What they really mean
 

Girl's English

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now!

" Do what u want" = You'll pay 4 this later!

We need to talk" = I need to talk.

"Sure...Go ahead" = I don't want you too.

" I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron!

" How much do u love me?" = I did something today your not goin' like me 4.

"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful.

" You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me.

" Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead!


Guy's English

" I'm hungry" = I'm hungry

" I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy

" I'm tired " = I'm tired

"Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

" Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

" Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

" May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

" Can I buy you a drink?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"Nice dress" = Nice cleavage.

" You look tense, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you.

" What's wrong? " = What meaningless self inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?

" What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

"I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?

" I love you" = Let's have sex right now.

" I love you too" = Okay I said it we'd better have sex now!

" Let's talk" = I am tryin' to impress you by showing that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!

" Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal 4 you to have sex with other guys.


NOW YOU MUST SEND THIS TO:

0- No one will ever love you!

1-5: You will get a kiss from your crush.

6-10: You will tongue your crush.

11-15: You will make-out with your crush.

15-20: You will date your crush.

20+: You will have sex with your b.f/ g.f and be together 4 EVER!

20+: You will have sex with your b.f/ g.f and be together 4 EVER!

does that mean threesome? :eek7