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Ironhorse 06-10-2003 09:06 PM

My buddy killed his cat
 
I woke up to a creepy message from my high school buddy who lives in the same building with me: I killed my cat. The cat peed on his keyboard and he apparently went ballistic and threw the cat against the wall.

Stranger still, the whole day he told me he merely threw the cat out the window (which he had done to one of my cats years ago) and the cat survived after being taken to the anti-cruelty society, until later in the evening about 10 cops show up at my door with an ambulance and took my buddy away for 'tests'

Want weirder? This guy is resident alien and lost all his Ids. He's trying to get it back but he's caught in bureacratic loop and with the anger issues he's already punched a hole in the wall at the INS office. His country of orgin is Yugoslavia which of course doesn't exist any more.

What a trip, I'm still scratching my head, of course after the cops and my buddy left we were looking for a piece of wood for my new AC and looking in the garbage we find...yes, the cat. Not dead but barely alive. Whoa what a mess.

Spunky 06-10-2003 09:08 PM

Strange day indeed :eek7

foe 06-10-2003 09:08 PM

That is weird

Donny 06-10-2003 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironhorse
... we were looking for a piece of wood for my new AC and looking in the garbage we find...yes, the cat. Not dead but barely alive. Whoa what a mess.
Save it, man. Poor kitty.

Jamdin 06-10-2003 09:14 PM

Not a good friend to have :(

ztik 06-10-2003 09:15 PM

I would throw that POS against the wall and see how he likes it.

Caroline 06-10-2003 09:32 PM

yeah.. anyone who throws a cat.. anywhere should die.

:)

SNIPER 06-10-2003 09:55 PM

Damn Serbs!

That is so mean and cruel. I think the majority of the men from SiM need to take some anger managment courses.

UnseenWorld 06-10-2003 09:59 PM

In some places, cruelty to animals is not a misdemeanor, it's a felony with prison time. Oregon, where I live, is such a state. That the cat died, certainly wouldn' t have helped him much.

Why 06-10-2003 09:59 PM

that story is so many shades of wrong you could paint a hell of a picture.

Chichio 06-10-2003 10:00 PM

agreed...he deserves what he gets

chodadog 06-10-2003 10:20 PM

When i was still in highschool, there was a guy in my brother's grade. He bought 5 kittens from a pet store, put them in a potato sack and set them on fire. Some people are absolutely fucked in the head.

Mr Pheer 06-10-2003 10:29 PM

Yeah you should never throw a cat, even if it did piss on your keyboard. Beating it with the ruined keyboard would be more gratifying :)

psyko514 06-10-2003 10:31 PM

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Originally posted by MrPheer
Yeah you should never throw a cat, even if it did piss on your keyboard. Beating it with the ruined keyboard would be more gratifying :)
What happened to not coming back?

archer 06-10-2003 10:33 PM

send him back!

escorpio 06-10-2003 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chodadog
When i was still in highschool, there was a guy in my brother's grade. He bought 5 kittens from a pet store, put them in a potato sack and set them on fire. Some people are absolutely fucked in the head.
fuckin' serial killer-in-training

Ketadream 06-10-2003 11:11 PM

Save a cat kill your friend...

imJason 06-10-2003 11:19 PM

http://jasonangell.com/Jerky Boyz - You Kick My Dog.mp3


this seemed to fit

m4tt 06-10-2003 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chodadog
When i was still in highschool, there was a guy in my brother's grade. He bought 5 kittens from a pet store, put them in a potato sack and set them on fire. Some people are absolutely fucked in the head.
I just stopped reading this thread. good bye.

-=HUNGRYMAN=- 06-10-2003 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by imJason
http://jasonangell.com/Jerky Boyz - You Kick My Dog.mp3


this seemed to fit

LOL !! :1orglaugh

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Excretor 06-11-2003 01:41 AM

Cats must die!

Ironhorse 06-11-2003 12:02 PM

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Originally posted by DonovanPhillips


Save it, man. Poor kitty.

Yeah we did, we called my buddy's roommate (the real owner of the cat) and he picked it up. Of course, all of us were under the impression the cat was at the Anti Cruelty Society, so needless we all feel a little odd being lied to about it all..

Turns out my buddy spent some time with a shrink and he has to go to anger management classes. Geez, what a mind trip this was..

PR_Phil 06-11-2003 12:04 PM

that's fucked up!

Ironhorse 06-11-2003 12:06 PM

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Originally posted by archer
send him back!
To where? His country doesn't exist any more!

DarkJedi 06-11-2003 12:08 PM

fuck your buddy.
i hope he gets raped in prison by balck people.

