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06-11-2003, 12:03 AM
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Too old to care
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws.
Posts: 52,943
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What they really mean
Girl's English
Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No "It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now! " Do what u want" = You'll pay 4 this later! We need to talk" = I need to talk. "Sure...Go ahead" = I don't want you too. " I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron! " How much do u love me?" = I did something today your not goin' like me 4. "Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful. " You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me. " Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead! Guy's English " I'm hungry" = I'm hungry " I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy " I'm tired " = I'm tired "Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. " Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. " Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. " May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. " Can I buy you a drink?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. "Nice dress" = Nice cleavage. " You look tense, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you. " What's wrong? " = What meaningless self inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now? " What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question. "I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex? " I love you" = Let's have sex right now. " I love you too" = Okay I said it we'd better have sex now! " Let's talk" = I am tryin' to impress you by showing that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me! " Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal 4 you to have sex with other guys. NOW YOU MUST SEND THIS TO: 0- No one will ever love you! 1-5: You will get a kiss from your crush. 6-10: You will tongue your crush. 11-15: You will make-out with your crush. 15-20: You will date your crush. 20+: You will have sex with your b.f/ g.f and be together 4 EVER! |
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06-11-2003, 12:06 AM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Quebec city
Posts: 690
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20+: You will have sex with your b.f/ g.f and be together 4 EVER!
does that mean threesome? 
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