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I woke up to a creepy message from my high school buddy who lives in the same building with me: I killed my cat. The cat peed on his keyboard and he apparently went ballistic and threw the cat against the wall.
Stranger still, the whole day he told me he merely threw the cat out the window (which he had done to one of my cats years ago) and the cat survived after being taken to the anti-cruelty society, until later in the evening about 10 cops show up at my door with an ambulance and took my buddy away for 'tests' Want weirder? This guy is resident alien and lost all his Ids. He's trying to get it back but he's caught in bureacratic loop and with the anger issues he's already punched a hole in the wall at the INS office. His country of orgin is Yugoslavia which of course doesn't exist any more. What a trip, I'm still scratching my head, of course after the cops and my buddy left we were looking for a piece of wood for my new AC and looking in the garbage we find...yes, the cat. Not dead but barely alive. Whoa what a mess.
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I need a beer
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Strange day indeed
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That is weird
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As you wish...
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Not a good friend to have
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I would throw that POS against the wall and see how he likes it.
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yeah.. anyone who throws a cat.. anywhere should die.
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Damn Serbs!
That is so mean and cruel. I think the majority of the men from SiM need to take some anger managment courses. |
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In some places, cruelty to animals is not a misdemeanor, it's a felony with prison time. Oregon, where I live, is such a state. That the cat died, certainly wouldn' t have helped him much.
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that story is so many shades of wrong you could paint a hell of a picture.
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agreed...he deserves what he gets
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When i was still in highschool, there was a guy in my brother's grade. He bought 5 kittens from a pet store, put them in a potato sack and set them on fire. Some people are absolutely fucked in the head.
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Yeah you should never throw a cat, even if it did piss on your keyboard. Beating it with the ruined keyboard would be more gratifying
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send him back!
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I love to racism, bro!
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Save a cat kill your friend...
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Cats must die!
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Turns out my buddy spent some time with a shrink and he has to go to anger management classes. Geez, what a mind trip this was..
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that's fucked up!
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fuck your buddy.
i hope he gets raped in prison by balck people. |
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YEP!! I'd believe that too!!
My bf's ex has that origin and she apparently had a bit of a temper.. but only when some things set it off! yikes at the cat though!! I know people may THINK about doing bad things to animals.. but they should actually DO them!! |
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This is the kind of son-of-a-bitch that walks out of a bar sometime in the near future and gets a good old fashioned beat down in the alley. Try that shit again with four shattered limbs. When I.. er... the assailants got done he wouldn't be able to wipe his own ass ever again, let alone throw a cat against a wall.
The only upside is maybe he will do the same to all his offspring, and end his bloodline... PS.. if you think he won't do the same to his kids you are wrong. People like that have no regard for life or others suffering. |
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SHIT!!!! oops.. I should really learn to proof-read my posts!! I meant they should NOT actually do them. I love animals (in a plutonic manner) and would never hurt those cute, lovable things!! |
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Another illustration: I like fishing, and killed thousands of these river creatures thru my fushing years but I'm not sure that I may kill humans... Cats not better than cows or fishes... |
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its uncool to treat a animal that way. If he wants to kill it, do it right, or get somebody to do it for you.
A few days ago my mother killed a cat with a baseball bat, but that way the cat died right away - dident feel a thing. But throwing it against the wall is reason enough for me to beat him up |
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When it rains, it pours
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that's horrible.
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sick sick sick
not a good friend to be around =) tell him to listen to a bit of classical music |
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Cats and Dogs have been domesticated by humans. They have been bread to trust their human owners. Thus they have been "Pets". Lots of pet owners treat their pets as part of the family and comparing them to fish or cows that you eat is crazy Generally people that abuse animals have serious issues and need to be delt with. |
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Another illustration: I like fishing, and killed thousands of these river creatures thru my fushing years but I'm not sure that I may kill humans...
Cats not better than cows or fishes... _______________________________________________ ....Farm animals and domesticated pets are two different things. Go seek professional help before it's too late. You buy/adopt pets to take care of, they depend on you and if you think that killing them if they piss you off is acceptable I would suggest a high dosage of Lithium. [ Edit: I was so pissed off I quoted the wrong person..... post now fixed.
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What a sick bastard. Fuck that sound file's annoying. And...did he used to work for likewhoa?
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Before giving Lithium to someone just think 'bout things you do in your life... Haven't you killed fly or cockroach today? |
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I ate a cat in India, kind of tastes like rabbit
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Oh, and since you aren't can't quite comprehend the difference between insects and domesticated pets. Insects invade your home (unless of coarse you choose them as pets, which in your case I woudn't doubt). Sounds like you have a fiesta of filth going on..... mice, roaches, flies.... Suggestion #2 : Double the does of Lithium, Keep your doors shut so the flies don't get in and hire a housekeeper.
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...although in oriental countries humans eat dogs just as we eat cows or fishes... I can domesticate snakes, cockroaches or spiders but this cannot change minds of other people 'bout these creature... None will judge you for killing cockroach only beacuse someone domesticated cockroaches and there cockroaches "have been bread to trust their human owners"... I can't understand why cats must live but moose (cockroaches, spiders, fishes, cows etc.) must die... |
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It takes 1000's of years to domesticate animals, dogs came from wolves and cats from lions, leapords, etc etc. but its hard to argue to a person that is trying to compare a cat to a cockroach. plus after checking out your website i can pretty much understand where you comming from ENTER EXCRETOR:URINATION (peeing girls, golden showers, watersports) ENTER EXCRETOR:LACTATION (milky breasts, wet tits hardcore) ENTER EXCRETOR:MENSTRUATION (period women, tampon insertions and removals) ENTER EXCRETOR:EJACULATION (sperm squeezings and eatings) ENTER EXCRETOR:COPULATION (oral, anal and vaginal penetrations) i personally feel its gross but hey thats your thing, do what you want to do |
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I have clean house without living animals (cats, insects incl.)! And I never be abused by knowing that some guy killed his cat or his cockroach just because he have right to do it in his own house. |
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I think it was cool for newbie... ))) Why you think it's gross? Straight bad-lanfguaged descriptions? Or what? |
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who kicked the dog ?!?
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