Krusty 06-11-2003 12:12 PM

YEP!! I'd believe that too!!

My bf's ex has that origin and she apparently had a bit of a temper.. but only when some things set it off!

yikes at the cat though!! I know people may THINK about doing bad things to animals.. but they should actually DO them!!

angeleyes 06-11-2003 12:14 PM

:ugone2far :ugone2far :ugone2far

Excretor 06-11-2003 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chodadog
When i was still in highschool, there was a guy in my brother's grade. He bought 5 kittens from a pet store, put them in a potato sack and set them on fire. Some people are absolutely fucked in the head.
Superb!

I like people with spicy minds... ))) They like to pay for access to fetish and bizarre sites!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

HeadPimp 06-11-2003 12:32 PM

This is the kind of son-of-a-bitch that walks out of a bar sometime in the near future and gets a good old fashioned beat down in the alley. Try that shit again with four shattered limbs. When I.. er... the assailants got done he wouldn't be able to wipe his own ass ever again, let alone throw a cat against a wall.

The only upside is maybe he will do the same to all his offspring, and end his bloodline...

PS.. if you think he won't do the same to his kids you are wrong. People like that have no regard for life or others suffering.

delia 06-11-2003 12:35 PM

This sounded like a psycho movie scenario. Your friend is out of his mind. :warning

Krusty 06-11-2003 12:36 PM

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Originally posted by Krusty
YEP!! I'd believe that too!!

My bf's ex has that origin and she apparently had a bit of a temper.. but only when some things set it off!

yikes at the cat though!! I know people may THINK about doing bad things to animals.. but they should actually DO them!!


SHIT!!!! oops.. I should really learn to proof-read my posts!!
I meant they should NOT actually do them. I love animals (in a plutonic manner) and would never hurt those cute, lovable things!!

Excretor 06-11-2003 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HeadPimp
This is the kind of son-of-a-bitch that walks out of a bar sometime in the near future and gets a good old fashioned beat down in the alley. Try that shit again with four shattered limbs. When I.. er... the assailants got done he wouldn't be able to wipe his own ass ever again, let alone throw a cat against a wall.

The only upside is maybe he will do the same to all his offspring, and end his bloodline...

PS.. if you think he won't do the same to his kids you are wrong. People like that have no regard for life or others suffering.

I ate today tasteful sandwiches made of slaughtered cow. I have no mercy to this suffered animal just beacuse this is animal and not human. I think not all people beating animal are cruel to humans... Very different things...
Another illustration: I like fishing, and killed thousands of these river creatures thru my fushing years but I'm not sure that I may kill humans...
Cats not better than cows or fishes...

Machete_ 06-11-2003 04:18 PM

its uncool to treat a animal that way. If he wants to kill it, do it right, or get somebody to do it for you.

A few days ago my mother killed a cat with a baseball bat, but that way the cat died right away - dident feel a thing. But throwing it against the wall is reason enough for me to beat him up

loverboy 06-11-2003 04:18 PM

that's horrible. :)

Excretor 06-11-2003 04:27 PM

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Originally posted by ebus_dk

A few days ago my mother killed a cat with a baseball bat, but that way the cat died right away - dident feel a thing. But throwing it against the wall is reason enough for me to beat him up

Why hasn't she use the chainsaw to kill her cat? It would be cooler that baseball bat... :Graucho

buddyjuf 06-11-2003 04:30 PM

sick sick sick
not a good friend to be around =)

tell him to listen to a bit of classical music :thumbsup

Machete_ 06-11-2003 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Excretor


Why hasn't she use the chainsaw for kill her cat? It would be cooler that baseball bat... :Graucho

because its locked away while she is off here medication

playa 06-11-2003 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Excretor

Another illustration: I like fishing, and killed thousands of these river creatures thru my fushing years but I'm not sure that I may kill humans...
Cats not better than cows or fishes...


Cats and Dogs have been domesticated by humans. They have been bread to trust their human owners. Thus they have been "Pets". Lots of pet owners treat their pets as part of the family and comparing them to fish or cows that you eat is crazy


Generally people that abuse animals have serious issues and need to be delt with.

angeleyes 06-11-2003 04:37 PM

Another illustration: I like fishing, and killed thousands of these river creatures thru my fushing years but I'm not sure that I may kill humans...
Cats not better than cows or fishes...
_______________________________________________

....Farm animals and domesticated pets are two different things. Go seek professional help before it's too late.

