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pink_in_the_middle · 06-09-2003, 06:25 PM

Whats your slang for a pussy fart?

Juicy D. Links · 06-09-2003, 06:28 PM

queff

Fletch XXX · 06-09-2003, 06:28 PM

C.U.N.T. burp

natas · 06-09-2003, 06:30 PM

fanny fart here in uk

tical · 06-09-2003, 06:31 PM

yup, queef

pink_in_the_middle · 06-09-2003, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
queff

LOL Thank you

Kelly thinks I made up this word. He's never heard it before....he was a deprived child

Fletch XXX · 06-09-2003, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle

LOL Thank you Kelly thinks I made up this word. He's never heard it before....he was a deprived child

thats pretty much the standard term, I thought you were looking for new ones. ;)

But yeah, queef is a very common definition of such actions by a woman.

CDSmith · 06-09-2003, 07:35 PM

Schploof.

okay I just made that up <img SRC="http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif">

FillmoreSlim · 06-09-2003, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle
Whats your slang for a pussy fart?

breakfast.

pornJester · 06-09-2003, 07:37 PM

i know a talented young lady who can do it on command

mrthumbs · 06-09-2003, 07:38 PM

talking

FillmoreSlim · 06-09-2003, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrthumbs
talking

man that was good

dav555add · 06-09-2003, 07:39 PM

vaginal flatulence

When a woman?s vagina ruins a tender moment with a loud, unexpected expulsion of hahahaha Gas, what is the discerning gentleman to do? When the giant slimy clam opens its mouth and belches, what is the proper etiquette? Do you ignore it?or try to console her?or do you tell her how truly repelled you are? Do you try to make light of it with jokes such as, "Who hahahaha the cheese?" Or do you immediately get up, get dressed, leave, and never call her again? Do you ridicule her as a cheap hooker filled with rotted sperm? Or do you reply with a friendly fart of your own?

Even if she only does it once, and even if you don?t tell your parents or clergymen about it, her slovenly vaginal eructation will always be in the back of your mind, forever destroying any hopes for total intimacy. It?s something you need to talk about with your physician and your marriage counselor, and even if they?re helpful, the damage may have already been done.

We?re talking about pussy farts, gentlemen. Beaver burps. Muff music. The medical term, "vaginal flatulence," sounds like the name of a death-metal band. In England and Australia, where "fanny" is synonymous with "pussy," they call them "fanny farts." Still others call them "varts," a contraction of "vagina" and "farts."

Indeed · 06-09-2003, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrthumbs
talking

good one

SureFire · 06-09-2003, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dav555add
vaginal flatulence

When a woman?s vagina ruins a tender moment with a loud, unexpected expulsion of hahahaha Gas, what is the discerning gentleman to do? When the giant slimy clam opens its mouth and belches, what is the proper etiquette? Do you ignore it?or try to console her?or do you tell her how truly repelled you are? Do you try to make light of it with jokes such as, "Who hahahaha the cheese?" Or do you immediately get up, get dressed, leave, and never call her again? Do you ridicule her as a cheap hooker filled with rotted sperm? Or do you reply with a friendly fart of your own?

Even if she only does it once, and even if you don?t tell your parents or clergymen about it, her slovenly vaginal eructation will always be in the back of your mind, forever destroying any hopes for total intimacy. It?s something you need to talk about with your physician and your marriage counselor, and even if they?re helpful, the damage may have already been done.

We?re talking about pussy farts, gentlemen. Beaver burps. Muff music. The medical term, "vaginal flatulence," sounds like the name of a death-metal band. In England and Australia, where "fanny" is synonymous with "pussy," they call them "fanny farts." Still others call them "varts," a contraction of "vagina" and "farts."

A wet pussy and a dick that can't come (cum) or ???

bobv50 · 06-09-2003, 08:16 PM

Websters Dicktionary:

pussy fart: A pussy that is accustomed to fucking a much bigger dick than the one that currently in her!!

FlyingIguana · 06-09-2003, 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bobv50
Websters Dicktionary:

pussy fart: A pussy that is accustomed to fucking a much bigger dick than the one that currently in her!!

so pussy farts happen to you all the time i take it?

FiReC · 06-09-2003, 08:19 PM

are you talking about when it farts on its own or after you fuck the shit out of it?

pink_in_the_middle · 06-09-2003, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dav555add
vaginal flatulence

When a woman?s vagina ruins a tender moment with a loud, unexpected expulsion of hahahaha Gas, what is the discerning gentleman to do? When the giant slimy clam opens its mouth and belches, what is the proper etiquette? Do you ignore it?or try to console her?or do you tell her how truly repelled you are? Do you try to make light of it with jokes such as, "Who hahahaha the cheese?" Or do you immediately get up, get dressed, leave, and never call her again? Do you ridicule her as a cheap hooker filled with rotted sperm? Or do you reply with a friendly fart of your own?

Even if she only does it once, and even if you don?t tell your parents or clergymen about it, her slovenly vaginal eructation will always be in the back of your mind, forever destroying any hopes for total intimacy. It?s something you need to talk about with your physician and your marriage counselor, and even if they?re helpful, the damage may have already been done.

We?re talking about pussy farts, gentlemen. Beaver burps. Muff music. The medical term, "vaginal flatulence," sounds like the name of a death-metal band. In England and Australia, where "fanny" is synonymous with "pussy," they call them "fanny farts." Still others call them "varts," a contraction of "vagina" and "farts."

LOL You're a moron

Do you even know why women "pussy fart"? lol

bobv50 · 06-09-2003, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FlyingIguana

so pussy farts happen to you all the time i take it?

dnsmonster · 06-09-2003, 08:32 PM

There's even a petition to add Queef to the dictionary.

Jamdin · 06-09-2003, 08:49 PM

So did your fanny fart before of after dick farted?

Nasty D · 06-09-2003, 10:27 PM

backtalk

Paul Markham · 06-09-2003, 10:31 PM

Perfectly normal.

lil2rich4u2 · 06-09-2003, 10:57 PM

its called a "twirk" i beleive, as layed out so nicely by the ying yang twins when they sang "whistle while you twirk"

BTW awsome song if you have a system in your car, i blew up 3 JL 12's on that song, heh

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dav555add Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 3,427	vaginal flatulence When a woman?s vagina ruins a tender moment with a loud, unexpected expulsion of hahahaha Gas, what is the discerning gentleman to do? When the giant slimy clam opens its mouth and belches, what is the proper etiquette? Do you ignore it?or try to console her?or do you tell her how truly repelled you are? Do you try to make light of it with jokes such as, "Who hahahaha the cheese?" Or do you immediately get up, get dressed, leave, and never call her again? Do you ridicule her as a cheap hooker filled with rotted sperm? Or do you reply with a friendly fart of your own? Even if she only does it once, and even if you don?t tell your parents or clergymen about it, her slovenly vaginal eructation will always be in the back of your mind, forever destroying any hopes for total intimacy. It?s something you need to talk about with your physician and your marriage counselor, and even if they?re helpful, the damage may have already been done. We?re talking about pussy farts, gentlemen. Beaver burps. Muff music. The medical term, "vaginal flatulence," sounds like the name of a death-metal band. In England and Australia, where "fanny" is synonymous with "pussy," they call them "fanny farts." Still others call them "varts," a contraction of "vagina" and "farts." __________________ ...

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