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Old 06-13-2003, 10:55 AM   #1
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Boy Scouts, Lawyers, And Priests

Boy Scouts, Lawyers, And Priests

Three Boy Scouts, a lawyer, a priest, and a pilot are in a plane that is about to crash.
The pilot says "Well, we only have 3 parachutes, let's give them to the 3 Boy Scouts. They are young and have their whole lives in front of them"
The lawyer says "Fuck the Boy Scouts!"
The priest says, "Do we have time?"



Sorry about this one
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Old 06-13-2003, 11:09 AM   #2
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2 pedophiles are on a beach, and the one pedophile says to the other pedophile, " Hey you! Get outta my son!"

son=sun

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Old 06-13-2003, 12:10 PM   #3
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Get visual for this one to work....



Imagine someone standing behind you, with an arm reaching under your arm and with the hand behind your neck...

What is that called?

A Half-Nelson


What is it called with both arms are in that position behind you?

A Full-Nelson



What is it called when both arms are reaching under your armpits, hands on your neck, while the person is bumping & grinding on your rump?

A Father-Nelson
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Old 06-13-2003, 12:30 PM   #4
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A pedophile and a little boy walk into the woods at night. The little boy complains "Its dark and scary in here." The pedophile replies with "Thats nothing, I have to walk back alone!"
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