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nocostporn 06-13-2003 11:42 AM

Bush crashes on Segway
 
:1orglaugh the story isn't the funny part,theres a picture of him flying over the handle bars on AOL...somebody find it elsewhere





KENNEBUNKPORT, Maine (June 13) - President Bush opened a long weekend of golf and fishing Friday by hooking his first drive into a riverbank. He found his stroke on his second try, cheered by his father, who proclaimed it a ''good ball!''

Father and son left their family's coastal compound just after dawn, taking a mini-motorcade to nearby Cape Arundel Golf Club, where they have been golfing for years. The first President Bush drove their golf cart up to the first tee, the current president riding shotgun with his feet up on the dash. ''Good morning, everybody!'' he said to a group of reporters.

The father-son pair took a couple of warm-up drives, neither pleased with the results. ''Reload,'' George H.W. Bush mumbled after his first drive. His son's first shot followed a hard arc to the left into the mud along the Kennebunk River. The second shot was long and straight. They were joined by club pro Ken Raynor and by Mark Plummer, a multiple winner of Maine's amateur championship.

Two Bush siblings, Dorothy Koch and Marvin Bush, played separately, and the family converged at the 18th hole after an unusually long round by Bush standards - more than two hours. President Bush tried to use body English to ease his last putt into the hole, but it didn't work.

Their scores weren't known, but the elder Bush said ''It's not all about winning'' as he walked off the last green.

Three generations of Bushes were spending Father's Day weekend at Walker's Point, the family's estate here along Atlantic coastline.

It won't all be rest and relaxation. Bush gets regular daily briefings on pressing matters whenever he spends his time away from the White House. This weekend, salvaging Mideast peace looms large. But Bush ignored a reporter's question about that.

The emphasis was decidedly on unwinding here during a weekend in which the family was celebrating the 79th birthday of the first President Bush.

Arriving at the family's oceanside estate, the younger Bush quickly shed the suit and tie for casual wear, grabbed a tennis racket and whacked an orange ball for dog Spot to fetch. The president was still clutching the racket when he boarded a Segway, a standup, motorized scooter that resembles a push lawnmower.

The Segway went down on Bush's first attempt, but he stayed on his feet with a flying leap over the machine. Undeterred, he got on again. His father climbed on a second Segway and they cruised around the driveway at the estate at Walker's Point.

The president's twins, Jenna and Barbara, and former first lady Barbara Bush all took turns on the Segways. Earlier Thursday, first lady Laura Bush, the twins and the former president took a cruise in a white powerboat.

The stay in Kennebunkport was only the most recent long weekend of relaxation Bush has taken since the Iraq war. He has had three long weekends at his Crawford, Texas, ranch since mid-April.

XYCash 06-13-2003 11:50 AM

http://www.boyorgasm.com/bush.jpg :1orglaugh

Amputate Your Head 06-13-2003 11:50 AM

http://www.ampiezza.com/stuff/timeline.jpg

quiet 06-13-2003 11:51 AM

ahaha

stevecore 06-13-2003 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by XYCash
http://www.boyorgasm.com/bush.jpg :1orglaugh
he should of just stuck to riding his pretty blue bike with the pink seat cover.

nocostporn 06-13-2003 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
http://www.ampiezza.com/stuff/timeline.jpg
timeline is only funny when it's relevant big guy

pimplink 06-13-2003 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nocostporn


timeline is only funny when it's relevant big guy


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Mr.Fiction 06-13-2003 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nocostporn


timeline is only funny when it's relevant big guy

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=142526

Amputate Your Head 06-13-2003 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nocostporn


timeline is only funny when it's relevant big guy

this GW / Segway shit was posted yesterday Mr. Observant.

nocostporn 06-13-2003 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


this GW / Segway shit was posted yesterday Mr. Observant.


so I missed a thread on GFY about news that happened yesterday? GOD DAMN,somebody buy me a newspaper..fuck outta here


Even if I did see it,I'd STILL make my own thread about it...that's how fuckin special I'm feeling right now..bitch

Amputate Your Head 06-13-2003 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nocostporn



so I missed a thread on GFY about news that happened yesterday? GOD DAMN,somebody buy me a newspaper..fuck outta here


Even if I did see it,I'd STILL make my own thread about it...that's how fuckin special I'm feeling right now..bitch

hahahaha.... owned :)

foolio 06-13-2003 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nocostporn



so I missed a thread on GFY about news that happened yesterday? GOD DAMN,somebody buy me a newspaper..fuck outta here


Even if I did see it,I'd STILL make my own thread about it...that's how fuckin special I'm feeling right now..bitch


lol, nice try there! Keep talking, its funny....

pimplink 06-13-2003 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nocostporn



so I missed a thread on GFY about news that happened yesterday? GOD DAMN,somebody buy me a newspaper..fuck outta here


Even if I did see it,I'd STILL make my own thread about it...that's how fuckin special I'm feeling right now..bitch

http://www.raceworx.com/funnypics/owned%20bull

nocostporn 06-13-2003 12:01 PM

i hate you guys :(

lawked 06-13-2003 12:02 PM

They should have Segways at golf courses. :glugglug

stevecore 06-13-2003 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


hahahaha.... owned :)

http://maxhardcore.com/steve/owned.jpg

Amputate Your Head 06-13-2003 12:06 PM

http://www.ampiezza.com/stuff/owned2.jpg

Martin 06-13-2003 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by XYCash
http://www.boyorgasm.com/bush.jpg :1orglaugh
What a goofy President :1orglaugh

quiet 06-13-2003 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lawked
They should have Segways at golf courses. :glugglug
they had someone from segway on squawkbox yesterday - that is there next project, segways that can carry you and your clubs...

Amputate Your Head 06-13-2003 12:08 PM

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Originally posted by stevecore


http://maxhardcore.com/steve/owned.jpg

hahaha holy shit.... that fucker got seriously owned.... :1orglaugh

quiet 06-13-2003 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stevecore


http://maxhardcore.com/steve/owned.jpg

damn. that's owned.

FillmoreSlim 06-13-2003 12:08 PM

Ever seen somebody ride one of these for the first time? Even Joan Lunden figured the dame thing out.

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...3154296905.jpg

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...3423567912.jpg

loverboy 06-13-2003 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by XYCash
http://www.boyorgasm.com/bush.jpg :1orglaugh
haha... assasination plot or what?

FillmoreSlim 06-13-2003 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nocostporn
The Segway went down on Bush's first attempt, but he stayed on his feet with a flying leap over the machine. Undeterred, he got on again. His father climbed on a second Segway and they cruised around the driveway at the estate at Walker's Point.
How old is Sr.?

stevecore 06-13-2003 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


hahaha holy shit.... that fucker got seriously owned.... :1orglaugh

made that one mahself... still trying to find the one of the mom holding the lil girl getting hit "owned" one... ever seen it?

Amputate Your Head 06-13-2003 12:44 PM

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Originally posted by stevecore


made that one mahself... still trying to find the one of the mom holding the lil girl getting hit "owned" one... ever seen it?

don't remember seeing that one....

but I got this

http://www.ampiezza.com/stuff/owned3.jpg

"Owned" ocean style. :)

nocostporn 06-13-2003 12:50 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
http://www.maxhardcore.com/steve/owned.gif

stevecore 06-13-2003 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


don't remember seeing that one....

but I got this

http://www.ampiezza.com/stuff/owned3.jpg

"Owned" ocean style. :)

NIIIIIICE! *right click save*

just got this one...

http://maxhardcore.com/steve/owned2.bmp

slaphappy 06-13-2003 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FillmoreSlim


How old is Sr.?


79


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