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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Deep With In Your Mind
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![]() Boy Scouts, Lawyers, And Priests
Three Boy Scouts, a lawyer, a priest, and a pilot are in a plane that is about to crash. The pilot says "Well, we only have 3 parachutes, let's give them to the 3 Boy Scouts. They are young and have their whole lives in front of them" The lawyer says "Fuck the Boy Scouts!" The priest says, "Do we have time?" ![]() ![]() Sorry about this one Oz |
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Sin City
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2 pedophiles are on a beach, and the one pedophile says to the other pedophile, " Hey you! Get outta my son!"
son=sun Better said then written. |
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Join Date: Jan 2001
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Get visual for this one to work....
Imagine someone standing behind you, with an arm reaching under your arm and with the hand behind your neck... What is that called? A Half-Nelson What is it called with both arms are in that position behind you? A Full-Nelson What is it called when both arms are reaching under your armpits, hands on your neck, while the person is bumping & grinding on your rump? A Father-Nelson
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Investor with 5m - 15m USD to invest. Do you have a site or network of sites earning 50k - 200k a month income? Email your contact and preliminary data to: domain.cashventures (at) gmail.com....Please...no tire kickers...serious offers and inquiries only. ![]() |
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Sin City
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A pedophile and a little boy walk into the woods at night. The little boy complains "Its dark and scary in here." The pedophile replies with "Thats nothing, I have to walk back alone!"
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