You buy/adopt pets to take care of, they depend on you and if you think that killing them if they piss you off is acceptable I would suggest a high dosage of Lithium. :321GFY[

Edit: I was so pissed off I quoted the wrong person..... post now fixed.

Tipsy 06-11-2003 04:42 PM

What a sick bastard. Fuck that sound file's annoying. And...did he used to work for likewhoa?

Excretor 06-11-2003 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by angeleyes


Farm animals and domesticated pets are two different things. Go seek professional help before it's too late.

You buy/adopt pets to take care of, they depend on you and if you think that killing them if they piss you off is acceptable I would suggest a high dosage of Lithium. :321GFY

We kill cockroaches only for living in our houses - they don't shit, piss or steal our food... But we kill'em... We kill also rats and moose... We kill flies just for flying around... I think these creatures must have the same chance to survive as pets making really bad things to us...

Before giving Lithium to someone just think 'bout things you do in your life... Haven't you killed fly or cockroach today?

Gunni 06-11-2003 04:53 PM

I ate a cat in India, kind of tastes like rabbit :glugglug

angeleyes 06-11-2003 04:54 PM

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Originally posted by Excretor


We kill cockroaches only for living in our houses - they don't shit, piss or steal our food... But we kill'em... We kill also rats and moose... We kill flies just for flying around... I think these creatures must have the same chance to survive as pets making really bad things to us...

Before giving Lithium to someone just think 'bout things you do in your life... Haven't you killed fly or cockroach today?

I keep my house very clean and don't have cock roaches, sounds like a personal problem.

Oh, and since you aren't can't quite comprehend the difference between insects and domesticated pets.

Insects invade your home (unless of coarse you choose them as pets, which in your case I woudn't doubt). Sounds like you have a fiesta of filth going on..... mice, roaches, flies....

Suggestion #2 : Double the does of Lithium, Keep your doors shut so the flies don't get in and hire a housekeeper.

Excretor 06-11-2003 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by playa



Cats and Dogs have been domesticated by humans. They have been bread to trust their human owners. Thus they have been "Pets". Lots of pet owners treat their pets as part of the family and comparing them to fish or cows that you eat is crazy


Generally people that abuse animals have serious issues and need to be delt with.


...although in oriental countries humans eat dogs just as we eat cows or fishes... I can domesticate snakes, cockroaches or spiders but this cannot change minds of other people 'bout these creature... None will judge you for killing cockroach only beacuse someone domesticated cockroaches and there cockroaches "have been bread to trust their human owners"... I can't understand why cats must live but moose (cockroaches, spiders, fishes, cows etc.) must die...

Excretor 06-11-2003 05:01 PM

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Originally posted by angeleyes


I keep my house very clean and don't have cock roaches, sounds like a personal problem.

And the guy killed his cat to keep the house very clean of creatures pissing on keyboard... :1orglaugh

playa 06-11-2003 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Excretor



...although in oriental countries humans eat dogs just as we eat cows or fishes... I can domesticate snakes, cockroaches or spiders but this cannot change minds of other people 'bout these creature... None will judge you for killing cockroach only beacuse someone domesticated cockroaches and there cockroaches "have been bread to trust their human owners"... I can't understand why cats must live but moose (cockroaches, spiders, fishes, cows etc.) must die...


It takes 1000's of years to domesticate animals, dogs came from wolves and cats from lions, leapords, etc etc.

but its hard to argue to a person that is trying to compare a cat to a cockroach. plus after checking out your website
i can pretty much understand where you comming from

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Excretor 06-11-2003 05:09 PM

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Originally posted by angeleyes



Suggestion #2 : Double the does of Lithium, Keep your doors shut so the flies don't get in and hire a housekeeper.

I don't need Lithium - I'll better go to eat another sandwich made of animal's meat

I have clean house without living animals (cats, insects incl.)! And I never be abused by knowing that some guy killed his cat or his cockroach just because he have right to do it in his own house.

Excretor 06-11-2003 05:20 PM

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Originally posted by playa



....plus after checking out your website
i can pretty much understand where you comming from...


Don't you like my first site I made two years ago?
I think it was cool for newbie... )))
Why you think it's gross? Straight bad-lanfguaged descriptions? Or what?

Mlin 06-11-2003 05:23 PM

who kicked the dog ?!?

angeleyes 06-11-2003 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Excretor


I don't need Lithium - I'll better go to eat another sandwich made of animal's meat

I have clean house without living animals (cats, insects incl.)! And I never be abused by knowing that some guy killed his cat or his cockroach just because he have right to do it in his own house.

You are such an uneducated fucktard that you actually amaze me.


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