06-09-2003, 08:03 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by dav555add
vaginal flatulence
When a woman?s vagina ruins a tender moment with a loud, unexpected expulsion of hahahaha Gas, what is the discerning gentleman to do? When the giant slimy clam opens its mouth and belches, what is the proper etiquette? Do you ignore it?or try to console her?or do you tell her how truly repelled you are? Do you try to make light of it with jokes such as, "Who hahahaha the cheese?" Or do you immediately get up, get dressed, leave, and never call her again? Do you ridicule her as a cheap hooker filled with rotted sperm? Or do you reply with a friendly fart of your own?
Even if she only does it once, and even if you don?t tell your parents or clergymen about it, her slovenly vaginal eructation will always be in the back of your mind, forever destroying any hopes for total intimacy. It?s something you need to talk about with your physician and your marriage counselor, and even if they?re helpful, the damage may have already been done.
We?re talking about pussy farts, gentlemen. Beaver burps. Muff music. The medical term, "vaginal flatulence," sounds like the name of a death-metal band. In England and Australia, where "fanny" is synonymous with "pussy," they call them "fanny farts." Still others call them "varts," a contraction of "vagina" and "farts."
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A wet pussy and a dick that can't come (cum) or ???
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