If Men had vaginas .... - GoFuckYourself.com

pimplink · 06-07-2003, 03:30 PM

Top ten things MEN would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day:

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes...BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too...

And, the NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they woke up with a vagina...

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

voodooman · 06-07-2003, 03:38 PM

If men had vaginas, they would be women.

:-)

NBDesign · 06-07-2003, 03:41 PM

Serge_Oprano · 06-07-2003, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by voodooman
If men had vaginas, they would be women.

:-)

how many trannies have you fucked?
;-))))

dirtyone · 06-07-2003, 03:43 PM

If I had a vaginia I would get a boob job and never have to leave the house again. Ever!

NBDesign · 06-07-2003, 03:43 PM

Actually, if I woke up a woman one day I would hit the fitness center and the ladies shower

or maybe try womens prison for a short run.... at 6'3"... they would all be my bitches

06-07-2003, 03:30 PM	#1
pimplink Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Closer than you think Posts: 9,535	If Men had vaginas .... Top ten things MEN would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day: 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes...BEFORE closing time. 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too... And, the NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they woke up with a vagina... 1. Finally find that damned G-spot. __________________ Need Mainstream Content and SEO? SEO * Website Copy * Blogs Blogging - PR Work - Forum Marketing - Social Marketing - Link building - Articles 100% Guaranteed Content!

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NBDesign Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The other side of Hell Posts: 5,814	Actually, if I woke up a woman one day I would hit the fitness center and the ladies shower or maybe try womens prison for a short run.... at 6'3"... they would all be my bitches __________________ Use Lensman's program and get the most for your hard earned traffic. Get Heidi for your site Here. Lots of sets to choose from. She makes a great Addition to any site. Grab one Grab All.

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voodooman Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Homeless Posts: 801	If men had vaginas, they would be women. :-)

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dirtyone Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: God's Country (Georgia) Posts: 3,706	If I had a vaginia I would get a boob job and never have to leave the house again. Ever!