pussy farts
 

Whats your slang for a pussy fart?

queff

C.U.N.T. burp

fanny fart here in uk :Graucho

yup, queef

LOL Thank you :) Kelly thinks I made up this word. He's never heard it before....he was a deprived child :winkwink:

thats pretty much the standard term, I thought you were looking for new ones. ;)

But yeah, queef is a very common definition of such actions by a woman.

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Schploof.





okay I just made that up <img SRC="http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif">

breakfast.

i know a talented young lady who can do it on command :thumbsup

talking

man that was good

vaginal flatulence

When a woman?s vagina ruins a tender moment with a loud, unexpected expulsion of hahahaha Gas, what is the discerning gentleman to do? When the giant slimy clam opens its mouth and belches, what is the proper etiquette? Do you ignore it?or try to console her?or do you tell her how truly repelled you are? Do you try to make light of it with jokes such as, "Who hahahaha the cheese?" Or do you immediately get up, get dressed, leave, and never call her again? Do you ridicule her as a cheap hooker filled with rotted sperm? Or do you reply with a friendly fart of your own?

Even if she only does it once, and even if you don?t tell your parents or clergymen about it, her slovenly vaginal eructation will always be in the back of your mind, forever destroying any hopes for total intimacy. It?s something you need to talk about with your physician and your marriage counselor, and even if they?re helpful, the damage may have already been done.

We?re talking about pussy farts, gentlemen. Beaver burps. Muff music. The medical term, "vaginal flatulence," sounds like the name of a death-metal band. In England and Australia, where "fanny" is synonymous with "pussy," they call them "fanny farts." Still others call them "varts," a contraction of "vagina" and "farts."

good one

A wet pussy and a dick that can't come (cum) or ???
:)

Websters Dicktionary:

pussy fart: A pussy that is accustomed to fucking a much bigger dick than the one that currently in her!!

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so pussy farts happen to you all the time i take it? :winkwink: :winkwink:

are you talking about when it farts on its own or after you fuck the shit out of it?

LOL You're a moron :1orglaugh
Do you even know why women "pussy fart"? lol

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There's even a petition to add Queef to the dictionary.

So did your fanny fart before of after dick farted?

backtalk

Perfectly normal.

its called a "twirk" i beleive, as layed out so nicely by the ying yang twins when they sang "whistle while you twirk"


BTW awsome song if you have a system in your car, i blew up 3 JL 12's on that song, heh