a paysite, our charge back level is 0.025%

so get a merchant account and stfu

jact · 06-13-2003, 11:54 PM

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Originally posted by charly
CCBill want 15% and hold back 10%.

This is not a paysite, our charge back level is 0.025%

Cost of doing business. Why not get a merchant account? I'm sure you're doing the 50k/month as required by NetBilling....

(Least you brag enough to make us think you are)

jact · 06-13-2003, 11:56 PM

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Originally posted by PureMeds

so get a merchant account and stfu

Do penis pills really work?

BJ · 06-13-2003, 11:59 PM

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Originally posted by jact

Do penis pills really work?

how would I know?

Fletch XXX · 06-13-2003, 11:59 PM

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Originally posted by charly
I only speak as I find.

The registration is a nightmare if you are not US based and able to access your CC acount online.

I'm getting complaints that you charge $5 per transaction.

Plus where is the automat card so I can get MY money?

I signed up with them only within the last couple days, and I don't handle this part of my operation, But if I understand it correctly, its 5 bucks everytime you add money to your ePassport, not really each Transaction, just when you add mney.

im not 100% though, I havent fooled with it much yet.

geps · 06-13-2003, 11:59 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream

obviously you're new to GFY. Please let me be your guide.
I'm sweet and innocent and I love GFY newbies.

Paul Markham · 06-13-2003, 11:59 PM

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We do NOT charge $5 per transaction, so I don't know where you are coming up with that statement.

I sent you one of the emails I got saying you do, it's the clients who think this.

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The registration is getting simpler all the time but I don't think I'd call it a nitemare now. You are entitled to your opinion, I'm not going to say you are wrong in stating it.

Good, but again this is what clients are saying. Is it still a US dollar amount that has to be verified in two days?

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I'm assuming you mean Electron card, did you request one? They generally take 10-14 days to get to where they are going.

I have requested one, but I think you need to assume that new merchants will have one and at least tell them very clearly they will not get one unless they do request it. Or just include it in the package. I asked head office to send it by Fed Ex.

I think ePassporte will be good, but they need to be pushed into getting the system a lot more user friendly. We have accounts that heve spent thousands of dollars over the last year who do not want to use ePassporte.

jact · 06-14-2003, 12:00 AM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX

I signed up with them only within the last couple days, and I don't handle this part of my operation, But if I understand it correctly, its 5 bucks everytime you add money to your ePassport, not really each Transaction, just when you add mney.

im not 100% though, I havent fooled with it much yet.

Unless it's changed, it's $5 for every portion of $100. So if you load $101, you pay $10, if you load $99.99, it's $5. It isn't when you spend, it's when you load....

Paul Markham · 06-14-2003, 12:05 AM

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Originally posted by jact

Cost of doing business. Why not get a merchant account? I'm sure you're doing the 50k/month as required by NetBilling....

(Least you brag enough to make us think you are)

I tried to, bloody nightmare dealing with them and in the end they wanted 2 years US tax returns and the $1950 for being a hi-risk business. I have a US corperation, US residency. But I do not pay US taxes.

Why do they require you to stay under 1% and want to call you Hi-Risk? Oh yes they want to $1950.

I make £2.50 a good month.

jact · 06-14-2003, 12:09 AM

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Originally posted by charly
I tried to, bloody nightmare dealing with them and in the end they wanted 2 years US tax returns and the $1950 for being a hi-risk business. I have a US corperation, US residency. But I do not pay US taxes.

Why do they require you to stay under 1% and want to call you Hi-Risk? Oh yes they want to $1950.

I make £2.50 a good month.

If you don't offer downloadable content, you aren't high risk.

Don't know if anyone told you that part.

Paul Markham · 06-14-2003, 12:10 AM

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Originally posted by jact

Unless it's changed, it's $5 for every portion of $100. So if you load $101, you pay $10, if you load $99.99, it's $5. It isn't when you spend, it's when you load....

So some one spending $500 with us is really spending $525 and we are getting $460 I think it's the right comission level 8%

Comments KK?

