Bush crashes on Segway - GoFuckYourself.com

nocostporn · 06-13-2003, 11:42 AM

the story isn't the funny part,theres a picture of him flying over the handle bars on AOL...somebody find it elsewhere

KENNEBUNKPORT, Maine (June 13) - President Bush opened a long weekend of golf and fishing Friday by hooking his first drive into a riverbank. He found his stroke on his second try, cheered by his father, who proclaimed it a ''good ball!''

Father and son left their family's coastal compound just after dawn, taking a mini-motorcade to nearby Cape Arundel Golf Club, where they have been golfing for years. The first President Bush drove their golf cart up to the first tee, the current president riding shotgun with his feet up on the dash. ''Good morning, everybody!'' he said to a group of reporters.

The father-son pair took a couple of warm-up drives, neither pleased with the results. ''Reload,'' George H.W. Bush mumbled after his first drive. His son's first shot followed a hard arc to the left into the mud along the Kennebunk River. The second shot was long and straight. They were joined by club pro Ken Raynor and by Mark Plummer, a multiple winner of Maine's amateur championship.

Two Bush siblings, Dorothy Koch and Marvin Bush, played separately, and the family converged at the 18th hole after an unusually long round by Bush standards - more than two hours. President Bush tried to use body English to ease his last putt into the hole, but it didn't work.

Their scores weren't known, but the elder Bush said ''It's not all about winning'' as he walked off the last green.

Three generations of Bushes were spending Father's Day weekend at Walker's Point, the family's estate here along Atlantic coastline.

It won't all be rest and relaxation. Bush gets regular daily briefings on pressing matters whenever he spends his time away from the White House. This weekend, salvaging Mideast peace looms large. But Bush ignored a reporter's question about that.

The emphasis was decidedly on unwinding here during a weekend in which the family was celebrating the 79th birthday of the first President Bush.

Arriving at the family's oceanside estate, the younger Bush quickly shed the suit and tie for casual wear, grabbed a tennis racket and whacked an orange ball for dog Spot to fetch. The president was still clutching the racket when he boarded a Segway, a standup, motorized scooter that resembles a push lawnmower.

The Segway went down on Bush's first attempt, but he stayed on his feet with a flying leap over the machine. Undeterred, he got on again. His father climbed on a second Segway and they cruised around the driveway at the estate at Walker's Point.

The president's twins, Jenna and Barbara, and former first lady Barbara Bush all took turns on the Segways. Earlier Thursday, first lady Laura Bush, the twins and the former president took a cruise in a white powerboat.

The stay in Kennebunkport was only the most recent long weekend of relaxation Bush has taken since the Iraq war. He has had three long weekends at his Crawford, Texas, ranch since mid-April.

XYCash · 06-13-2003, 11:50 AM

Amputate Your Head · 06-13-2003, 11:50 AM

quiet · 06-13-2003, 11:51 AM

ahaha

stevecore · 06-13-2003, 11:51 AM

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Originally posted by XYCash

he should of just stuck to riding his pretty blue bike with the pink seat cover.

nocostporn · 06-13-2003, 11:53 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

timeline is only funny when it's relevant big guy

pimplink · 06-13-2003, 11:53 AM

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Originally posted by nocostporn

timeline is only funny when it's relevant big guy

Mr.Fiction · 06-13-2003, 11:55 AM

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Originally posted by nocostporn

timeline is only funny when it's relevant big guy

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=142526

Amputate Your Head · 06-13-2003, 11:55 AM

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Originally posted by nocostporn

timeline is only funny when it's relevant big guy

this GW / Segway shit was posted yesterday Mr. Observant.

nocostporn · 06-13-2003, 11:58 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

this GW / Segway shit was posted yesterday Mr. Observant.

so I missed a thread on GFY about news that happened yesterday? GOD DAMN,somebody buy me a newspaper..fuck outta here

Even if I did see it,I'd STILL make my own thread about it...that's how fuckin special I'm feeling right now..bitch

Amputate Your Head · 06-13-2003, 11:59 AM

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Originally posted by nocostporn

so I missed a thread on GFY about news that happened yesterday? GOD DAMN,somebody buy me a newspaper..fuck outta here

Even if I did see it,I'd STILL make my own thread about it...that's how fuckin special I'm feeling right now..bitch

hahahaha.... owned

foolio · 06-13-2003, 12:00 PM

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Originally posted by nocostporn

so I missed a thread on GFY about news that happened yesterday? GOD DAMN,somebody buy me a newspaper..fuck outta here

Even if I did see it,I'd STILL make my own thread about it...that's how fuckin special I'm feeling right now..bitch

lol, nice try there! Keep talking, its funny....

pimplink · 06-13-2003, 12:01 PM

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Originally posted by nocostporn

so I missed a thread on GFY about news that happened yesterday? GOD DAMN,somebody buy me a newspaper..fuck outta here

Even if I did see it,I'd STILL make my own thread about it...that's how fuckin special I'm feeling right now..bitch

nocostporn · 06-13-2003, 12:01 PM

i hate you guys

lawked · 06-13-2003, 12:02 PM

They should have Segways at golf courses.

stevecore · 06-13-2003, 12:05 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

hahahaha.... owned

Amputate Your Head · 06-13-2003, 12:06 PM

Martin · 06-13-2003, 12:07 PM

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Originally posted by XYCash

What a goofy President

quiet · 06-13-2003, 12:07 PM

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Originally posted by lawked
They should have Segways at golf courses.

they had someone from segway on squawkbox yesterday - that is there next project, segways that can carry you and your clubs...

