Do You Know Where Oil Comes From? - GoFuckYourself.com

Pete · 06-13-2003, 03:36 PM

Oil comes from the ground which is a natural resource. Do you know what natural ingredients oil is made up of?

If you know the answer than you win a hero cookie, if no one guesses than I'll give the answer.

directfiesta · 06-13-2003, 03:37 PM

Iraq ???

MattO · 06-13-2003, 03:38 PM

corpses

J-Reel · 06-13-2003, 03:39 PM

What's a Hero Cookie?

loverboy · 06-13-2003, 03:41 PM

Fossils --- remains of dead plants and animals buried millions of years ago.

demented · 06-13-2003, 03:41 PM

Coal or something..

Pete · 06-13-2003, 03:44 PM

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Fossils --- remains of dead plants and animals buried millions of years ago.

Good boy, you win. (Fossil Fuel)

Now did we all learn something?

Bobby Fissure · 06-13-2003, 03:47 PM

All of the world's oil comes from Christina Aguilera's hair.

[illnet]-Romeo · 06-13-2003, 03:49 PM

whales

funkmaster · 06-13-2003, 03:54 PM

Brujah · 06-13-2003, 03:56 PM

And that is why we have the burial ritual. Long ago an alien race came to our planet and seeded it with animals and plants. They experimented with dna mutation to create man, in order for man to learn the burial customs that would someday create enormous oil reserves for the day they would return to harvest the oil from the planet.

rooster · 06-13-2003, 03:57 PM

mexicans hair

SpaceAce · 06-13-2003, 04:08 PM

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Originally posted by Brujah
And that is why we have the burial ritual. Long ago an alien race came to our planet and seeded it with animals and plants. They experimented with dna mutation to create man, in order for man to learn the burial customs that would someday create enormous oil reserves for the day they would return to harvest the oil from the planet.

Apparently their planning commission fucked up because we've just about used it all up.

SpaceAce

grogan · 06-13-2003, 04:48 PM

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Originally posted by Pete

Good boy, you win. (Fossil Fuel)

Now did we all learn something?

everyone learned that in 2nd grade at the latest

Brujah · 06-13-2003, 04:52 PM

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Originally posted by SpaceAce

Apparently their planning commission fucked up because we've just about used it all up.

SpaceAce

They ran into some trouble on their way back.. when they get home and find someone's been drinking all the cold beer, they're gonna be pissed.

SABAI · 06-13-2003, 04:57 PM

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Originally posted by loverboy
Fossils --- remains of dead plants and animals buried millions of years ago.

well i learnt this in school when i was twelve years old .

cannot believe people think of this as a challenging question

pimplink · 06-13-2003, 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by Pete
Oil comes from the ground which is a natural resource. Do you know what natural ingredients oil is made up of?

If you know the answer than you win a hero cookie, if no one guesses than I'll give the answer.

Decomposed plants from Millions of Years ago. The earth used to be covered in Fern forests.

foe · 06-13-2003, 05:35 PM

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Originally posted by Romeo_CandidCam
whales

and baby seals

foe · 06-13-2003, 05:36 PM

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Originally posted by SpaceAce

Apparently their planning commission fucked up because we've just about used it all up.

SpaceAce

Dont count on it, there is still plenty left

TheFLY · 06-13-2003, 07:05 PM

God invented it.

helis · 06-13-2003, 07:38 PM

bah my oil in my car is fully man made no in perfections nothing but pure lube......blah blah blah

sorry couldnt be bothered finishing lol

time for golf!

Centurion · 06-13-2003, 11:01 PM

teenage skin!

foe · 06-13-2003, 11:01 PM

GrimShawn · 06-13-2003, 11:02 PM

foe · 06-13-2003, 11:03 PM

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Originally posted by GrimShawn

mastamindz · 06-13-2003, 11:06 PM

oil is produced by upgrading a molasses-like substance called bitumen. The process involves mining, extracting and upgrading the bitumen

06-13-2003, 11:41 PM

3 trillion $ of oil in iraq must be a few gazillion fossils

Bobby Fissure · 06-13-2003, 11:47 PM

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Originally posted by mastamindz
The process involves mining, extracting and upgrading the bitumen

The bitumen should sue for racism.

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buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	3 trillion $ of oil in iraq must be a few gazillion fossils