Kimmykim · 06-14-2003, 12:11 AM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX

I signed up with them only within the last couple days, and I don't handle this part of my operation, But if I understand it correctly, its 5 bucks everytime you add money to your ePassport, not really each Transaction, just when you add mney.

im not 100% though, I havent fooled with it much yet.

The initial load fee is $5, to reload is not $5 for every reload.

Charly, you can deal with the 'head office' if you'd prefer. You are entitled to your negative opinions, that's certainly your right. You sent me emails saying all kinds of things, some of which were valid and some of which had no basis upon inspection. I'm not going to get into an argument with you tonite, I simply don't feel the need to do so.

jact · 06-14-2003, 12:13 AM

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Originally posted by charly
So some one spending $500 with us is really spending $525 and we are getting $460 I think it's the right comission level 8%

Comments KK?

They aren't "spending" $525, they're "spending" $500, the fees of using the service for the end user are $25 on that amount. This is clearly outlined in the user agreement. If they don't like it, they can use your other processors.

8% is extremely fair for fees, iBill is charging what, 17.5% now? 8% is something I would gladly factor into my bottom line.

Be glad you have options here Paul, some people have fewer then you do.

Paul Markham · 06-14-2003, 12:14 AM

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Originally posted by jact

If you don't offer downloadable content, you aren't high risk.

Don't know if anyone told you that part.

We told them it was deleivered on CD and we were selling the license that has to be signed and returned to us.

Kimmykim · 06-14-2003, 12:14 AM

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Originally posted by jact

Unless it's changed, it's $5 for every portion of $100. So if you load $101, you pay $10, if you load $99.99, it's $5. It isn't when you spend, it's when you load....

Loads are in increments of $50 currently

jact · 06-14-2003, 12:15 AM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim

The initial load fee is $5, to reload is not $5 for every reload.

Is that new? That isn't what your website said last I read it..

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FEES OF EPASSPORTE PERSONAL ACCOUNT
Load/Reload Fee $5 per $100 or portion thereof

Is this wrong?

jact · 06-14-2003, 12:16 AM

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Originally posted by charly
We told them it was deleivered on CD and we were selling the license that has to be signed and returned to us.

Who were you dealing with? That isn't high risk from what every single merchant service provider has told me....

jact · 06-14-2003, 12:17 AM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim

Loads are in increments of $50 currently

Mind if I ask why? That could be a really big deterant to using the system IMO.....

Kimmykim · 06-14-2003, 12:23 AM

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Originally posted by jact

Mind if I ask why? That could be a really big deterant to using the system IMO.....

It's something that keeps getting tossed around - if it does prove to be a deterrent it will be adjusted really quickly --

jact · 06-14-2003, 12:26 AM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim

It's something that keeps getting tossed around - if it does prove to be a deterrent it will be adjusted really quickly --

It'd deter me, since I get shafted on exchange and having anything more then the exact dollar amount in thre is a waste of exchange.. Might be a good idea for americans, but.....

Paul Markham · 06-14-2003, 12:29 AM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim

The initial load fee is $5, to reload is not $5 for every reload.

Charly, you can deal with the 'head office' if you'd prefer. You are entitled to your negative opinions, that's certainly your right. You sent me emails saying all kinds of things, some of which were valid and some of which had no basis upon inspection. I'm not going to get into an argument with you tonite, I simply don't feel the need to do so.

They were emails from clients, i think you should look at the way you present your service, because this is the opinion that THEY have of the service. It's not my "nagative opinions" it's theres that's the the problem. I think this thread is showing you what we think your service is offering. This is good, it shows you just need to make itt clearer.

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Who were you dealing with? That isn't high risk from what every single merchant service provider has told me....

NetBilling wanted the $1950 before we even started the process and eMerchant.com.

SleazyDream · 06-14-2003, 12:29 AM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim

I'm not going to get into an argument with you tonite, I simply don't feel the need to do so.

are you OK? You must be feeling sick?

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