Amputate Your Head · 06-13-2003, 12:08 PM

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Originally posted by stevecore

hahaha holy shit.... that fucker got seriously owned....

quiet · 06-13-2003, 12:08 PM

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Originally posted by stevecore

damn. that's owned.

FillmoreSlim · 06-13-2003, 12:08 PM

Ever seen somebody ride one of these for the first time? Even Joan Lunden figured the dame thing out.

loverboy · 06-13-2003, 12:09 PM

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Originally posted by XYCash

haha... assasination plot or what?

FillmoreSlim · 06-13-2003, 12:09 PM

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Originally posted by nocostporn
The Segway went down on Bush's first attempt, but he stayed on his feet with a flying leap over the machine. Undeterred, he got on again. His father climbed on a second Segway and they cruised around the driveway at the estate at Walker's Point.

How old is Sr.?

stevecore · 06-13-2003, 12:10 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

hahaha holy shit.... that fucker got seriously owned....

made that one mahself... still trying to find the one of the mom holding the lil girl getting hit "owned" one... ever seen it?

Amputate Your Head · 06-13-2003, 12:44 PM

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Originally posted by stevecore

made that one mahself... still trying to find the one of the mom holding the lil girl getting hit "owned" one... ever seen it?

don't remember seeing that one....

but I got this

"Owned" ocean style.

nocostporn · 06-13-2003, 12:50 PM

stevecore · 06-13-2003, 12:52 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

don't remember seeing that one....

but I got this

"Owned" ocean style.

NIIIIIICE! *right click save*

just got this one...

slaphappy · 06-13-2003, 01:01 PM

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Originally posted by FillmoreSlim

How old is Sr.?

79

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nocostporn Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Maryland Posts: 5,228	Bush crashes on Segway the story isn't the funny part,theres a picture of him flying over the handle bars on AOL...somebody find it elsewhere KENNEBUNKPORT, Maine (June 13) - President Bush opened a long weekend of golf and fishing Friday by hooking his first drive into a riverbank. He found his stroke on his second try, cheered by his father, who proclaimed it a ''good ball!'' Father and son left their family's coastal compound just after dawn, taking a mini-motorcade to nearby Cape Arundel Golf Club, where they have been golfing for years. The first President Bush drove their golf cart up to the first tee, the current president riding shotgun with his feet up on the dash. ''Good morning, everybody!'' he said to a group of reporters. The father-son pair took a couple of warm-up drives, neither pleased with the results. ''Reload,'' George H.W. Bush mumbled after his first drive. His son's first shot followed a hard arc to the left into the mud along the Kennebunk River. The second shot was long and straight. They were joined by club pro Ken Raynor and by Mark Plummer, a multiple winner of Maine's amateur championship. Two Bush siblings, Dorothy Koch and Marvin Bush, played separately, and the family converged at the 18th hole after an unusually long round by Bush standards - more than two hours. President Bush tried to use body English to ease his last putt into the hole, but it didn't work. Their scores weren't known, but the elder Bush said ''It's not all about winning'' as he walked off the last green. Three generations of Bushes were spending Father's Day weekend at Walker's Point, the family's estate here along Atlantic coastline. It won't all be rest and relaxation. Bush gets regular daily briefings on pressing matters whenever he spends his time away from the White House. This weekend, salvaging Mideast peace looms large. But Bush ignored a reporter's question about that. The emphasis was decidedly on unwinding here during a weekend in which the family was celebrating the 79th birthday of the first President Bush. Arriving at the family's oceanside estate, the younger Bush quickly shed the suit and tie for casual wear, grabbed a tennis racket and whacked an orange ball for dog Spot to fetch. The president was still clutching the racket when he boarded a Segway, a standup, motorized scooter that resembles a push lawnmower. The Segway went down on Bush's first attempt, but he stayed on his feet with a flying leap over the machine. Undeterred, he got on again. His father climbed on a second Segway and they cruised around the driveway at the estate at Walker's Point. The president's twins, Jenna and Barbara, and former first lady Barbara Bush all took turns on the Segways. Earlier Thursday, first lady Laura Bush, the twins and the former president took a cruise in a white powerboat. The stay in Kennebunkport was only the most recent long weekend of relaxation Bush has taken since the Iraq war. He has had three long weekends at his Crawford, Texas, ranch since mid-April. __________________ CashTheChecks.com -coming soon- "Exclusive sites for Exclusive Webmasters" ICQ-119966868,add me first don't message

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