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beemk · 06-13-2003, 07:03 PM

I'm going to Amsterdam on Sunday. Anyone want to meet up? Or does anyone know what kind of stuff there is to do there? I drink but I dont do drugs and i dont pay for sex. Any suggestions?

detoxed · 06-13-2003, 08:28 PM

you are in amsterdam, pay for sex and get high

Spunky · 06-13-2003, 08:31 PM

Its too bad ..we could have taken a nice scroll down the red district,get fucked cheap, and then go down to the park and shoot smack with the other tourists.Then finally off to the hash bars and vegetate with some more tourists.

beemk · 06-13-2003, 08:38 PM

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Originally posted by detoxed
pay for sex

you mean pay for aids? i can get sex for free no need to pay.

BV · 06-13-2003, 08:44 PM

tai massage is always a safe bet

or have a taxi driver take you for a free ride to "yap yum"

Marcus · 06-13-2003, 08:45 PM

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Originally posted by beemk

you mean pay for aids? i can get sex for free no need to pay.

You can't catch anything from the hookers in amsterdam, they make you wear rubbers for everything, including bj's.

BV · 06-13-2003, 08:47 PM

TheEnforcer · 06-13-2003, 08:48 PM

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Originally posted by BV
tai massage is always a safe bet

or have a taxi driver take you for a free ride to "yap yum"

Yap yum??

What the heck is yap yum??

BV · 06-13-2003, 08:56 PM

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Originally posted by TheEnforcer

Yap yum?? What the heck is yap yum??

It's a hi dollar whore house outside of the red light district. Nice classy rooms with hot tubs, etc etc.....

Used to be 300 guilders to get in (included all u can drink in their bar)

Once you find a nice girl then u can pay more to take her upstairs.

Any taxi in Amsterdam will take you there for free.

I believe there is one in Rotterdam as well.

Cheers,
BV

BV · 06-13-2003, 08:58 PM

http://www.yabyum.nl/

crescentx · 06-13-2003, 09:03 PM

OK, Amsterdam isn't the United States. Prostitution - heh - sex in general - is legal, open, accepted, as it is in most of Europe. Of course, don't be stupid, but Amsterdam is the second best city in the world I've ever been to.

The Dutch are incredible educated - most of the ones we met spoke eight languages fluently. There doesn't seem to be a specific red light district (the guides will tell you otherwise) - the whole city tends to phase in and out of it throughout.

I don't know how it works from the straight side (I'm gay), but am told that as we experienced Hamburg and Berlin (Germany) are the best adult-oriented scenes in Europe. (Speaking German especially in Berlin is imp, I learned in school how to embarass myself thouroughly with formal German lol) Germany is even more loose than the Dutch as far as sex, and when they get liquor in them, well, you'll see things you've never seen. I've seen five drunk lesbians dancing and throwing shotglasses in Cologne (Germany), guys who were so drunk they could barely sit on their barstools singing to American songs (they didn't speak English), hustlers showing their anatomy in bars...Europe as a whole (except Italy, shreeek) including the UK is much more sexual than the US. Definitely the best times of our life. You can't even smoke in bars here much less buy the entire bar a round (that got expensive) or buy the bartender a drink.

Life's good there. Enjoy, Europe kicks major ass, my fav place in the world, planning to move there.

-doug

beemk · 06-13-2003, 09:43 PM

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Originally posted by Marcus

You can't catch anything from the hookers in amsterdam, they make you wear rubbers for everything, including bj's.

theres still chances of catching stds when you wear a rubber.

BRISK · 06-13-2003, 11:06 PM

Drink Heineken and go on the Heineken brewery tour.

Eat dutch cheese.

Sit in a cafe on the edge of one of the canals and have some lunch and just chill.

Go to the Rijks museum

Go on a canal cruise around amsterdam

Amsterdam is much more than sex and weed.

mule · 06-13-2003, 11:11 PM

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Originally posted by BRISK
Drink Heineken and go on the Heineken brewery tour.

Eat dutch cheese.

Sit in a cafe on the edge of one of the canals and have some lunch and just chill.

Go to the Rijks museum

Go on a canal cruise around amsterdam

Amsterdam is much more than sex and weed.

Yeah

BRISK · 06-13-2003, 11:14 PM

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Originally posted by mule

Yeah

Oh yeah!

foe · 06-13-2003, 11:15 PM

have fun

Glass Fantasy · 06-13-2003, 11:20 PM

again, yeah..what BRISK said.

The women are gorgeous.

Definately go to a club/bar at night. If there is a line, it's very easy to tip the bouncers and slip in. Hand them around 10 euros, say "I'll be back", come back a minute later, and get slipped in quick like.
Eat at the places at Rembrant Square directly across from Coffeeshop Smokey.

beemk · 06-13-2003, 11:42 PM

thanks everyone, im definitely going to have to go to the heineken brewery. one of my fav beers.

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beemk CLICK HERE Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 20,829	Amsterdam.... I'm going to Amsterdam on Sunday. Anyone want to meet up? Or does anyone know what kind of stuff there is to do there? I drink but I dont do drugs and i dont pay for sex. Any suggestions? __________________ I host with Vacares

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Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,944	Its too bad ..we could have taken a nice scroll down the red district,get fucked cheap, and then go down to the park and shoot smack with the other tourists.Then finally off to the hash bars and vegetate with some more tourists. __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

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crescentx Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 317	OK, Amsterdam isn't the United States. Prostitution - heh - sex in general - is legal, open, accepted, as it is in most of Europe. Of course, don't be stupid, but Amsterdam is the second best city in the world I've ever been to. The Dutch are incredible educated - most of the ones we met spoke eight languages fluently. There doesn't seem to be a specific red light district (the guides will tell you otherwise) - the whole city tends to phase in and out of it throughout. I don't know how it works from the straight side (I'm gay), but am told that as we experienced Hamburg and Berlin (Germany) are the best adult-oriented scenes in Europe. (Speaking German especially in Berlin is imp, I learned in school how to embarass myself thouroughly with formal German lol) Germany is even more loose than the Dutch as far as sex, and when they get liquor in them, well, you'll see things you've never seen. I've seen five drunk lesbians dancing and throwing shotglasses in Cologne (Germany), guys who were so drunk they could barely sit on their barstools singing to American songs (they didn't speak English), hustlers showing their anatomy in bars...Europe as a whole (except Italy, shreeek) including the UK is much more sexual than the US. Definitely the best times of our life. You can't even smoke in bars here much less buy the entire bar a round (that got expensive) or buy the bartender a drink. Life's good there. Enjoy, Europe kicks major ass, my fav place in the world, planning to move there. -doug __________________ XYCash International Gay Affiliate Program

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BRISK Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,240	Drink Heineken and go on the Heineken brewery tour. Eat dutch cheese. Sit in a cafe on the edge of one of the canals and have some lunch and just chill. Go to the Rijks museum Go on a canal cruise around amsterdam Amsterdam is much more than sex and weed. __________________ I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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Glass Fantasy Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 259	again, yeah..what BRISK said. The women are gorgeous. Definately go to a club/bar at night. If there is a line, it's very easy to tip the bouncers and slip in. Hand them around 10 euros, say "I'll be back", come back a minute later, and get slipped in quick like. Eat at the places at Rembrant Square directly across from Coffeeshop Smokey.