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What they really mean
Girl's English
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now!
" Do what u want" = You'll pay 4 this later!
We need to talk" = I need to talk.
"Sure...Go ahead" = I don't want you too.
" I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron!
" How much do u love me?" = I did something today your not goin' like me 4.
"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful.
" You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me.
" Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead!
Guy's English
" I'm hungry" = I'm hungry
" I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy
" I'm tired " = I'm tired
"Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
" Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
" Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
" May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
" Can I buy you a drink?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Nice dress" = Nice cleavage.
" You look tense, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you.
" What's wrong? " = What meaningless self inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
" What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
"I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?
" I love you" = Let's have sex right now.
" I love you too" = Okay I said it we'd better have sex now!
" Let's talk" = I am tryin' to impress you by showing that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
" Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal 4 you to have sex with other guys.
NOW YOU MUST SEND THIS TO:
0- No one will ever love you!
1-5: You will get a kiss from your crush.
6-10: You will tongue your crush.
11-15: You will make-out with your crush.
15-20: You will date your crush.
20+: You will have sex with your b.f/ g.f and be together 4 EVER!
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